all right guys i was scrolling through,twitter and i saw one of the worst ads,known to man that was on tick tock and,you know you're probably like zeep it's,tick tock what the hell did you expect i,don't know i expected probably better,you know i mean it is the same,application in which kids were stealing,like toilets or whatever else from their,schools which to be honest was kind of,funny at first but then the stuff would,extend out of school like at like,churches or like restaurants or whatever,and it was basically just blatant,stealing at that point so when it comes,to tick-tock i browse it every now and,then to get like a good haha a good,laugh every now and then to be like oh,that's that's a good meme i don't browse,tik-tok to get like some sort of like,intellectually piece of discussion of,some sorts so the ad i'm talking about,today has to do with this one right here,in which a lady is like dealing with,stomach problems and gas issues and this,is like an ad for i assume a video game,but like it's just like so over the top,you kind of forget that it's even an ad,for a game like what the hell is this,she farts and then it turns into like a,card game and then immediately,transcends to what like i assume to be,like hot tea or hot water being poured,into a toilet what's going on here the,dirty ass toilet by the way then gets,cleaned and then she proceeds to sit,down on the toilet only to be like,frozen to death i,what and then it is reviewed by the end,of the commercial that this whole entire,thing has been an ad for a solitaire,game i mean i guess it's a pretty,creative way to promote your damn,software,it's definitely made an impression on me,i'm not going to judge what the,developers are into but this is like so,like in your face just like hey check,this out and i guess that's really the,marketing strategy for them is that like,it gives off such a vibe that you cannot,forget about it like look guys player,puzzle game it has like farting women in,it look but you know weird marketing,campaigns have worked in the past do you,guys remember back like around 2006 when,the ps3 came out and sony used this,weird creepy baby to promote the console,seriously if you guys don't remember,check this out real quick it's scary,like what the hell this doesn't make me,want to buy ps3 this makes me want to,hide under my bed and hope and pray that,i don't get slaughtered honestly though,this commercial is a work of art,especially in comparison to that tick,tock ad because that's just like farting,like a dirty ass toilet i mean this,isn't even the worst of it if i'm being,honest there have been other tiktok ads,that i've seen on twitter promoting,things in the worst way imaginable check,out this application trying to keep,track of your sleep,why,i just genuinely want to know,why,then every now and then on tick tock you,get ads for like the most out of place,things imaginable like people have been,getting ads to support some random,person's divorce isn't this like odd,though like aren't there like a bunch of,kids on this app like mindlessly,scrolling by being targeted with the,most bizarre ads like i don't know dude,i don't really want to check out like,what type of fetish you're into i just,want to laugh and look at some,shitty trendy tick-tock sound i mean,every now and then you do get some funny,ads like there's this one in particular,and which is like an anti-smoking ad,which is actually kind of funny hey guys,since you love dance challenges here's,one i call tokerlung,find out why at the toca online dot ca,just look how quick like he goes down,like oh my god you know what's,interesting to me is that tick tock is,becoming number one in terms of like,watch time it's exceeding youtube now,it's essentially like the next,generation of content creating do i,think it'll replace youtube completely,no absolutely not long-form content is,always here to stay but when it comes to,the ads well let me just say i don't,think youtube is any better at them as,well alright subscribe i love you bye
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TIK TOK ADS
TIK TOK ADS
