lights camera Jacob all right,how do I look so sickly I look,like a ghost why do I look like,a ghost why do I look like a sick ghost,oh right ow I know why Wow all right,video let's just do the video you guys,like it when you go on Tick Tock and you,watch like three perfect tick tocks in a,row and then you get interrupted by a,phenomenal ad with phenomenal acting a,phenomenal product and even a better,like hashtag or caption well we're not,looking at that today so if you want,good ads on Tick Tock you better call,1-800 a different app are you satisfied,by ads well today you won't be thanks to,me hey how are you and welcome back to,another YouTube video my name is Jacob,Andrew sharp we've got a doozy,d-o-o-z-y look it up that is this,probably in the dictionary and you know,what's right next to the the the,spelling of that word it's a picture of,me because this video is a doozy and you,know that means there's nuggets in here,if you like doozies and videos by Jacob,Andrew sharp then you're gonna love,nuggets if you're having the doozy you,might as well have the Nuggets call,1-800 videos by Jacob Andrew sharp for a,lifetime supply of nuggets uh what are,nuggets just shut up so yeah today we're,going to be looking at weird Tick Tock,ads because I don't know if you guys,have been on Tick Tock ever uh they keep,getting worse the tick tocks are staying,the same tick tock's fine it's like 90,bad videos 10 good videos but then,there's this super weird world of tick,tock ads I'm not talking about ads for,the app I'm talking about ads that they,put on your for you page and oh my God,they upset me so much you know when you,see ads like the like I think the most,common one for me is the one where it's,like what would happen if California,invaded Texas and then it's just like a,war game hey,stop that right now that ad makes me so,angry I obviously wasn't able to find it,for the video so maybe we'll find it but,uh probably not also what would it be,like I don't know I don't know,also I don't want to know what would it,be like if California invaded Texas I,don't want to know what could actually,happen how about this just watch the,news,just watch the news because it might,happen I don't know if you've been,following what's going on in the United,States but it hasn't been so good for,like ever so right now I don't want to,think about the potential Civil War that,could break out tomorrow also if,California and Texas went to war it,would be like if a bong fought a lizard,it would be like if weed fought guns,there it is that's what would happen and,that's not a good game so today we're,going to be taking a look at Tick Tock,ads like that one and we're going to be,having some sillies and some Goofs but,most of it is just gonna be me screaming,at my camera and hoping that you guys,like it why do some guys cut everything,bad out from their diet they start,hitting the gym yet struggle to burn off,body fat where guys like myself,occasionally eat pizza burgers and food,that I enjoy yet somehow walk around,with six-pack abs 365 days a year now,before you say it's genetics you're,wrong it actually comes down to your,ability to control your number one,master fat loss hormone nor epinephrine,nor what I thought you might say that,okay this is this ad is going on too,long but right away shut up shut up man,shut the up what are you talking,about Nora whatever that is if it's real,or not shut up first off what are you,selling hey man what are you selling are,you selling looking like a guy who's,dipped in plastic because if you're not,this isn't a good ad shut up I wouldn't,want to look like you I don't want to,look like a pile of rocks he looks like,if someone like constructed a snowman,out of balls from a ball pit you know,what I wish they would promote I wish,they would promote like realistic things,with fitness apps I wish they would just,be like hi I'm Jacob Sharp and I love,treating my body the way I think I,should I love lying down with a pint of,Ben and Jerry's ice cream and then,taking a three hour nap now that's what,I call an ab workout some people might,call it low level depression or a low,level anxiety attack but I like to call,it happiness so look the way you look,eat what you want to eat it doesn't, matter we all die sorry to get,so existential right way but I just,don't trust him I don't trust him he,looks like homelander he looks like a,villain well the thing I don't like,about this or just like fitness apps or,Fitness ads in general is that it's just,it's just body shaming it's just people,being like you don't look so good and,you should look like me and you're,stupid if you don't me good you bad how,about,we just be normal how about you just,leave people alone people can just eat,food and look the way they look and it's,fine it doesn't matter sorry my stomach,doesn't look like a cobblestone Road,okay I like it I like it the way it is I,like that my belly could potentially be,a trampoline one day you ever seen 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TIK TOK ADS
