hello everybody and welcome back to my,youtube channel or welcome to my youtube,channel i'm call me chris you can call,me chris and i did a poll on instagram,you dirty little people wanted to see,some dirty tick tocks i see you you look,cute too i'll tell you that you're also,very gullible these aren't real glasses,i gotcha didn't i probably not anyway,let's get into the video,what are we doing with the lotion i,don't want to see what you got what,you're doing with that,what are we what is that,yeah,don't do it,what is happening,is he gonna i know what he's gonna do,he's gonna put his hand on this person's,hand and pretend that it's little,what is the medical term ejaculation,oh,that's cruel that's that's that's plain,cruel it's funny though,oh my lord have mercy,grab me that creature sir,grab me that creature oh my god that's,disgusting and so funny at the same time,babe you want to get naked,what did you just say,yeah where's the bathroom this girl is,all right girlfriend of the year right,there that's i mean in like you look,like you're in a walmart though i would,not do it in a walmart bathroom my,standards are low but they're not that,low i'm abstinent though so we know that,if you can't answer these riddles you,might have a dirty mind,let's do this first riddle,what is long hard and has come in i'll,give you a few more seconds to,come up with your answer,gum,did i just say,i meant to say um i'm sorry what is long,hard and has come in it what is long,hard and has come in at what is long,hard and has come in it i don't know,what is the answer was,cucumber,right it's gotta come in the middle of,it still sounds bad okay next when your,best friend sleeps with your boyfriend,wait shut up,who you,he told you,what is wrong with you,i know this is a voiceover but like oh,my god can you imagine don't cheat on,your mans okay don't sleep with your,best friend's mans go get your own mans,because that man's is clearly not a good,man's now you know with chris,i'm,uncomfy,babe ask me what i would do if we would,break up what would you do i would go,back with my ex then go with him no,straight up yeah why are you with me if,you were to,oh,i didn't even get that,both of us makes sense if you put three,fingers into these holes it's going to,be a shocker what am i talking about,three fingers in a hole through this oh,like an outlet like a i think that's it,i'm so innocent,a light socket same last question,what is firm and round and so much more,fun when you can put your fingers in it,firm round and so much fun when you can,put three fingers in it i think of like,a t-rex,it sounded like a dead crow,i don't know,orange correct answer is bowling ball,oh,out of the gutter,sorry,i need to read i need to pause sorry i'm,illiterate my girlfriend invited me to,her house where i found her i sat there,waiting for my girlfriend while her,unbelievable sexy sister was sitting,next to me oh god where's this going a,few moments later she whispered to me we,should have the sexuals well my sister,isn't home oh mike is this a real story,i hope this is not i immediately got up,and turned around to head back to my car,good man the story's going good i found,my girlfriend standing by the door she,hugged me and said you've won my trust,oh,it was a test that's a up test i,would never do that with my sister can,you imagine he said yes oh my god oh my,god oh my god moral of story always keep,your condoms in your car oh,that dirty little ,she was gonna sleep with his sister not,his sister that's the incestual random,i'll take 12. don't ask why i need 12 i,need 12. baker's doesn't,why would you do that to a fish why,would you invade its mouth like that,that's,all my friends are dead the book,the dodo bird and the dinosaur all my,friends are dead love that most of my,friends right,what is,this,all my friends are wait what is going on,the tree said all my friends are end,tables and then the end table said i was,never friends with that guy,that's me and my lack of 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Reacting to More BANNED Commercials
Reacting to More BANNED Commercials
hello everybody and welcome back to my,youtube channel or welcome to my youtube,channel i'm call me chris you can call,me chris you know the drill today we're,watching some band videos because i like,to watch stuff i'm not supposed to watch,what can i say and i think you guys do,too you guys enjoy the last one so we're,doing it again and don't think i didn't,notice that shirt that you're wearing,it's looking really nice i don't know,what it's doing but it's doing something,for me so sorry let's get into the,offense needs to video here bob if they,want to win this game oh they sure do,but this defense just doesn't give it an,inch okay first of all who flirts like,that like somebody did that to me i'd be,like,off me but also on another note if,i was doing that to my mans and he was,ignoring me,if