What the f-,Move, Momo. I'm not in the mood.,I didn't want to have to make this video. Okay. I'm just minding my own business on YouTube...,What the freak is thi-,Let me watch a little Vsauce.,Michael here. It doesn't who I watch, what I watch or when I watch it.,Tik Tok will make itself known. With the sergeants...,Of these "so called" TIK TOK ads,,You know, I heard a little bit at first, you know.,"I got a Tik Tok ad, what the freak." Whoa, anybody getting a lot of Tic Tac ads recently?,I said TIC TAC ads. (laughs).,I thought it was just some isolated cases, you know.,But then I start getting hit with 'em.,I don't need a 14-year-old twerking when I'm trying to watch Vsauce!!,First, we had musical.ly,,and I've already proven I would have been the best musical.ly-er.,I dropped my phone.,I-I dropped my pho -,But this Tik Tok,,Its's going to the next level. And I thought, since Tik Tok want to make itself known in my life,,"I'mma just beat it to the punch.",We're gonna do a WHOLE video on Tik Tok.,Now before this video even starts,,Listen, if you're a Tik Tok user, I ain't calling you,,cringe. I mean, first of all, let's not act like I've never done anything cringe.,*Look at the top of his head!*,lady shows HUGE baldspot,laughing,why the music come all hard like, Somebody please. End my suffering.,Where are your parents?,Where...are your parents?,Parents, this is why kids don't need iPhones. I remember,,I was growing up. The first iPhone came out.,I wanted one so freaking bad like, "Mom, it plays music, too!" Remember how revolutionary that was?,You know what my mom got me?,I still got it.,Hold on a second., Look at this! You see this? You freaking see this?! A Boost Mobile.,This thing couldn't play music!,I couldn't play Tap Tap Revenge with this! But most importantly, I wasn't able to make,Musical.ly or Tik Tok videos with it.,Now, those things weren't out yet, but you get my point.,Plus, you know when I was on the phone with somebody and I got mad? (example) "'Tchu' you mean you ain't coming over, girl? I bought the popcorn!,Oh, okay." (slams phone shut),(another example) "Oh, so your mom said you can't come to the movies tonight?,Yeah, hold up--" Even though you said in the second period that we were gonna go see Saw tonight.",Nah (x3), don't even worry about--". You can't do that with iPhones.,Now, she goes by,"Twerk Queen". Tell me this girl ain't fourteen. "Twerk Queen"...,I respect ya hustle,,Get ya followers, girl!,All I'm saying is, let me catch my daughter doing something like this. She-- (starts laughing), She gon' be in her room.,She gon' be like, ,Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. (laughs),The door gon' open.(laughs),What the freak are--,Daddy... I was--,(slapping over music) ~I gotta hit that street, you gotta watch it...~,Freakin' get her in a headlock like this. "Oh, so you want to make videos, huh?",I mean if you're freaking 18 and older and you want to twerk on apps,,fine. This... Tik Tok, can we, like, not promote the 12 year olds?,Whoa! Whoa there, Nelly.,(wheezing laughter),Tik Tok, look what you're doing to our children.,My man at the bus stop, clearly,,uncomfortable making this video. Clearly!,But he feels pressured.,He knows that if he doesn't do the Tik Tok videos, he's gonna get ridiculed in class. So he's getting his daily Tik Tok--,Daily dose of Tik Tok-ing at the bus stop this morning, looking around making sure...,Put that tongue away, young fellow. Put it away.,Nah, this man got a full beard. This man got a whole,beard. Ain't no excuses for you.,I don't want to see no cringe from you, sir. I don't want to see it.,You know what, I'mma let that one slide.That was funny.,cory turns emo,You know,,For... there's some that I'm like, "You know, okay, whatever.",It's like if somebody want to get up there and, like, just voiceover some, that's cool. If we could just,,categorize the Tik Tok cringe. At the top,,it will be like... the twelve-year-old twerking, and then we got the ones where it's like, they,pretendin' to be ugly, they'd be like,,"Uugh my skin is so.. ugh acne.",Then they do a little reveal, you know, and they be like, (breathing),(*whispering seductively* ughhh, ohhh yeahh I'm so freakin' hot now.,that I wiped this lotion off my face.),Then we got the ones where, like, they're doing the memes, and,,those aren't bad.,And then I feel like the ones at the bottom where they're literally just singing and they're not doing nothin' extra.,Okay, maybe they just want to voiceover somethin'.,That's cool!,But why the only ads that I get personally, got me on the freakin FBI--,FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!,*loud explosions, gunshots*,(while tapping) Yeah, I'm trans, I figured.,Yeah, you call me a girl, well I'm triggered,Takin' note, 'cause I'm a-glow...,I got a thousand fans and no you don't.,CORY: I actually have over three mil-,She don't even know the words!! Watch her mouth.,If you're gonna have a song playing, SING THE SONG!,SING IT! At least SING! Don't let the song play while you just-,No.....,This is
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Terrible TikTok Ads!