TIK TOK ADS
What the f-,Move, Momo. I'm not in the mood.,I didn't want to have to make this video. Okay. I'm just minding my own business on YouTube...,What the freak is thi-,Let me watch a little Vsauce.,Michael here. It doesn't who I watch, what I watch or when I watch it.,Tik Tok will make itself known. With the sergeants...,Of these "so called" TIK TOK ads,,You know, I heard a little bit at first, you know.,"I got a Tik Tok ad, what the freak." Whoa, anybody getting a lot of Tic Tac ads recently?,I said TIC TAC ads. (laughs).,I thought it was just some isolated cases, you know.,But then I start getting hit with 'em.,I don't need a 14-year-old twerking when I'm trying to watch Vsauce!!,First, we had musical.ly,,and I've already proven I would have been the best musical.ly-er.,I dropped my phone.,I-I dropped my pho -,But this Tik Tok,,Its's going to the next level. And I thought, since Tik Tok want to make itself known in my life,,"I'mma just beat it to the punch.",We're gonna do a WHOLE video on Tik Tok.,Now before this video even starts,,Listen, if you're a Tik Tok user, I ain't calling you,,cringe. I mean, first of all, let's not act like I've never done anything cringe.,*Look at the top of his head!*,lady shows HUGE baldspot,laughing,why the music come all hard like, Somebody please. End my suffering.,Where are your parents?,Where...are your parents?,Parents, this is why kids don't need iPhones. I remember,,I was growing up. The first iPhone came out.,I wanted one so freaking bad like, "Mom, it plays music, too!" Remember how revolutionary that was?,You know what my mom got me?,I still got it.,Hold on a second., Look at this! You see this? You freaking see this?! A Boost Mobile.,This thing couldn't play music!,I couldn't play Tap Tap Revenge with this! But most importantly, I wasn't able to make,Musical.ly or Tik Tok videos with it.,Now, those things weren't out yet, but you get my point.,Plus, you know when I was on the phone with somebody and I got mad? (example) "'Tchu' you mean you ain't coming over, girl? I bought the popcorn!,Oh, okay." (slams phone shut),(another example) "Oh, so your mom said you can't come to the movies tonight?,Yeah, hold up--" Even though you said in the second period that we were gonna go see Saw tonight.",Nah (x3), don't even worry about--". You can't do that with iPhones.,Now, she goes by,"Twerk Queen". Tell me this girl ain't fourteen. "Twerk Queen"...,I respect ya hustle,,Get ya followers, girl!,All I'm saying is, let me catch my daughter doing something like this. She-- (starts laughing), She gon' be in her room.,She gon' be like, ,Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. (laughs),The door gon' open.(laughs),What the freak are--,Daddy... I was--,(slapping over music) ~I gotta hit that street, you gotta watch it...~,Freakin' get her in a headlock like this. "Oh, so you want to make videos, huh?",I mean if you're freaking 18 and older and you want to twerk on apps,,fine. This... Tik Tok, can we, like, not promote the 12 year olds?,Whoa! Whoa there, Nelly.,(wheezing laughter),Tik Tok, look what you're doing to our children.,My man at the bus stop, clearly,,uncomfortable making this video. Clearly!,But he feels pressured.,He knows that if he doesn't do the Tik Tok videos, he's gonna get ridiculed in class. So he's getting his daily Tik Tok--,Daily dose of Tik Tok-ing at the bus stop this morning, looking around making sure...,Put that tongue away, young fellow. Put it away.,Nah, this man got a full beard. This man got a whole,beard. Ain't no excuses for you.,I don't want to see no cringe from you, sir. I don't want to see it.,You know what, I'mma let that one slide.That was funny.,cory turns emo,You know,,For... there's some that I'm like, "You know, okay, whatever.",It's like if somebody want to get up there and, like, just voiceover some, that's cool. If we could just,,categorize the Tik Tok cringe. At the top,,it will be like... the twelve-year-old twerking, and then we got the ones where it's like, they,pretendin' to be ugly, they'd be like,,"Uugh my skin is so.. ugh acne.",Then they do a little reveal, you know, and they be like, (breathing),(*whispering