tick tock why is it still around why it,is so popular and why am I getting so,many tick tock ads if you haven't heard,of the tick tock app your children,probably have they might even be on it,and you'd have no idea the potential,danger they're in you guys know tick,tock was still thing every single ad I,get on snapchat on YouTube,always tick tock ads how many tick tock,guys you know what let me just let me,just go on to snapchat right now I'm not,making this up,tick tock oh no I said tik-tok out loud,too loudly now look what it's now look,what it's advertising to me tick tock,okay I don't understand why I'm being,subjected to all these ads I don't have,the app sure it's popular right now,people are calling a new vine fine,drawing singing Instagram comedy skits,you can make quick videos you can make,collaborative videos that gets fun it's,huge I get it but look at the ads that I,think that one's kind of like that I,kind of like that one I have no idea why,but when I saw that I was like,okay sure that one's kind of creative I,guess but like why so you know what I'm,gonna do today I want to say I want to,take a look at some of the tick tock ads,because you've probably seen this one,before,I see it all the time,comedy skits what was that what was I,watching how is how is that,advertisement getting me to watch or,even download the tick-tock app it's one,woman eating ice cream on one side and,another person pretending like he's,about to jump off of a building what am,I missing,please someone down below leave me a,comment what's great about tick-tock let,me know like I made a full video about,to talk before like when it first came,out and it started overtaking musically,I was like okay this is this is gonna be,terrible but now it's been like two,years later and it's bigger than ever so,let's watch some tic toc ads this is,gonna be fun okay what okay I understand,like this is the tick tock it's funny,this person's honking the person in,front is honking back in rhythm but why,is this an ad that the tick tock family,is actually paying to have on a youtube,mid roll,okay that is the freakiest thing I've,ever seen did she have to make that much,I gotta turn this down now who's Kiki,what are you cheating on me no it's it's,just a song No first it was janessa then,it was Cirie and now it's you know what,there's no way this was an ad there's no,way oh my god,I got another ad on tick tock like I I,don't understand but I like the song,oh is this video gonna get taken down by,copyright oh okay okay these guys,actually took the time to synchronize,this done they were like listen we need,to choreograph a dunce all five of us,listen are you listening Jimmy because,we got to do this for tick-tock you got,to do this with tick-tock okay it's,gonna be number one it's gonna be the,best tick-tock ever they're gonna use it,on ads stop playing around in the back,do it again,no no no no no no that was definitely a,copyrighted song watch it in silence,she's a Plain Jane she's a Plain Jane,something something something how does,the song go look at this download tik,tok okay two fingers and try and pop the,egg with both of your fingers literally,impossible everyone make your videos,below I could not do have been trying,for 10 minutes no matter how hard you,try download tik tok - duet react try a,special effect,holy smokes 500 million downloads hey,tik tok make every second counts what,I'm really confused,I hate dubbing I hate the dubbing the,dubbing is so bad it hurts my insides,look can we just look above the lines,from Jumanji Kevin ha is that kevin hart,talking she's so happy,she's actually really happy to do this,this is like the joy for a week,yeah,tik-tok available in the App Store,Google Play hmm let's get bad no why,would I skip this ad this is the ad I,want to see the Kalama goes the call,longer goes another 10 minutes,look I'm scrolling most of the tick tock,ads that people were able to record like,I I'm I'm just okay let me to show you,one more time how often tic toc ads come,up okay just so you don't think I'm,lying,second one that I scroll to like tick,tock is getting out of control,thank you guys for watching this video,make sure you give it a thumbs up if you,enjoyed it leave me a comment down below,do you use tik tok this is just a quick,reminder that hey I stream on Twitch now,you know sometimes I stream late at,night sometimes early in the morning so,if you wanna see me play some games,check out the twitch channel in,description,okay I guess I'll just have to show you,what you're missing comedy skits
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TikTok Ads Have Gone Too Far...