Terrible TikTok Ads!
tick tock why is it still around why it,is so popular and why am I getting so,many tick tock ads if you haven't heard,of the tick tock app your children,probably have they might even be on it,and you'd have no idea the potential,danger they're in you guys know tick,tock was still thing every single ad I,get on snapchat on YouTube,always tick tock ads how many tick tock,guys you know what let me just let me,just go on to snapchat right now I'm not,making this up,tick tock oh no I said tik-tok out loud,too loudly now look what it's now look,what it's advertising to me tick tock,okay I don't understand why I'm being,subjected to all these ads I don't have,the app sure it's popular right now,people are calling a new vine fine,drawing singing Instagram comedy skits,you can make quick videos you can make,collaborative videos that gets fun it's,huge I get it but look at the ads that I,think that one's kind of like that I,kind of like that one I have no idea why,but when I saw that I was like,okay sure that one's kind of creative I,guess but like why so you know what I'm,gonna do today I want to say I want to,take a look at some of the tick tock ads,because you've probably seen this one,before,I see it all the time,comedy skits what was that what was I,watching how is how is that,advertisement getting me to watch or,even download the tick-tock app it's one,woman eating ice cream on one side and,another person pretending like he's,about to jump off of a building what am,I missing,please someone down below leave me a,comment what's great about tick-tock let,me know like I made a full video about,to talk before like when it first came,out and it started overtaking musically,I was like okay this is this is gonna be,terrible but now it's been like two,years later and it's bigger than ever so,let's watch some tic toc ads this is,gonna be fun okay what okay I understand,like this is the tick tock it's funny,this person's honking the person in,front is honking back in rhythm but why,is this an ad that the tick tock family,is actually paying to have on a youtube,mid roll,okay that is the freakiest thing I've,ever seen did she have to make that much,I gotta turn this down now who's Kiki,what are you cheating on me no it's it's,just a song No first it was janessa then,it was Cirie and now it's you know what,there's no way this was an ad there's no,way oh my god,I got another ad on tick tock like I I,don't understand but I like the song,oh is this video gonna get taken down by,copyright oh okay okay these guys,actually took the time to synchronize,this done they were like listen we need,to choreograph a dunce all five of us,listen are you listening Jimmy because,we got to do this for tick-tock you got,to do this with tick-tock okay it's,gonna be number one it's gonna be the,best tick-tock ever they're gonna use it,on ads stop playing around in the back,do it again,no no no no no no that was definitely a,copyrighted song watch it in silence,she's a Plain Jane she's a Plain Jane,something something something how does,the song go look at this download tik,tok okay two fingers and try and pop the,egg with both of your fingers literally,impossible everyone make your videos,below I could not do have been trying,for 10 minutes no matter how hard you,try download tik tok - duet react try a,special effect,holy smokes 500 million downloads hey,tik tok make every second counts what,I'm really confused,I hate dubbing I hate the dubbing the,dubbing is so bad it hurts my insides,look can we just look above the lines,from Jumanji Kevin ha is that kevin hart,talking she's so happy,she's actually really happy to do this,this is like the joy for a week,yeah,tik-tok available in the App Store,Google Play hmm let's get bad no why,would I skip this ad this is the ad I,want to see the Kalama goes the call,longer goes another 10 minutes,look I'm scrolling most of the tick tock,ads that people were able to record like,I I'm I'm just okay let me to show you,one more time how often tic toc ads come,up okay just so you don't think I'm,lying,second one that I scroll to like tick,tock is getting out of control,thank you guys for watching this video,make sure you give it a thumbs up if you,enjoyed it leave me a comment down below,do you use tik tok this is just a quick,reminder that hey I stream on Twitch now,you know sometimes I stream late at,night sometimes early in the morning so,if you wanna see me play some games,check out the twitch channel in,description,okay I guess I'll just have to show you,what you're missing comedy skits
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why i HATE!!!!!😡😡YOUTUBE SHORTS!! (& tiktok)
why i HATE!!!!!😡😡YOUTUBE SHORTS!! (& tiktok)