seductively* ughhh, ohhh yeahh I'm so freakin' hot now.,that I wiped this lotion off my face.),Then we got the ones where, like, they're doing the memes, and,,those aren't bad.,And then I feel like the ones at the bottom where they're literally just singing and they're not doing nothin' extra.,Okay, maybe they just want to voiceover somethin'.,That's cool!,But why the only ads that I get personally, got me on the freakin FBI--,FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!,*loud explosions, gunshots*,(while tapping) Yeah, I'm trans, I figured.,Yeah, you call me a girl, well I'm triggered,Takin' note, 'cause I'm a-glow...,I got a thousand fans and no you don't.,CORY: I actually have over three mil-,She don't even know the words!! Watch her mouth.,If you're gonna have a song playing, SING THE SONG!,SING IT! At least SING! Don't let the song play while you just-,No.....,This is
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Terrible TikTok Ads!
Terrible TikTok Ads!
tick tock why is it still around why it,is so popular and why am I getting so,many tick tock ads if you haven't heard,of the tick tock app your children,probably have they might even be on it,and you'd have no idea the potential,danger they're in you guys know tick,tock was still thing every single ad I,get on snapchat on YouTube,always tick tock ads how many tick tock,guys you know what let me just let me,just go on to snapchat right now I'm not,making this up,tick tock oh no I said tik-tok out loud,too loudly now look what it's now look,what it's advertising to me tick tock,okay I don't understand why I'm being,subjected to all these ads I don't have,the app sure it's popular right now,people are calling a new vine fine,drawing singing Instagram comedy skits,you can make quick videos you can make,collaborative videos that gets fun it's,huge I get it but look at the ads that I,think that one's kind of like that I,kind of like that one I have no idea why,but when I saw that I was like,okay sure that one's kind of creative I,guess but like why so you know what I'm,gonna do today I want to say I want to,take a look at some of the tick tock ads,because you've probably seen this one,before,I see it all the time,comedy skits what was that what was I,watching how is how is that,advertisement getting me to watch or,even download the tick-tock app it's one,woman eating ice cream on one side and,another person pretending like he's,about to jump off of a building what am,I missing,please someone down below leave me a,comment what's great about tick-tock let,me know like I made a full video about,to talk before like when it first came,out and it started overtaking musically,I was like okay this is this is gonna be,terrible but now it's been like two,years later and it's bigger than ever so,let's watch some tic toc ads this is,gonna be fun okay what okay I understand,like this is the tick tock it's funny,this person's honking the person in,front is honking back in rhythm but why,is this an ad that the tick tock family,is actually paying to have on a youtube,mid roll,okay that is the freakiest thing I've,ever seen did she have to make that much,I gotta turn this down now who's Kiki,what are you cheating on me no it's it's,just a song No first it was janessa then,it was Cirie and now it's you know what,there's no way this was an ad there's no,way oh my god,I got another ad on tick tock like I I,don't understand but I like the song,oh is this video gonna get taken down by,copyright oh okay okay these guys,actually took the time to synchronize,this done they were like listen we need,to choreograph a dunce all five of us,listen are you listening Jimmy because,we got to do this for tick-tock you got,to do this with tick-tock okay it's,gonna be number one it's gonna be the,best tick-tock ever they're gonna use it,on ads stop playing around in the back,do it again,no no no no no no that was definitely a,copyrighted song watch it in silence,she's a Plain Jane she's a Plain Jane,something something something how does,the song go look at this download tik,tok okay two fingers and try and pop the,egg with both of your fingers literally,impossible everyone make your videos,below I could not do have been trying,for 10 minutes no matter how hard you,try download tik tok - duet react try a,special effect,holy smokes 500 million downloads hey,tik tok make every second counts what,I'm really confused,I hate dubbing I hate the dubbing the,dubbing is so bad it hurts my insides,look can we just look above the lines,from Jumanji Kevin ha is that kevin hart,talking she's so happy,she's actually really happy to