TikTok Ads Have Gone Too Far...
all right guys i was scrolling through,twitter and i saw one of the worst ads,known to man that was on tick tock and,you know you're probably like zeep it's,tick tock what the hell did you expect i,don't know i expected probably better,you know i mean it is the same,application in which kids were stealing,like toilets or whatever else from their,schools which to be honest was kind of,funny at first but then the stuff would,extend out of school like at like,churches or like restaurants or whatever,and it was basically just blatant,stealing at that point so when it comes,to tick-tock i browse it every now and,then to get like a good haha a good,laugh every now and then to be like oh,that's that's a good meme i don't browse,tik-tok to get like some sort of like,intellectually piece of discussion of,some sorts so the ad i'm talking about,today has to do with this one right here,in which a lady is like dealing with,stomach problems and gas issues and this,is like an ad for i assume a video game,but like it's just like so over the top,you kind of forget that it's even an ad,for a game like what the hell is this,she farts and then it turns into like a,card game and then immediately,transcends to what like i assume to be,like hot tea or hot water being poured,into a toilet what's going on here the,dirty ass toilet by the way then gets,cleaned and then she proceeds to sit,down on the toilet only to be like,frozen to death i,what and then it is reviewed by the end,of the commercial that this whole entire,thing has been an ad for a solitaire,game i mean i guess it's a pretty,creative way to promote your damn,software,it's definitely made an impression on me,i'm not going to judge what the,developers are into but this is like so,like in your face just like hey check,this out and i guess that's really the,marketing strategy for them is that like,it gives off such a vibe that you cannot,forget about it like look guys player,puzzle game it has like farting women in,it look but you know weird marketing,campaigns have worked in the past do you,guys remember back like around 2006 when,the ps3 came out and sony used this,weird creepy baby to promote the console,seriously if you guys don't remember,check this out real quick it's scary,like what the hell this doesn't make me,want to buy ps3 this makes me want to,hide under my bed and hope and pray that,i don't get slaughtered honestly though,this commercial is a work of art,especially in comparison to that tick,tock ad because that's just like farting,like a dirty ass toilet i mean this,isn't even the worst of it if i'm being,honest there have been other tiktok ads,that i've seen on twitter promoting,things in the worst way imaginable check,out this application trying to keep,track of your sleep,why,i just genuinely want to know,why,then every now and then on tick tock you,get ads for like the most out of place,things imaginable like people have been,getting ads to support some random,person's divorce isn't this like odd,though like aren't there like a bunch of,kids on this app like mindlessly,scrolling by being targeted with the,most bizarre ads like i don't know dude,i don't really want to check out like,what type of fetish you're into i just,want to laugh and look at some,shitty trendy tick-tock sound i mean,every now and then you do get some funny,ads like there's this one in particular,and which is like an anti-smoking ad,which is actually kind of funny hey guys,since you love dance challenges here's,one i call tokerlung,find out why at the toca online dot ca,just look how quick like he goes down,like oh my god you know what's,interesting to me is that tick tock is,becoming number one in terms of like,watch time it's exceeding youtube now,it's essentially like the next,generation of content creating do i,think it'll replace youtube completely,no absolutely not long-form content is,always here to stay but when it comes to,the ads well let me just say i don't,think youtube is any better at them as,well alright subscribe i love you bye
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We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
check,my hands gonna be dust,yo,here's the story about the simple office,and the simple office called cold ones,yeah max take it away,today we're open,we were browsing tito i saw a couple of,weird chinese products pop up and i got,to thinking what would it be like if we,bought those products and reviewed them,on cold ones,bats he's spinning what's this champagne,wine bottle beer dispenser spray gun,fountain bottle beer ejecting feeding,flirt gun this is your sign to get a,boost blaster for this summer,that's illegal,why i can't do that that's like spitting,off a high-rise building yeah but it's,beer,ah,hey get scott,i'm covered in beer five minutes into,the video,oh my yeezy's man all right get me,someone stop start well that was,effective oh waste the money i've just,done this it's funny,rehabilitation robot gloves seems like,something you should not trust tick tock,with i'm kind of excited,what,in the powerpoint,so does that assist with them doing that,motion okay all right this looks,like the actual power glove it looks, awesome but it sort of looks,like something that someone made in like,their garage it made a funny spark when,i plugged it in okay whoa what the ,oh my god has signs gone too far,well let's walk that's quite scary,that's quite scary turning it up wow,what the nah that's up can,you make it do something that's hurting,my hand's gonna be dust actually no it's,not oh whoa whoa what the ,does it feel good it feels weird picture,this i'm 80 years,old i'm trying to pick up this ball so i,press the minus button on the machine it,extends my hand i put it over the ball i,press the plus button oh oh oh oh oh oh,is that here yeah i have a go no,what does this do,oh it's for your back why is he got egg,on it okay you're hopping is it,comfortable is it for like support maybe,it's support i think the point is that,the eggs don't break when you lie on,them because it's so squishy okay max,ready your buttocks,watch them immediately break okay here,we go chinese magic trick,is that a crack,what sit on them i don't think that's,basically