in youtube there's a part called shorts,so when you go on like youtube shorts on,your phone you keep like getting a bunch,of you know good videos with thousands,of views and thousands of and then,you get a low view video,yeah this is yeah this is stolen right,this is stolen let's look at this guys,this dude really posted the same thing,how many times how many times has he,posted what the hell,that's the same video that's the same,video that's the same video that's the,same video that's the same let's press,control of 600 matches they have 430 000,views from uploading the same video 600,times i found the same thing really what,is this huh,um,no no no no no no no no no no no no no,no no no no you're not no you're lying,you lie no no you know what see what we,would choose huh let's let's see it,let's see it,ah it's like in sub bait is this guy,even real is this like a this is this is,from tick tock night no yeah that's,that's a tick tock oh my god this sly, let me pull this up hold on,oh my god this dude is actually genius,hold on,hold the phone so youtube made this,shorts fun right to make people uh make,to allow people to make money off shorts,because normally shorts do not make,injections in terms of money because you,do not get ads on those okay you don't,get ads one of the guidelines to be able,to receive money from these shorts is,channels uploading videos with,watermarks or logos from third-party,social media platforms aka tik tok will,be ineligible not eligible right they,cropped the tick tock sidebar,they cropped it out the video,it's still like plainly ticked off,because only tick tock has these kinds,of subtitles but they cropped it,that's genius,look at this guy's stats on social blade,yeah zika yeah sure thing my name is,he's named just like a virus but,what there's no stats for this guy just,started uploading that's,this makes me mad dude what the how,does youtube just let this happen man,this is another type of tiktok content,that's just absolutely despicable right,you just go on youtube right you look up,cartoons predict predicting the future,you know what let's just go directly to,the simpsons bit right oh my god look,guys the simpsons you know what i'm,gonna put in front guys look cartoons,that predicted the future part one of,two because i need to make double the,money this is not my video but no one,cares on tick tock it's such ass it's,actually such ass dude the dude brings,nothing to the video i'm mad i'm so mad,what cartoon chara guys this is what,cartoon characters would look like in,real life,this stuff does not breed innovation at,all it's just people taking other,people's content and like doing other,people's skits yeah look look that's,actual compilation right there's like,this this okay this isn't even the,original but like let's let's assume it,is right we should look at this,compilation it's just the same thing,people are just making the same joke,tick tock does not breed innovation or,like new stuff that's seen elsewhere it,just reads repetitive and the fact,that tick tock has these sound system,the system of sounds where like when you,make a dick dog you have a sound other,people can use that sound that people,can search up tick tocks depending on,that sound that literally like,promotes this kind of thing you know,what i suck at minecraft right can i not,look for shorts,no,no no no no no no no oh no no,this okay no no come on no no no no what,is this,what is this bro,bro bro look at the like the the,the,the border the one pixel border you put,in photoshop,you put this on the program stop ,pretending minecraft image to um,schematic wow,that's so crazy wow i can just put an,image in there that's so crazy dude yeah,there we go look wow oh i finished,building it look at my masterpiece i am,michelangelo the the mag the turtle what,among,person would look in minecraft,wow at the same time you know uh any of,these people could go to my content and,okay you know what you know what what,the hell is this oh my god he made three,videos with w on it he must be milking,it minecraft but minecraft bud minecraft,bud minecraft butt this dude has no,ideas whatsoever what the hell objection,of chopped up my ass what the hell he,shouldn't be on this platform,there's a whole world of low view,minecraft youtube shorts that are just,completely nonsensical like this one,the dude didn't even break the crafting,table it just ends like that chickens,still look like minecraft chickens,fellas,ladies and gentlemen ladies and,gentlemen this is a minecraft video with,zero view,we're the first people to ever see this,ever,wow he killed two he killed two,pillagers this is so crazy,i love,minecraft rtx gameplay yeah let's see,let's see rtx,gameplay's gameplay salman gaming no no,this is our chick's gameplay bro this,dude just uploaded an entire minecraft,let's play episode in 30 second ,shorts he's placing bets,let's see if he continues placing beds,and he continues placing beds in this,video this dude straight