do this,this is like the joy for a week,yeah,tik-tok available in the App Store,Google Play hmm let's get bad no why,would I skip this ad this is the ad I,want to see the Kalama goes the call,longer goes another 10 minutes,look I'm scrolling most of the tick tock,ads that people were able to record like,I I'm I'm just okay let me to show you,one more time how often tic toc ads come,up okay just so you don't think I'm,lying,second one that I scroll to like tick,tock is getting out of control,thank you guys for watching this video,make sure you give it a thumbs up if you,enjoyed it leave me a comment down below,do you use tik tok this is just a quick,reminder that hey I stream on Twitch now,you know sometimes I stream late at,night sometimes early in the morning so,if you wanna see me play some games,check out the twitch channel in,description,okay I guess I'll just have to show you,what you're missing comedy skits
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TikTok Dropshipping Ads are SO Bad
TikTok Dropshipping Ads are SO Bad
I'm sure you've come across a video like,this before on Tick Tock a boring,demonstration of some random consumer,product you probably don't need overlaid,with that really annoying Tick Tock,voiceover lady that haunts me in my,dreams you're never going to escape me,however these videos aren't always made,for the sole purpose of showing off a,product that somebody found interesting,more often than not these videos are,made by dropshippers and the obvious,goal of these videos is to funnel you,into their profile to click the link in,their bio and purchase the product,they're promoting which results in a few,extra dollars in the drop shippers,pocket drop shippers have nothing to do,with the creation of these products,though what they'll do is go to sites,like AliExpress where overseas,manufacturers showcase these products,and the drop shippers will say yeah I'll,sell these for you online and I'll take,a cut of the profit but you can keep all,the inventory and you can also handle,all the Fulfillment but I'll do the,marketing essentially Drop Shipping is a,business model that involves very little,upfront costs compared to other business,models this allows anybody with a Wi-Fi,connection to make some money with Drop,Shipping using these random them,consumer products to test their internet,marketing abilities the popularity of,these Drop Shipping business models has,grown considerably in the last five to,six years mainly due to the influx of,these young Drop Shipping experts,showing off the lavish lives they now,live because of their Drop Shipping,success they'll tell you their secrets,too if you buy their generously priced,course of course costs one thousand,dollars and through a little bit of my,own research it seems as if for the last,one or two years the primary advice from,these dropshipping experts is that there,is a lot of money to be made promoting,your products on Tick Tock sometimes,it's as simple as just putting your,product down showing it being used and,filming it for about eight seconds,adding a little bit of text and throwing,it up and bingo you got a winner you're,generating money you're making profit,Life's good so a lot of impressionable,online users will see these videos and,think they've just found a great way to,get rich quick with no real risk years,of disappointment with get rich quick,schemes I know I'm gonna get rich with,this game and quick these dropshippers,are relentless on Tick Tock what a lot,of them seem to do is create a tick tock,account all focused around one product,and then endlessly post the same videos,about the same product over and over,again and I guess I could see why they,would do this it's free to do this it,doesn't take long to film a short video,and if they post enough times eventually,one of their videos will probably go,viral because that's how Tick Tock works,for some reason this account I've found,is selling some sort of humidifier stick,that if you put in your sugary soda,drink supposedly your room will smell,like the drink so this would be a pretty,appealing product for 13 year old boys,but the thing about this Tick Tock,accounts is they're obviously not very,sustainable so you'll often find that,they post continuously for a few weeks,then abandon the account and give up or,move on to a new product in the case of,this humidifier stick account they,didn't even bother buying a new domain,before moving on to a new product these,videos are becoming so commonplace on,tiktok that most users are now catching,on to what's happening here this guy,even has his own Tick Tock