i was wanting to do the devil's tango,and he was more into the chips and the,sports i'm out of there okay you better,figure out how to make love to those,chips cause i want to think about that,it's down to this last play now both,teams she's over it,that's the white bed sheets you're doing,that on white bet show man just throw,the blankets out at that point i love,how that's what i'm thinking about,that's the first thing i thought about,so much nacho cheese on those white bed,sheets also is that like a twin bed,who's sleeping on a twin bed is this,like a frat house probably,he's,what i think about with doritos i just,picture the board meetings and i know,it's just all men okay i'm gonna act out,what the board meetings would be like,all right man we gotta make another,doritos commercial what do men like uh,doritos sir yes and what else uh,women yeah that's another one all right,what else do men like oh sports yeah,we're hitting the nail on the head okay,we need one more thing one more thing,what is the gentleman,boobs little similar to the other one,this is going to be the best goddamn,doritos commercial we've ever made we're,gonna make millions gentlemen,that creates a killer website for your,small business represented by walter,together love walter they're perfect,they're oh okay yeah should oh please,don't,hello,did they for did they leave the camera,on why are we getting a close-up,why can't i hear them,oh,oh that's that's the thumbnail right,there no it's not i'm not making another,thumbnail that's terrible that's terra,what is this for what is this for i,forgot where i am i need to wash my eyes,get your domain and website at,godaddy.com oh go daddy,oh spitter i don't like spitters,the strong ass sweater,i never understand commercials these,kind of commercials what does that have,to do with mentos did the spider eat,mentos and now it's super strong i,should take mentos's pre-workout i'm not,a doctor don't listen to me yeah,now the boys doritos okay i know i'm in,the zone rubik's cube nice,oh doritos,yummy,so i want to show up to just anybody's,house just,oh my oh my gosh,single player,oh my god or,multiplayer oh my lord,oh my god what is he gonna do is he just,gonna,yeah,oh my god okay back to the board meeting,so they're all there right they're at,the board meeting and they're like all,right gentlemen we need to make another,doritos commercial that last one did did,swell yeah that uh that girl that we,used was absolutely exquisite and,putting her on the bed with those,doritos was pro-choice yeah i don't know,about you guys but i i slept with her,and she was fantastic that's my wife,todd well i hate to tell you this uh tim,but uh i think we all slept with your,wife,what yeah i did i did multiple times,anyway so uh what do you think we need,for uh the next doritos commercial uh uh,todd uh let's just double everything,double the doritos double the women,double the boobs double the sports,genius sorry about your wife timmy hey,dave the day's over time for bud light i,can't ah bud like classics i thought you,cut the cheese already it wasn't me oh,you cut the cheese,i like the cheese and spurts throughout,the day,if you guys don't get the joke if you,cut the cheese it means you fart it,means you pass gas it means you toot,other fart words yeah it's like a pull,your finger kind of thing i'm a child,otherwise it starts backing up i,couldn't my girlfriend was here this,morning and you know how that goes i cut,the cheese in front of my girl once i,never heard the end of it you ever see a,woman cut guys i'm gonna be in the back,yeah i'm gonna pinch your loaf,pinch of love oh my god this is so funny,you want me to pull your finger,oh my god really let me cut the cheese,what's gonna happen is it's gonna,explode pull your finger you'll be,cutting the cheese within seconds oh my,god,this is so good,it's just full of dad jokes,what is it,oh yeah,he's physically cutting the cheese i,like that commercial that made me happy,it wasn't like dirty and gross,puppy,anti-bar doritos again,anti-bark caller speak,oh what is this dog abuse doritos what,the is this i do not approve of,this commercial not that you're,listening or watching th
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Playing Games from TikTok Ads So You Don't Have To
Playing Games from TikTok Ads So You Don't Have To