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Tik Tok Ads Do Nothing But LIE
Tik Tok Ads Do Nothing But LIE
hey,remember when i regrettably watched tick,tock ads and realized there's just,way more scams than there should be what,do you think our odds are on a second,run i think we're hitting the over the,under today we will find out over the,past couple months i've been gathering,tick tock ads that are odd trashy or,just a lie so let's not waste any more,time and let's go watch some terrible,ads together,after a really good ad first whoa,another white whale sponsor in the books,boys i'm happy to say that hellofresh is,today's sponsor i've used hellofresh,while not being paid by them this is the,preferred way but i can tell you that,i've always liked this model i can't,cook but i love to cook it's honestly,like therapy to me i like when i can,turn all of this off i know that sounds,straight out of a script but i'm just,that corny i put out some music or,youtube videos on the tv and then i just,follow the easy directions provided with,all the pre-portioned ingredients and,after my therapy 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morning february,23rd 810 check it out here the 24th 50,000,my best friend told me about this 2022,personal loan program a few things this,is gross and very suckish of whatever,k95 solutions the the caption is use,your 50k however you want you're just,gonna have to pay back 75.,but the 50k gonna be balling out,baby get yourself a tesla go to costa,rica first class come back first class,and then be in crippling debt lose your,house and be on the streets personal,loan program where they give up the,fifty thousand 000 on a personal loan,dog if you're struggling like this why,would you ever take out a 50 000 loan i,am not a financial advisor this is,important nowadays,don't do that don't take out a 50 000,loan to do whatever the you want,with it if any of you have whatever went,to uh what's that thing called,yeah college,even though you're 35 you're still,paying back your student loans this is,what he wants you to do again 2.0 the,reckoning this is my husband,he threw away all of his old tees as,soon as he got these and he keeps buying,more,okay i i haven't bought the teas but,true classic teas just destroy my tick,tock ads like none other if you've never,heard of them that's good that means it,hasn't found you in the demographic,because the demographic is for guys with,dad bods it's supposed to be tight,around the chest area and around the,arms so you look buff but then,it's loose around the stomach so it,doesn't show your fat beer belly girl,i've never worked out a day in my life,it's tight around your chest and arms so,you look built and then it's like never,worked out a day in my life this ,piece of that's not even a flex i,can tell he's not flexing my guy,casually lifted up his and it's,bulging through the shirt that's not the,shirt my god never worked out a day of,my life you know as he sniffs,creatine off his knuckle in between sets,what a douchebag the things i hate the,most when the sleeves roll up as you can,see they're sitting nice no more pulling,sleeves down wh
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TikTok is Destroying a Generation
TikTok is Destroying a Generation
okay finally back from vacation so it's,time to start back in with a somewhat,normal routine first things first i'm,thinking about changing the channel name,to just upper echelon instead of upper,echelon gamers the content wouldn't be,changing at all just the name so let me,know your thoughts down below with that,out of the way let's discuss tick-tock,because i believe that the app is,verifiably impacting almost an entire,generation of the human species in a,decidedly negative way before getting,started i want to go on a bit of a,tangent here september 22nd 2020 i,posted a video to the channel titled why,i hate tik tok now ordinarily this would,have just been like any other video but,this time it actually wasn't when,posting content on youtube there is a,number of different viewership patterns,that can occur the most common format is,a large initial spike and then eventual,plateau when the content has been viewed,by your subscriber base subsequently,dropping out of algorithmic favorability,afterwards that's the most common format,for this channel in particular and for,many others on the platform as