series called,do wedding obvious drop shippers where,he just sits there and silently judges,these Shameless attempts at getting Drop,Shipping sales and even in the drop,shippers themselves are getting sick of,having to produce these blatant Product,Promotion videos with some of them not,even able to pretend their products are,good anymore just straight up saying,their products suck if you ever want to,look into this bizarre sub-genre of,content on Tick Tock just go to any of,these hashtags and experience the,onslaught of terrible products supported,by terrible attempts to sell them just,to be clear here some of these types of,videos are coming from genuine small,businesses that are trying to bring,exposure to products they themselves,worked hard on and are actually good,quality products this account I found,for example is a small business based in,Canada that produces custom cat,furniture they build the products,themselves and they're all inherently,unique and interesting to look at so it,makes sense for this business to promote,themselves on a video platform like Tick,Tock because they're being transparent,about their business and they are trying,to build genuine connections with their,potential customers so the purpose of my,video is not looking to criticize every,person that has tried promoting their,product or service on Tick Tock I'm just,trying to highlight the blatant,marketing attempts from these
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TikTok Gambling Ads Are Terrible
TikTok Gambling Ads Are Terrible
i invoked the spirit of the late pope,francis to bless this video as a banger,i'm still alive you dumbass my bad,father gambling it's fun it's flirty,it's what insanely rich people do just,to feel something and it's what we're,going to be talking about today,specifically i want to cover gambling,apps specifically gambling apps ads,specifically gambling apps ads on tick,tock because these apps are so strange,in their advertising and i just need to,share with somebody and,all of my friends are busy so let's just,jump in with the first ad that made me,say,what the and we'll just go from,there,hey let her go inmate do the right thing,i'll talk to the warden and i'll get,your sentence reduced car's over there,you can use it to escape i need to,answer this phone call first this is not,a slot our system has detected that you,have just hit a grand jackpot of 1,billion in our game we have sent 1,billion coins to your account please,confirm if you have received it what a,billion but i didn't top up a single,penny don't worry there's no need to,spend a single penny,what the you see what i'm saying,she's in a hostage situation and just,had to answer this phone call from lots,of slots how did she hit the jackpot she,wasn't even on her phone does lots of,slots have a call center to reach,everyone that wins a jackpot on their,app what does 1 billion coins even mean,is that a lot for the app is that a,little i don't know i had so many,questions and so little answers so i,kept watching and if you're lucky you,can hit a jackpot with just 10 spins,with jackpots going up in the millions,where do i download this game i want to,play two,lots of slots tons of fun the escape,convict was so blown away by the app,that he lets his hostage go and gets,caught if you consider jumping on a man,as getting caught so i guess the purpose,of the ad was to show how crazy high the,payouts were that you'll just be so,rattled in a state of shock you have to,drop whatever it is you're doing because,a billion coins uh yeah take me back to,jail i need to play this game,immediately okay good job jimmy now just,make that final incision and if you mess,this up she will die oh geez okay uh,where do i make the cut hold that,thought i gotta take this call what sir,we're in the middle of surgery it's lots,of slots oh sorry my bad how much did,you win one billion dollars what's that,one billion coins oh my god that's,amazing oh she's flatlining believe,it or not that wasn't another lots of,slots ad you just watched that was me,doing a skit,though i get how they could look like,one in the same but this wasn't the only,weird strange bizarre ad that i've,collected over the last month because,apparently this is just a standard with,these gambling mobile apps with so many,different ones fighting for your,attention and where else but tiktok to,get these adhd stricken teenagers to,download your over-the-top dopamine,inducing slots app promising you,millions upon billions of coins those,are some big 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TikTok Ads Have Gone Too Far...