i'm nelly and today we're going to learn,a new word it's called,no guys i'm on my floor,back where i belong nothing,changed ain't nothing new he's got his,own place now and he's still chilling on,the ground what's gucci i'm down to,earth i'm grounded,oh somebody take me home i'm actually on,my bean bag wait wait wait wait,wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm,actually leaning against the bean bag,definitely on the bean bag just leaning,against it if i was fully on the bean,bag y'all will see,every single roll on my body,so the floor helps anyways let's talk,about specifically,game specifically game apps that are,being advertised on tick tock y'all know,what i'm talking about you all got,tick-tock,if you don't girl why are you holding,out it's fun go get it but i just don't,want all these corporations tracking my,information what are they going to do,with it girl,kill you you think the information you,hold is going to jeopardize their entire,operation girl no just download tick,tock on tick tock there seems to be,some weird unlocked plethora of,christmas i just constantly play on the,app,unhinged an untracked scene unhinged,girl unhinged not even in a cute way,and then sometimes you'll have like some,chipmunk voice talking over it,sounds like,why am i laughing but now today we're,going to figure out are the apps,as cursed as those ads probably yeah 100,yes most definitely yeah i'm betting all,of my,money on yes but we're still going to,play them today,you don't have to first ones first we're,going to start with my ultimate favorite,high heels,yep high heels what high heels you ask,shut up shut the down tick tock,basically it's a game where you play a,person that's wearing high heels,what oh my god ground break but while,wearing the high heels you collect,other high heels which then grow your,high heels to be,even higher heels it is the most,chaotically neutral game i've ever seen,in my entire life and i absolutely love,it i played it before this isn't me,reacting to this one this is me just,showcasing its genius and all their ads,will play like the same goddamn nicki,minaj song and like fast pace because,you know when you think of high heels,you think of nicki minaj right,no just me oh shut up literally almost,five stars with 241,000 reviews girl girl when i say they,play this ad everywhere every two,goddamn,seconds so good that leo rio even said,boom clackalackalac,a boom de la caca ca i don't ,know but let's just play the here,we are,oh yeah i forgot i chose the man or,masculine,built person you know a gender,right level 44,got on some pink heels and some gray,sweatpants,music bumping and so am i and basically,all you need to play is put your finger,on the phone and it goes look at,her look at her look at her,look at her and then when we get to the,bean you got a balanced if you,don't bounce don't bounce your ball off,shut up you try okay here we go it's,simple it's literally simple and we,skate on them hoes,yes walk that tightrope,every single one they just get higher,and higher i also love how the high,heels are not even like,actual normal high heels they're like,literally all platforms,at this part yeah they do the, split,that's what makes you so iconic and then,here we go,there we go and there it is up now,girl girl that's the high heel game it's,literally my biggest,obsession right now literally everything,i've won in a video game is in this game,okay suspense adventure,story walking the runway to reach the,runway,game of the year here we go level 45,you're doing good get a get it, get it get a get a, get it back,you know what that means yummy oh i've,unlocked a girl who ever loves an ebony,garden,oh i gotta watch a video to claim it up,never mind sorry girl sorry girl,and for the character categories there's,cute star,and queen,i don't know and even have like multiple,versions of nicki minaj in there because,okay whatever play one more level and,then i'm gonna move on sorry i haven't,played this in like weeks now i'm going,back down that tunnel,yes inches oh nope lost them all okay,split on them,and then nowhere nowhere went nowhere,oh bonus level paris yes please oh,no parents don't need parents we,don't need parrots there you go,that was high here the next one's called,hair,challenges you're playing like a person,with long hair walking down the runway,trying not to get your hair cut i don't,know it's the same format as high heels,literally all the games that are,advertised on tick tock are like the,same three formats either you're walking,to a place or you're stacking something,or you're jumping over something,i don't know we're walking some,more but this time we got long hair,no heels long hair and if you haven't,noticed i cannot relate this is going to,be a blast,oh it's the same literal company as the,hut,that's what girl girl y'all just making,y'all y'all not even trying y'all still,getting my ad money i guess god damn,goddamn y'all got me y'all got me oh, how much money y'all making hair,chal
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I Bought The First 5 Things TikTok Ads Recommended To Me
I Bought The First 5 Things TikTok Ads Recommended To Me
(upbeat music),♪ This is Safiya's new intro song! ♪,- Hello friends, and
welcome to another video.,This week, I'm gonna be
buying the first five things,that TikTok ads recommend to me.,That's right, I'm gonna be giving TikTok,even more of my personal
information, a questionable move.,So, over the past few years,,we've done a few experiments