sit on them is that part of,the thing sit on them slowly,oh my god,no way what if that works for me too oh,oh mommy,let it go,get these off the table all right chad,what's next, so you take the things you load,them in it's like a nerf gun of some,sort,okay they've got sticky things on the,end you shoot them at people how do i,shoot this thing,no shoot go shoot oh,oh,oh,oh come on the shot looks great,that was a cool item all right next,egg okay,oh kiwi fruit why they put a egg,on it i don't know okay peels eggs kiwi,fruits tomatoes tomatoes apples are,gonna put a human child on that oh,that'd be so great,oh that's part of oh there's a second,product do we have that oh we do,all right you ready is it doing anything,ah let's go,okay i love that why is it doing that,why is it whoa it just went in for the,kill look at that this is my favorite,part to eat that's delicious chad,i don't really like the skin i'm not,familiar it's not even skin look this is,the part you double did,all right,okay when are they bringing this to the,west,i like how little was wasted there give,me that,everyone peels potatoes right that's,like a pretty common thing,forbidden spaghetti,is anyone else eating a potato,raw please,god,that can't be good right,maybe you've hardly touched your raw,tape yeah,no it's all right more property for me,then,larger airpods large airpods do you,reckon they'd make a left and right one,would that be pokemon that would both be,right you remember that old meme hey,watch out he's got airpods in yo let me,put my airpod in you'll have to speak up,i've got my airpod in,oh my god they have large airport in,they can't hear us,what's wrong with their regular airpods,wait what this blows bubbles the is,that i'm turning mine on,scott that scared me,i feel like i'm in a peaceful chinese,village,carving a bamboo table,while my grandson watches next to me i'm,watching netflix,chad no no no no no no no no no we still,got one more airpod left,chad,i want to see what was in it what do you,think a speaker oh god forbid i i broke,something but when you break stuff it's,funny,okay hold on now,all right next what is this i can't read,chinese it says food chopper you gotta,love my nuts,okay potato okay okay this kind of looks,good,ish,the tip of my is gone,i'm getting it i'm getting it oh look at,that eating slices of carrots look at,that it's amazing oh it's so well sliced,that is so much effort yeah i'll try an,apple,man that don't fit try another,thing try another thing no no no no no,no no,okay that's something yeah i'm a genius,feed it in for me like you want me to,push on yeah i feel like there should be,something in the top that pushes it down,wait a minute,wait a minute,ah,oh my god that's amazing look at those,danky little thin cut pieces,i'll put everything in this now and try,it potato nice yeah now i had some cat,little potato carrot apple,you're gonna cut it it looks ,mangled wh
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stupid tiktok ads
stupid tiktok ads
hello my name is connor,welcome to my first ever video on this,channel we are,today we're going to be playing bit life,i'm going to be doing it probably,the all evil challenge like be the most,evil,anyways let's do it,it was a bit laggy apologize that this,is formed on a chromebook,computer,this is actually really laggy i don't,know why it's not starting,i got a pop tart,really yummy,i don't want to do that,let's start a new life,gabrielle i i was born,in tucson united states i was the,product of artificial insemination,my birthday is february 6 i'm aquarius,so am i,my name is scribble reed my mother's,precious,precious marriage counselor age 42 my,father,well then how are you born i have a,whole i have older houses,named katherine h3,let's see,wedding your mother has married your new,stepfather remote cuban a 42 year old,trucker,them to sell proposal for the honeymoon,new step brother perry cuban 84.,he's not very kind but he has long honey,what is this rock star,challenge,oh what happened,that's ned only on tick tock,i disagree you could find a lunatic,somewhere else,what i i don't want sex hot,it seems i'm having technical,difficulties with yeah,i don't want me to die i'm i'm not,downloading tick tock just just,let me play the game,there we go,okay let's go again,your gums hurt and you're looking for,something with them right you want to,make them feel better what will you grab,sharpie marker,doing the tv my mom's self,it's really hard choice because they're,all so good,let's do a sharpie marker because i,would love to get high,off a marker,nothing happened to me,that's a bit like your mother says you,know she sponsored,nope i do not get it what are you,talking about what is this bit like,shut up i am not going to listen to fine,okay it's where it is throw,i'm gonna be karen you're starting,elementary school,okay good i'm finally in school can i,beat up my siblings yet,no not again,i don't care,it's it's it's not even like fully on,the screen,it's half cut,i thought that was like a home burglary,yeah,okay i'm sorry um let's see,let's look at my relationships,so i have a mother except my,stepfather's,old um let,up my step brother since i hate him,i can i can edit him,oh i don't i can't i cannot,god knows something is that in the game,um let's rumble with him i'm gonna beat,him up,yep can you kill me,i'm going to punch him,nice you didn't do anything back,now i know now i truly hate my step,brother,evil hey that's my job i'm supposed to,be evil,what else what's this nipple,i twisted my seventh father's nipple,wait pam was blaming the recent,cardboard and city,what,was shutting instantly i'm gonna,i'm gonna rumble with her,crap her scroll yep that's what i'm,gonna do,didn't you and then i beat your,badonkadonk,fighting oh i'm gonna insult him,yeah wait steven spielberg,what are you doing here he called him a,maniac,argue with you,expelled why i was such a good,child,i'm gonna argue back to her shut up,let's go to your your room's the same as,a private school,i have no happiness probably because,i've been telling everyone to just shut,up,no come on bro,ah tech talk i swear,i can't even like what happened
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Roblox’s weird TikTok ads...