TikTok Ads Have Gone Too Far...
all right guys i was scrolling through,twitter and i saw one of the worst ads,known to man that was on tick tock and,you know you're probably like zeep it's,tick tock what the hell did you expect i,don't know i expected probably better,you know i mean it is the same,application in which kids were stealing,like toilets or whatever else from their,schools which to be honest was kind of,funny at first but then the stuff would,extend out of school like at like,churches or like restaurants or whatever,and it was basically just blatant,stealing at that point so when it comes,to tick-tock i browse it every now and,then to get like a good haha a good,laugh every now and then to be like oh,that's that's a good meme i don't browse,tik-tok to get like some sort of like,intellectually piece of discussion of,some sorts so the ad i'm talking about,today has to do with this one right here,in which a lady is like dealing with,stomach problems and gas issues and this,is like an ad for i assume a video game,but like it's just like so over the top,you kind of forget that it's even an ad,for a game like what the hell is this,she farts and then it turns into like a,card game and then immediately,transcends to what like i assume to be,like hot tea or hot water being poured,into a toilet what's going on here the,dirty ass toilet by the way then gets,cleaned and then she proceeds to sit,down on the toilet only to be like,frozen to death i,what and then it is reviewed by the end,of the commercial that this whole entire,thing has been an ad for a solitaire,game i mean i guess it's a pretty,creative way to promote your damn,software,it's definitely made an impression on me,i'm not going to judge what the,developers are into but this is like so,like in your face just like hey check,this out and i guess that's really the,marketing strategy for them is that like,it gives off such a vibe that you cannot,forget about it like look guys player,puzzle game it has like farting women in,it look but you know weird marketing,campaigns have worked in the past do you,guys remember back like around 2006 when,the ps3 came out and sony used this,weird creepy baby to promote the console,seriously if you guys don't remember,check this out real quick it's scary,like what the hell this doesn't make me,want to buy ps3 this makes me want to,hide under my bed and hope and pray that,i don't get slaughtered honestly though,this commercial is a work of art,especially in comparison to that tick,tock ad because that's just like farting,like a dirty ass toilet i mean this,isn't even the worst of it if i'm being,honest there have been other tiktok ads,that i've seen on twitter promoting,things in the worst way imaginable check,out this application trying to keep,track of your sleep,why,i just genuinely want to know,why,then every now and then on tick tock you,get ads for like the most out of place,things imaginable like people have been,getting ads to support some random,person's divorce isn't this like odd,though like aren't there like a bunch of,kids on this app like mindlessly,scrolling by being targeted with the,most bizarre ads like i don't know dude,i don't really want to check out like,what type of fetish you're into i just,want to laugh and look at some,shitty trendy tick-tock sound i mean,every now and then you do get some funny,ads like there's this one in particular,and which is like an anti-smoking ad,which is actually kind of funny hey guys,since you love dance challenges here's,one i call tokerlung,find out why at the toca online dot ca,just look how quick like he goes down,like oh my god you know what's,interesting to me is that tick tock is,becoming number one in terms of like,watch time it's exceeding youtube now,it's essentially like the next,generation of content creating do i,think it'll replace youtube completely,no absolutely not long-form content is,always here to stay but when it comes to,the ads well let me just say i don't,think youtube is any better at them as,well alright subscribe i love you bye
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TikTok is Destroying a Generation
TikTok is Destroying a Generation