that involve buying products,from targeted ads across
social media platforms,,like Facebook, Instagram,
YouTube, and Snapchat,to see if their ad
algorithms and analytics,could match me to things I might like.,And a few months ago,,I finally relented and downloaded TikTok,,and lo and behold, there were
ads and abs, but mostly ads.,Now in general, TikTok has
actually become an environment,where companies and people interact a lot,,so I think a lot of businesses see TikTok,as a good marketing opportunity.,- Thank you Little Caesars,for the life size plush replica of me!,- And in terms
of the ads I've seen,,there's quite a wide variety.,(dramatic music),- I have been dreaming of
marriage with a rich girl.,- I've gotten ads for parks,,ads for like fake veneers and
ads for working for TikTok.,Some are for super small Etsy shops.,Some are for larger corporations.,Some play into TikTok trends,,or try to mimic the normal videos,you might see on your for you page,,and some are incredibly
low effort and confusing.,Like, what is this product,
and why is it so pixelated?,And I also know that other
people notice these ads as well,and can relate to getting blasted,by the same one for weeks on end.,- This is a plea to the
marketing people at HALARA.,Please, stop targeting me to
buy your mini tennis dress.,- Every time they open the app.,- Wow, I sure love my HALARA dress.,(sobs) It's, it's really cute!,- But TikTok does have a
very targeted algorithm.,I should know. I've been on
Edgar Allen Poe Tok before,,so maybe they do know best,,and maybe I will like
the things they show me.,So that's what we're gonna
do, buy the first five things,that TikTok ads recommend
to me and see how they do.,All right, so a couple of
quick disclaimers here.,One is that I'm gonna be
pretty much just ignoring,the first ad that comes up
right when you open the app,,because I usually find that
those are for movies, TV shows,or big companies like Credit Karma,,and I'm more interested in
their normal ad inventory,rather than the big banner ones,,which feel less targeted overall.,The other disclaimer is that
rather than just sitting,in one spot and just scrolling,until I get to all of the ads,,I'm gonna open the app up multiple times,throughout the day and
get my five ads that way,,just because that more closely replicates,the way I use TikTok on the daily,,compulsively opening the app,,scrolling through a few videos,,feeling guilty about wasting
time and then closing the app.,Alright, and with that,
let's ruin my algorithm.,Alright, so I've been scrolling,,and TikTok gave me a pretty good ad here.,This is an ad for Pizza
Hut's new limited edition,,streetwear line, Tastewear.,- They don't just sell pizza
anymore. They make streetwear.,And it's called Tastewear,
so let's get into it.,- Yes, that's right, Pizza
Hut made a track suit,,and they're advertising it to
me, which is weirdly targeted.,I am not necessarily the
world's biggest Pizza Hut fan,,but I am a huge fan of companies,doing weird PR things, including clothing.,KFC Crocs, sign me up.
Peeps Crocs, I'm there.,Pizza Hut parka, I mean, I have that.,I don't actually follow a
lot of brands on TikTok,,but I have posted a fair amount of videos,with weird clothing, including
the aforementioned Crocs,,so maybe that's what tipped them off.,So I am gonna get all of this
stuff, or as much as I can.,They have a jumpsuit that's inspired,by the plaid tablecloths
at Pizza Hut restaurants.,Then I'm gonna get their
T-shirt that is inspired,by their stained glass chandeliers,,and I'm also gonna get the slides.,They do also have a necklace,
which I'm gonna grab.,The pizza chain, oh I just
got that...pizza chain.,It's a pizza chain about the pizza chain,,Pizza Hut, pizza chain.,Two notes here, one is
that the iconic red cup,was sadly already sold out,,and also that this is not that cheap,,specifically, the track
suit is kind of expensive,,which I wouldn't really
expect from Pizza Hut,,but we're gonna get it anyways.,Dude, we're definitely gonna have to go,to Pizza Hut in this.,- You're gonna
be drippin' in Pizza Hut.,- I'm going to be as greasy
(laughing) as a Pizza Hut pizza,,sorry for the slander.,Alright, so I just got another ad,for what seems to be an
electronics mystery box.,It's from this account
called, What the Boxio,,and it's sort of cryptic.,It's almost like a cliffhanger.,This dude is just like, "Hey,
you need a box, go get one!",- So you guys know we've got
boxes, boxes, and more boxes.,I can't show you guys what's in there,,but I can tell you guys,,you guys need to go buy
one as soon as possible.,- He also does a nice sheesh at the end.,Wow, I felt so weird doin
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Ashnikko - Slumber Party (ft. Princess Nokia) [Official Music Video]
Ashnikko - Slumber Party (ft. Princess Nokia) [Official Music Video]