Roblox’s weird TikTok ads...
oh,wait these babes have the merch i,thought it was all sold out,did it did it restock,i need to have it now,you guys ever seen those like really,weird uh mobile game ads i don't have,like a hand doing the trick so it's like,really really simple gameplay that you'd,have to be like an idiot,to not understand none of it is like,quite that interesting but they always,end it with like,the person dying there's whole,compilations of them these things are,trash and they like,they make me zone out they make me not,enjoy my life anymore,um roblox actually started doing this,apparently these ads work so good,that roblox with like all their infinite,resources,they resorted to making these terrible,ads,look if it works it works guys if i,could sell you poison to make money i,would,but that's um,let's move on they're probably not as,bad as the the ones,that i just shown but here's a roblox ad,that was on tick-tock,this okay no this is worse that's worse,that's all,that's a little worse i found these on,chase rooney's twitter,all right let's check this one out up,for a challenge you mean are you ready,to lose,let's do it is this even a roblox game,that exists,but like the thing is this probably gets,them so many more players like this ad,works otherwise they wouldn't use it you,know because then they just be wasting,money,there's one that's a lot worse all right,this is uh this is the the grand finale,this is a real ad on tick tock play now,whoa i know what the game is now whoa,dude hey don't kick me out of the star,program,let me direct the ads look i made an ad,for uh,this brand here and look i burnt a,mannequin alive,um probably bad for the environment i,put it out with a fire extinguisher,no environment was dead there's a video,made like uh,like a couple years ago if roblox made,terrible mobile ads because these,these mobile ads were like a huge thing,back then and then um look at the new,comments,they do this now now they do,this aged well look i just want to go,over all the,the odd things on roblox today all the,things i'm not a big fan of on the,platform look the mobile ads like i said,i would do terrible things if it worked,look at this up and coming games happy,simulator i have not felt joy since i,was a baby,i'm not playing this game um adopt a,baby,wait speaking of not having any joy what,is it what is that thumbnail to do with,this,the game why is the cop being romantic,with one of the prisoners,isn't there like a power dynamic there,that i'm missing see these types of,games are the bad,mobile game ad versions of roblox games,you know what i mean all right there's a,blue stream of light coming from my,stomach i must give birth it is time,bro why are you honking at me all right,so the blue stream like i'm assuming,this is like the adopt me gambling thing,it leads you,straight to your first gambling,addiction see like yeah,automatically just just please give us,money,so i don't know too much about stocks,but uh roblox has like a like a stock,coming out that you can invest in so you,can that's like a big deal,you can make a lot of money off it if,roblox does good you think,okay i have an idea i got i got a good,idea don't tell anyone about this all,right don't listen to me because i don't,know if this is how stocks work,but like i'm assuming if the company,does good,the stock goes up in value and then,everyone who owns the stock,makes money if they sell it up here,so if you bought tesla stock last year,around this time,for a hundred dollars you could sell it,for like seven hundred dollars right now,so you'd make like,600 bucks like you know because you,bought it for that and you sell it,right so roblox starts at like 50 bucks,right and then um i say something really,bad about roblox and then,it tanks the company and then the stock,goes all the way down so then i buy,roblox stock at like 10 bucks and i say,good thing about roblox and it goes up,you think i could have that effect,you think people will listen to me you,think the old uh,stock people invest well listen to me,join flamingos resort,oh wait that's not me it's just the bird,oh i thought i got my own hotel,if anyone knows how stock works uh tell,me if that's a good plan in the comments,below,uh i want to make a lot of money like,i'm always talking about it guys,you can literally send me money and i'll,send you back something this stuff,if you want also if you want to possibly,save money in the future,while giving me money you could go to,flimflam.shop subscribe and you can sign,up to our newsletter where we will send,out,a discount one day one day but not today,i don't think any of you guys will,understand what stock is either because,if i don't understand it,it's a good thing though i think is this,something i'm illegally about to say,let's let's see let's see let's see if i,get people mad at me for that,all right we're gonna figure out what,the roblox stock is i'm gonna have,someone explain it to me we'll get back,to that for now we're gonna look at,epi
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TikTok is Destroying a Generation