okay finally back from vacation so it's,time to start back in with a somewhat,normal routine first things first i'm,thinking about changing the channel name,to just upper echelon instead of upper,echelon gamers the content wouldn't be,changing at all just the name so let me,know your thoughts down below with that,out of the way let's discuss tick-tock,because i believe that the app is,verifiably impacting almost an entire,generation of the human species in a,decidedly negative way before getting,started i want to go on a bit of a,tangent here september 22nd 2020 i,posted a video to the channel titled why,i hate tik tok now ordinarily this would,have just been like any other video but,this time it actually wasn't when,posting content on youtube there is a,number of different viewership patterns,that can occur the most common format is,a large initial spike and then eventual,plateau when the content has been viewed,by your subscriber base subsequently,dropping out of algorithmic favorability,afterwards that's the most common format,for this channel in particular and for,many others on the platform as well,however the most common format is not,always the most desirable the best,viewership pattern is usually called,evergreen content and it occurs when a,video becomes embedded in the algorithm,and ranks highly enough in popular,search terms or general browse features,to continue gaining traction over time,in a very reliable way this type of,content is effectively the holy grail,for us creators because it can result in,hundreds of thousands or millions of,views over the span of years some of my,red dead redemption 2 guides way back in,the day achieved this level of indexing,and are now crossing the multi-million,view threshold with reliable results for,the past 36 months at least making,content that achieves this level of,tenacity is not exactly easy or,predictable and for me personally it's,only happened a handful of times one of,those times was september 22nd 2020. the,video i posted the video titled why i,hate tick tock pushed beyond my average,view count on the channel and continues,even now to climb well beyond most of,the other content that i've ever posted,normally i wouldn't even notice but over,the past few weeks a variety of,different factors have aligned which,made me realize why that occurred and,spurred me to once again discuss the,topic this time defining why i believe,that tick tock is effectively a viral,form of societal poison and it is well,on its way to destroying an entire,generation it all starts with the advent,of internet dominance early stage,internet usage and functionality was,largely relegated to scientific research,military-industrial projects and,fail-safe protections during the cold,war but in the early 1980s something,changed at the start of 1983 a new,protocol was established tcpip which,allowed different kinds of computers on,different networks to communicate with,each other this is widely regarded as,the unofficial birth of the modern,internet age and this fundamental,building block is what allowed nearly,everything else we know today to become,possible the internet became a staple of,modern life commerce accounting security,entertainment all of it but in tandem to,these utility driven industries there,was a social aspect early examples like,six degrees or friendster paved the way,for superior projects like facebook to,arise in 2004. as of 2021 there were an,estimated 4.6 billion internet users on,planet earth and 4.1 billion of those,users use social media further stats can,be found that describe user habits such,as the staggering revelation that users,who participate on social media,platforms utilize on average over six,different options in their daily lives,average daily usage time is over two,hours and if someone began their social,media journey at age 16 for example,using the platforms until age 70 or,thereabouts they would spend nearly six,years of their life on these websites,all of this is to establish one crucial,idea social media has become an,integrated part of our lives and when,the average user one of over four,billion people is spending more time on,social media than they do eating or,drinking combined on a daily basis it,signifies that this activity has become,something larger than a simple hobby,social media on average again has become,a primary piece of our very existence,why does this matter simply put it,matters because of the detrimental,effects from 2013 to 2017 scientists in,denmark observed that collective hashtag,longevity was steadily decreasing in a,study titled accelerating dynamics of,collective attention it was discovered,that the average duration of a hashtag's,trending dominance in the top 50 for,example had decreased from 17.5 hours to,11.9 this alone does not constitute,definitive proof that our attention,spans are shrinking but in a further,study titled abundance of information,narrows our collective attention span,that connection was well establ