well,however the most common format is not,always the most desirable the best,viewership pattern is usually called,evergreen content and it occurs when a,video becomes embedded in the algorithm,and ranks highly enough in popular,search terms or general browse features,to continue gaining traction over time,in a very reliable way this type of,content is effectively the holy grail,for us creators because it can result in,hundreds of thousands or millions of,views over the span of years some of my,red dead redemption 2 guides way back in,the day achieved this level of indexing,and are now crossing the multi-million,view threshold with reliable results for,the past 36 months at least making,content that achieves this level of,tenacity is not exactly easy or,predictable and for me personally it's,only happened a handful of times one of,those times was september 22nd 2020. the,video i posted the video titled why i,hate tick tock pushed beyond my average,view count on the channel and continues,even now to climb well beyond most of,the other content that i've ever posted,normally i wouldn't even notice but over,the past few weeks a variety of,different factors have aligned which,made me realize why that occurred and,spurred me to once again discuss the,topic this time defining why i believe,that tick tock is effectively a viral,form of societal poison and it is well,on its way to destroying an entire,generation it all starts with the advent,of internet dominance early stage,internet usage and functionality was,largely relegated to scientific research,military-industrial projects and,fail-safe protections during the cold,war but in the early 1980s something,changed at the start of 1983 a new,protocol was established tcpip which,allowed different kinds of computers on,different networks to communicate with,each other this is widely regarded as,the unofficial birth of the modern,internet age and this fundamental,building block is what allowed nearly,everything else we know today to become,possible the internet became a staple of,modern life commerce accounting security,entertainment all of it but in tandem to,these utility driven industries there,was a social aspect early examples like,six degrees or friendster paved the way,for superior projects like facebook to,arise in 2004. as of 2021 there were an,estimated 4.6 billion internet users on,planet earth and 4.1 billion of those,users use social media further stats can,be found that describe user habits such,as the staggering revelation that users,who participate on social media,platforms utilize on average over six,different options in their daily lives,average daily usage time is over two,hours and if someone began their social,media journey at age 16 for example,using the platforms until age 70 or,thereabouts they would spend nearly six,years of their life on these websites,all of this is to establish one crucial,idea social media has become an,integrated part of our lives and when,the average user one of over four,billion people is spending more time on,social media than they do eating or,drinking combined on a daily basis it,signifies that this activity has become,something larger than a simple hobby,social media on average again has become,a primary piece of our very existence,why does this matter simply put it,matters because of the detrimental,effects from 2013 to 2017 scientists in,denmark observed that collective hashtag,longevity was steadily decreasing in a,study titled accelerating dynamics of,collective attention it was discovered,that the average duration of a hashtag's,trending dominance in the top 50 for,example had decreased from 17.5 hours to,11.9 this alone does not constitute,definitive proof that our attention,spans are shrinking but in a further,study titled abundance of information,narrows our collective attention span,that connection was well establ
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Buying EVERY TIKTOK Ad In 24 HOURS
Buying EVERY TIKTOK Ad In 24 HOURS
I gave my wife my credit card so she,could buy every ad she saw on Tick Tock,for the past 24 hours and we mean,business you are so lucky that she,bought me this stain resistant Tick Tock,ad shirt oh what is this is it a Roomba,look at the front what does it say let,moose loose but it's a soccer ball I'm,so confused turn it on oh well put on,the ground put on the ground wait a,second what dude this thing slides so,good I've been watching a lot of soccer,anime not enough one of us is taking,this goal oh I love it how much was it,21.99 I'll take another final shot if I,just oh,my gosh,Chase I'm not gonna throw a flag but by,the end of this video we are going to,name one of these ads from Tick Tock the,king