TikTok is Destroying a Generation
okay finally back from vacation so it's,time to start back in with a somewhat,normal routine first things first i'm,thinking about changing the channel name,to just upper echelon instead of upper,echelon gamers the content wouldn't be,changing at all just the name so let me,know your thoughts down below with that,out of the way let's discuss tick-tock,because i believe that the app is,verifiably impacting almost an entire,generation of the human species in a,decidedly negative way before getting,started i want to go on a bit of a,tangent here september 22nd 2020 i,posted a video to the channel titled why,i hate tik tok now ordinarily this would,have just been like any other video but,this time it actually wasn't when,posting content on youtube there is a,number of different viewership patterns,that can occur the most common format is,a large initial spike and then eventual,plateau when the content has been viewed,by your subscriber base subsequently,dropping out of algorithmic favorability,afterwards that's the most common format,for this channel in particular and for,many others on the platform as well,however the most common format is not,always the most desirable the best,viewership pattern is usually called,evergreen content and it occurs when a,video becomes embedded in the algorithm,and ranks highly enough in popular,search terms or general browse features,to continue gaining traction over time,in a very reliable way this type of,content is effectively the holy grail,for us creators because it can result in,hundreds of thousands or millions of,views over the span of years some of my,red dead redemption 2 guides way back in,the day achieved this level of indexing,and are now crossing the multi-million,view threshold with reliable results for,the past 36 months at least making,content that achieves this level of,tenacity is not exactly easy or,predictable and for me personally it's,only happened a handful of times one of,those times was september 22nd 2020. the,video i posted the video titled why i,hate tick tock pushed beyond my average,view count on the channel and continues,even now to climb well beyond most of,the other content that i've ever posted,normally i wouldn't even notice but over,the past few weeks a variety of,different factors have aligned which,made me realize why that occurred and,spurred me to once again discuss the,topic this time defining why i believe,that tick tock is effectively a viral,form of societal poison and it is well,on its way to destroying an entire,generation it all starts with the advent,of internet dominance early stage,internet usage and functionality was,largely relegated to scientific research,military-industrial projects and,fail-safe protections during the cold,war but in the early 1980s something,changed at the start of 1983 a new,protocol was established tcpip which,allowed different kinds of computers on,different networks to communicate with,each other this is widely regarded as,the unofficial birth of the modern,internet age and this fundamental,building block is what allowed nearly,everything else we know today to become,possible the internet became a staple of,modern life commerce accounting security,entertainment all of it but in tandem to,these utility driven industries there,was a social aspect early examples like,six degrees or friendster paved the way,for superior projects like facebook to,arise in 2004. as of 2021 there were an,estimated 4.6 billion internet users on,planet earth and 4.1 billion of those,users use social media further stats can,be found that describe user habits such,as the staggering revelation that users,who participate on social media,platforms utilize on average over six,different options in their daily lives,average daily usage time is over two,hours and if someone began their social,media journey at age 16 for example,using the platforms until age 70 or,thereabouts they would spend nearly six,years of their life on these websites,all of this is to establish one crucial,idea social media has become an,integrated part of our lives and when,the average user one of over four,billion people is spending more time on,social media than they do eating or,drinking combined on a daily basis it,signifies that this activity has become,something larger than a simple hobby,social media on average again has become,a primary piece of our very existence,why does this matter simply put it,matters because of the detrimental,effects from 2013 to 2017 scientists in,denmark observed that collective hashtag,longevity was steadily decreasing in a,study titled accelerating dynamics of,collective attention it was discovered,that the average duration of a hashtag's,trending dominance in the top 50 for,example had decreased from 17.5 hours to,11.9 this alone does not constitute,definitive proof that our attention,spans are shrinking but in a further,study titled abundance of information,narrows our collective attention span,that connection was well establ
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Huge Update to Logan Paul Scam
Huge Update to Logan Paul Scam