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check,my hands gonna be dust,yo,here's the story about the simple office,and the simple office called cold ones,yeah max take it away,today we're open,we were browsing tito i saw a couple of,weird chinese products pop up and i got,to thinking what would it be like if we,bought those products and reviewed them,on cold ones,bats he's spinning what's this champagne,wine bottle beer dispenser spray gun,fountain bottle beer ejecting feeding,flirt gun this is your sign to get a,boost blaster for this summer,that's illegal,why i can't do that that's like spitting,off a high-rise building yeah but it's,beer,ah,hey get scott,i'm covered in beer five minutes into,the video,oh my yeezy's man all right get me,someone stop start well that was,effective oh waste the money i've just,done this it's funny,rehabilitation robot gloves seems like,something you should not trust tick tock,with i'm kind of excited,what,in the powerpoint,so does that assist with them doing that,motion okay all right this looks,like the actual power glove it looks, awesome but it sort of looks,like something that someone made in like,their garage it made a funny spark when,i plugged it in okay whoa what the ,oh my god has signs gone too far,well let's walk that's quite scary,that's quite scary turning it up wow,what the nah that's up can,you make it do something that's hurting,my hand's gonna be dust actually no it's,not oh whoa whoa what the ,does it feel good it feels weird picture,this i'm 80 years,old i'm trying to pick up this ball so i,press the minus button on the machine it,extends my hand i put it over the ball i,press the plus button oh oh oh oh oh oh,is that here yeah i have a go no,what does this do,oh it's for your back why is he got egg,on it okay you're hopping is it,comfortable is it for like support maybe,it's support i think the point is that,the eggs don't break when you lie on,them because it's so squishy okay max,ready your buttocks,watch them immediately break okay here,we go chinese magic trick,is that a crack,what sit on them i don't think that's,basically sit on them is that part of,the thing sit on them slowly,oh my god,no way what if that works for me too oh,oh mommy,let it go,get these off the table all right chad,what's next, so you take the things you load,them in it's like a nerf gun of some,sort,okay they've got sticky things on the,end you shoot them at people how do i,shoot this thing,no shoot go shoot oh,oh,oh,oh come on the shot looks great,that was a cool item all right next,egg okay,oh kiwi fruit why they put a egg,on it i don't know okay peels eggs kiwi,fruits tomatoes tomatoes apples are,gonna put a human child on that oh,that'd be so great,oh that's part of oh there's a second,product do we have that oh we do,all right you ready is it doing anything,ah let's go,okay i love that why is it doing that,why is it whoa it just went in for the,kill look at that this is my favorite,part to eat that's delicious chad,i don't really like the skin i'm not,familiar it's not even skin look this is,the part you double did,all right,okay when are they bringing this to the,west,i like how little was wasted there give,me that,everyone peels potatoes right that's,like a pretty common thing,forbidden spaghetti,is anyone else eating a potato,raw please,god,that can't be good right,maybe you've hardly touched your raw,tape yeah,no it's all right more property for me,then,larger airpods large airpods do you,reckon they'd make a left and right one,would that be pokemon that would both be,right you remember that old meme hey,watch out he's got airpods in yo let me,put my airpod in you'll have to speak up,i've got my airpod in,oh my god they have large airport in,they can't hear us,what's wrong with their regular airpods,wait what this blows bubbles the is,that i'm turning mine on,scott that scared me,i feel like i'm in a peaceful chinese,village,carving a bamboo table,while my grandson watches next to me i'm,watching netflix,chad no no no no no no no no no we still,got one more airpod left,chad,i want to see what was in it what do you,think a speaker oh god forbid i i broke,something but when you break stuff it's,funny,okay hold on now,all right next what is this i can't read,chinese it says food chopper you gotta,love my nuts,okay potato okay okay this kind of looks,good,ish,the tip of my is gone,i'm getting it i'm getting it oh look at,that eating slices of carrots look at,that it's amazing oh it's so well sliced,that is so much effort yeah i'll try an,apple,man that don't fit try another,thing try another thing no no no no no,no no,okay that's something yeah i'm a genius,feed it in for me like you want me to,push on yeah i feel like there should be,something in the top that pushes it down,wait a minute,wait a minute,ah,oh my god that's amazing look at those,danky little thin cut pieces,i'll put everything in this now and try,it potato nice yeah now i had some cat,little potato carrot apple,you're gonna cut it it looks ,mangled wh
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