and so far moose is deserving on,that what the oh,is it it's a hunk,oh no oh,this is real wait can we launch,something out of him oh like a slingshot,can we get masiel to launch an apple all,right now I'm gonna just stand clear and,let him run oh it works I don't think,that's how you're supposed to use them I,want to break them though how we're,gonna see if Stretch Armstrong is truly,indestructible I feel like I'm Sid from,Toy Story now we're gonna stretch his,arm over the hose put it in there that's,what she said I now zip tie it I brought,this for my car Carter and now we're,gonna leave the water on and check back,in on him oh okay oh,okay do me a favor Chase close your eyes,hands over them I want you to describe,to me your ideal girlfriend oh don't,okay what kind of hair color I like a,blonde what about eye color I got a,sucker for blue eyes what about booty,shorts depends on the day all right,Chase can I look and three two one,okay,finally yeah oh she's amazing what do,you mean by that well Chase,unfortunately I'm at the borrow your,girlfriend we've got a great idea of how,we can use this as a prank oh I like,pranks but if you want to see the,results of the prank you gotta like the,video I'll be right back wait can I like,it now wait seriously I just want to let,you know I want to know what happens we,have live footage of the girlfriend,being in Brie's office,I feel really uncomfortable what she's,beautiful do I touch it don't say that,about chases can I touch that she's,gonna touch your girlfriend hey,so does that beat the thing that was on,there already I mean no I don't get any,value out of the girlfriend I mean I,will but the soccer ball soccer Puck,thing is good for both we like the Moose,butterfly teeth this is something Brie,drinks all the time but it changes the,color of your water when you steep it,okay so chase you have steep dits ahead,of time watch the color of this you,ready for this,whoa oh my gosh dude it looks like you,put a bunch of blue food coloring inside,of it but there's a secret to this tea,apparently when you put lemon juice,inside of it it changes colors yet again,whoa whoa what's changing that is,beautiful look at the bottom it's like a,purple blue this is the differences,nice I actually think this is cool I'm,gonna actually replace this you gotta,let loose loose next item seven dollar,face mask what oh it's thick milky piggy,carbonated bubble clay mask whoa I'll do,you if you do me you want me to do you,or are you the way that you are this is,it's actually really nice whoa Chase,it's kind of changing to like a lighter,gray oh wait honestly you're like pretty,much fully covered Chase all right sit,down let me let me get let me get oh,dude oh it's cold you didn't tell me,this is cold oh you're right but the,light gray oh just like the Subscribe,button when you subscribe you never know,what's gonna happen uh kind of,uncomfortable you know he's probably not,in Comfort the stretchy guy this looks,like me after Thanksgiving,right,I hate it I love it I'm not putting this,one on the pedestal like my face is,flushed and I feel stuffy and apparently,I look like a gay kid Pals just because,your butt's as soft as a gelatin piece,of pillow doesn't mean I like this I'm,washing it off Chase I think it's as,good as the tea bag,s all right I had these as a kid whoever,gets,keeps the girlfriend oh okay primer,No Monkeys were damaged in the making of,this yes one more one more one more,minute and 17 seconds that's just,bananas step up to your plates the plate,has been stepped three two one,monkey,wait I'm gonna go one arm,yeah wait that's way better this is for,Curious George,oh what the is this account yes,eight seven six five four three,one minute and 15 seconds did you beat,me by two seconds you did knock all the,Bananas off that's banana you already,made that joke finger monkeys I think,they're better okay let them fly make,sound,better now that it makes sound oh he's,uh flexible he's Sofie dossi instant,Kane my mom said I couldn't use these,what would we even use them for,has this ever happened to you yeah,and you just don't have a weapon to,impress the robber thus making him give,you your money back don't worry,excuse me what is that whoa whoa whoa,whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa,give me that back