for the purpose of this video we're,going to pretend that all of crypto,isn't a scam because I live in a world,where 99 of it is it's bad faith factors,selling speculative assets making value,out of nothing pretending it somehow has,real world good while actually hoping a,greater fool comes along to buy it at a,higher price at the bottom of the,pyramid to the people at the top of the,pyramid can sell it and make money from,them that to me that doesn't seem like a,good thing but but we're gonna ignore,that and not act like every single,crypto is a scam so we can talk about,today's drama which is about Logan Paul,and of course his cryptocurrency that he,made crypto Zoo he's the majority owner,in it and it was exposed a couple weeks,ago by coffeezilla to be an alleged scam,in a three-part docu-series now you can,go check that out but we are talking,today about the update which is Logan,Paul's response to coffeezilla now,before we jump into the actual video I,think it's important to read this tweet,from Logan Paul which says while I,generally appreciate Steven that's,coffee Zilla they're close like that and,his creative genius and exceptional work,ethic I'm mean that this one is simply,not true all right wow he really likes,him creative genius and exceptional work,ethic let's take a look at the video,more from an investigator to a gossip,Channel you see coffee Zilla tried to,work with law enforcement in the past,but his work was described as not,anchored to truth and often speculative,he is a lopsided journalist with an,agenda and he's nothing more than the,keemstar of crypto in finance but okay,wow we went from creative genius to the,keemstar of crypto in finance which if,you haven't picked up on yet is an ad,hominem attack a logical fallacy so that,instead of arguing the actual points,like hey Logan I think the crypto you,made is kind of a scam he's able to say,no the person who's arguing against me,is a cringe idiot so none of it matters,and I don't have to argue it which,happens a lot in this video and was and,was wildly disappointing now it is worth,noting that this isn't Logan's first,rodeo he doesn't really bring it up in,his video at all but he's he's done a,little bit of crypto scamming before,specifically with an nft called dink,doink that he was a part of it I'm going,to show you just five seconds of it and,I'm sorry that I'm gonna show you but,watch on drugs if you think oh you ready,dink doink let's do this,incoming,I'm so sorry I'm so sorry that I showed,you any of that anyway that that's dink,doing oh it has all gone to right,yeah because it's because it's a scam,anyway this is Logan Paul's second,attempt it's crypto Zoo but let's,actually listen to Logan Paul's real,arguments against coffeezilla and the,first one has to do with his argument,against coffeezilla's reporting about,the actual creator of the technology of,crypto Zoo coffee you interviewed the,developer who stole the game code Fleck,to Switzerland and held it hostage for a,million dollars well his name is Zach,Kelling surely as the internet detective,that you Proclaim to be you would know,that he spent time in prison for,multiple felonies one for aggravated,robbery armed robbery at a liquor store,and the other four surprise obstructing,the legal process I can see why you kept,him anonymous well wait to be clear you,hired this guy to develop the app like,that was that was his job he was,developing the tech so you're making fun,of coffee Zillow for not reporting that,but you you you hired the guy also,what's wrong with hiring a film and,sometimes they need jobs it's a really,difficult thing to get a job after being,a felon who will be calling Z here I,guess among many things it doesn't,surprise me that he lied about having 30,engineers and a 50 000 a week burn rate,which side note is how this delusionist,landed on the million dollar code Ransom,but it turns out he only had three,Engineers wouldn't someone with,journalistic Integrity know their,credible Source had not only an agenda,but a fondness for orange jumpsuits so,okay we're supposed to be mad at Coffee,Zilla for not knowing that this,developer was a scammer in a fraudster,but shouldn't we be mad at you Logan for,hiring this fraudster and getting,millions and millions of Impressions on,your new technology that was being,developed by a fraudster and the,hundreds of people who watch your videos,to invest in a project led by a,fraudster like okay fine we can say,coffee Zilla is a bad journalist if we,are also allowed to say that Logan Paul,is so inept that he hired a fraudster,and scammed his viewers from ineptitude,which she does kind of address or did,you just hear what you wanted to hear,and moved on because even if you're,lying to yourself Steven you still have,to keep it going keep it going and I,know what you're thinking what type of,idiot would work with an unsavory,individual like Zach Kelly yep me I'm,wondering that I guess that's what I get,for trusting the team that I 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TIKTOK ADS SUCK - A longwinded video no one asked for but I made anyway because I'm mad as hell
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tiktok ads suck,of course what i mean by that is that,ads for tick tock are literally bottom,of the barrel literal,what attempts at outreach,here's the part where i pull up a chart,that says they probably know better than,i do,but it,yeah no i i can't do that,tick tock ads suck,well what what i mean by that is,they just suck,like i i wish i could make a more,nuanced opinion and back it up with,facts and evidence and all that nonsense,but it would be a waste of time,look here's me trying to write a script,that i guess is actually worth something,yeah no point how many words,does it take to say something is just,objectively bad not a whole lot i, reckon look i just can't fathom,how tick-tock hq misses the mark so hard,maybe it has something to do with the,fact that practically everyone has,already downloaded the app and their,outreach department just doesn't need to,try anymore but that would imply they,ever actually tried,i'm pretty sure,you know the people just,downloaded this app and and tell their,friends to download it they don't need,to do anything all you had to do was say,it's vine 2.0 and people hop right back, on,god damn so i can't even begin to go,around and research the that,they've plastered around the world,because one i'm lazy and two,when you look up ads for tick tock you,just get that's pedaled to you as a,content creator looking to monetize on,their platform rather than draw any more,attention to the other stupid,ass advertisers they get to install,people they're stupid dumb ass ,russian with led of an app,like why is it so bad,you,i i stopped writing the script at this,point just because like i'm at a loss,i'm,trying to rack my brain for i've,seen that says hey you know what you,should install this really cool app it's,called tick tock one,one ,one of the ads,i don't i can't imagine a kind of person,who would see the that they plaster,around the internet and say wow say this,tick tock app i've never heard of before,i really want to download it now,you know i i saw a billboard one time,that tried to pitch one of those stories,that that's basically a two-parter and,oh you should download the app and find,out what happens but it was the most,nonsense story,i could be starved for stories never,heard of a story you know just a,genuinely curious person and this story,would have put an end to that it was,something like oh i'm going to the store,today and then it said download the app,and find out what happens next that's, dumb,i don't care,i don't care,who would care what kind of person sits,there and it's like i wonder what they,got at the store,what,we don't care about this person we have,no connection to this person,are they just getting the rights to the,lowest level of content creators,on tik tok and saying say we like your,videos we're gonna use it for our mass,multimedia advertising campaign,and they're like oh yeah i'll take that,there's,there's some,i can't even justify it man,like i so as a fledgling animator and,stuff i i guess i could be like you know,what's really cool,looking at other animations you know,let's say i wanted to make an animation,of a pool table,getting,you know the break at a pool game a pool,table a game of pool how what the ,do you call that anyways let's say i,wanted to just make an animation like,that and i saw this ad that came across,my screen one time where it was the,break of,the opening of a pool table game,i,the cue ball then rolled back to the,screen and had the logo tick-tock on it,if i cared,severely about 3d animation maybe maybe,just maybe i would be like oh yeah that,that right there that's my ,i'm gonna get on this app and find find,all the animators,they're gonna pour vast,quantities of information on me,and it's gonna be great no i don't i,don't think even if i was the extremely,niche target audience there like why the, would i do that i would go on,youtube and be like how the do i,animate i want to go on tick tock and be,like let me see a three second clip of a,pool table break,wasn't even like you know artfully,rendered it was the most bare bones,thing in the world,god damn bro,i'm just mad,like is this what you can do when when,you know two plus billion dollars the,downloads of your app have,happened,just not try,look,people are gonna download their product,anyway everyone's on it right,if you're not on it you know someone who,is and you're probably not on it because,one you you don't care and you're never,gonna download the app or two you don't,need to because they'll your friends,will just show you the clips that you,know are are funny or they'll reference,it but like you know you're content not,being on it i,advertising is a weird category,i it breaks down to there's that,everyone wants and they're probably,gonna buy anyway and you know once once,you've reached the threshold that people,can just easily find you,which is a combination of making sure,like google doesn't blacklist you from,the searches and a couple of other,things you're set you
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