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check,my hands gonna be dust,yo,here's the story about the simple office,and the simple office called cold ones,yeah max take it away,today we're open,we were browsing tito i saw a couple of,weird chinese products pop up and i got,to thinking what would it be like if we,bought those products and reviewed them,on cold ones,bats he's spinning what's this champagne,wine bottle beer dispenser spray gun,fountain bottle beer ejecting feeding,flirt gun this is your sign to get a,boost blaster for this summer,that's illegal,why i can't do that that's like spitting,off a high-rise building yeah but it's,beer,ah,hey get scott,i'm covered in beer five minutes into,the video,oh my yeezy's man all right get me,someone stop start well that was,effective oh waste the money i've just,done this it's funny,rehabilitation robot gloves seems like,something you should not trust tick tock,with i'm kind of excited,what,in the powerpoint,so does that assist with them doing that,motion okay all right this looks,like the actual power glove it looks, awesome but it sort of looks,like something that someone made in like,their garage it made a funny spark when,i plugged it in okay whoa what the ,oh my god has signs gone too far,well let's walk that's quite scary,that's quite scary turning it up wow,what the nah that's up can,you make it do something that's hurting,my hand's gonna be dust actually no it's,not oh whoa whoa what the ,does it feel good it feels weird picture,this i'm 80 years,old i'm trying to pick up this ball so i,press the minus button on the machine it,extends my hand i put it over the ball i,press the plus button oh oh oh oh oh oh,is that here yeah i have a go no,what does this do,oh it's for your back why is he got egg,on it okay you're hopping is it,comfortable is it for like support maybe,it's support i think the point is that,the eggs don't break when you lie on,them because it's so squishy okay max,ready your buttocks,watch them immediately break okay here,we go chinese magic trick,is that a crack,what sit on them i don't think that's,basically sit on them is that part of,the thing sit on them slowly,oh my god,no way what if that works for me too oh,oh mommy,let it go,get these off the table all right chad,what's next, so you take the things you load,them in it's like a nerf gun of some,sort,okay they've got sticky things on the,end you shoot them at people how do i,shoot this thing,no shoot go shoot oh,oh,oh,oh come on the shot looks great,that was a cool item all right next,egg okay,oh kiwi fruit why they put a egg,on it i don't know okay peels eggs kiwi,fruits tomatoes tomatoes apples are,gonna put a human child on that oh,that'd be so great,oh that's part of oh there's a second,product do we have that oh we do,all right you ready is it doing anything,ah let's go,okay i love that why is it doing that,why is it whoa it just went in for the,kill look at that this is my favorite,part to eat that's delicious chad,i don't really like the skin i'm not,familiar it's not even skin look this is,the part you double did,all right,okay when are they bringing this to the,west,i like how little was wasted there give,me that,everyone peels potatoes right that's,like a pretty common thing,forbidden spaghetti,is anyone else eating a potato,raw please,god,that can't be good right,maybe you've hardly touched your raw,tape yeah,no it's all right more property for me,then,larger airpods large airpods do you,reckon they'd make a left and right one,would that be pokemon that would both be,right you remember that old meme hey,watch out he's got airpods in yo let me,put my airpod in you'll have to speak up,i've got my airpod in,oh my god they have large airport in,they can't hear us,what's wrong with their regular airpods,wait what this blows bubbles the is,that i'm turning mine on,scott that scared me,i feel like i'm in a peaceful chinese,village,carving a bamboo table,while my grandson watches next to me i'm,watching netflix,chad no no no no no no no no no we still,got one more airpod left,chad,i want to see what was in it what do you,think a speaker oh god forbid i i broke,something but when you break stuff it's,funny,okay hold on now,all right next what is this i can't read,chinese it says food chopper you gotta,love my nuts,okay potato okay okay this kind of looks,good,ish,the tip of my is gone,i'm getting it i'm getting it oh look at,that eating slices of carrots look at,that it's amazing oh it's so well sliced,that is so much effort yeah i'll try an,apple,man that don't fit try another,thing try another thing no no no no no,no no,okay that's something yeah i'm a genius,feed it in for me like you want me to,push on yeah i feel like there should be,something in the top that pushes it down,wait a minute,wait a minute,ah,oh my god that's amazing look at those,danky little thin cut pieces,i'll put everything in this now and try,it potato nice yeah now i had some cat,little potato carrot apple,you're gonna cut it it looks ,mangled wh
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