I'm not shy, I'll say it, I've been picturing you naked,I'm a little faded, you look like a fuckin' paintin',Big doe eyes, amazin', she's everything I've been prayin',My heart palpitations, she looks like the type to break it,Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up in my house
I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch,She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies, that excites me
I think she really likes me, ask politely, can I (Woo-hoo-ooh),(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Slumber party
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Slumber party,Uh, it's getting hot in here
I'm the Nelly in the party with some rocks for ears (So hot in here),I'm a slave for you, baby, miss Britney Spears
I'm a Clover, she a Toros, bring it on for cheers,And I'm sexy like Christina when I dip it low
Not an H-town girl, but I rodeo,Yippee-ki-yay, welcome to the show
It's an all-girl party, clothing-optional,Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up in my house
I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch,She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies, that excites me
I think she really likes me, ask politely, can I (Woo-hoo-ooh),(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Slumber party
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Slumber party,My girl look like Wednesday Addams
Eyes go black when she orgasms,Hide your back, she likes to stab them
My butt cheeks, she likes to grab,Matching pajama birthday suits
Her spit tastes just like Juicy Fruit,She do that thing she usually do
Spell my name with her tongue, like uh-huh,Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up in my house
I gave your girlfriend cunnilingus on my couch,She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies, that excites me
I think she really likes me, ask politely, can I (Woo-hoo),(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Slumber party
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) Slumber party,I'm shy
I'm so shy
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We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
check,my hands gonna be dust,yo,here's the story about the simple office,and the simple office called cold ones,yeah max take it away,today we're open,we were browsing tito i saw a couple of,weird chinese products pop up and i got,to thinking what would it be like if we,bought those products and reviewed them,on cold ones,bats he's spinning what's this champagne,wine bottle beer dispenser spray gun,fountain bottle beer ejecting feeding,flirt gun this is your sign to get a,boost blaster for this summer,that's illegal,why i can't do that that's like spitting,off a high-rise building yeah but it's,beer,ah,hey get scott,i'm covered in beer five minutes into,the video,oh my yeezy's man all right get me,someone stop start well that was,effective oh waste the money i've just,done this it's funny,rehabilitation robot gloves seems like,something you should not trust tick tock,with i'm kind of excited,what,in the powerpoint,so does that assist with them doing that,motion okay all right this looks,like the actual power glove it looks, awesome but it sort of looks,like something that someone made in like,their garage it made a funny spark when,i plugged it in okay whoa what the ,oh my god has signs gone too far,well let's walk that's quite scary,that's quite scary turning it up wow,what the nah that's up can,you make it do something that's hurting,my hand's gonna be dust actually no it's,not oh whoa whoa what the ,does it feel good it feels weird picture,this i'm 80 years,old i'm trying to pick up this ball so i,press the minus button on the machine it,extends my hand i put it over the ball i,press the plus button oh oh oh oh oh oh,is that here yeah i have a go no,what does this do,oh it's for your back why is he got egg,on it okay you're hopping is it,comfortable is it for like support maybe,it's support i think the point is that,the eggs don't break when you lie on,them because it's so squishy okay max,ready your buttocks,watch them immediately break okay here,we go chinese magic trick,is that a crack,what sit on them i don't think that's,basically sit on them is that part of,the thing sit on them slowly,oh my god,no way what if that works for me too oh,oh mommy,let it go,get these off the table all right chad,what's next, so you take the things you load,them in it's like a nerf gun of some,sort,okay they've got sticky things on the,end you shoot them at people how do i,shoot this thing,no shoot go shoot oh,oh,oh,oh come on the shot looks great,that was a cool item all right next,egg okay,oh kiwi fruit why they put a egg,on it i don't know okay peels eggs kiwi,fruits tomatoes tomatoes apples are,gonna put a human child on that oh,that'd be so great,oh that's part of oh there's a second,product do we have that oh we do,all right you ready is it doing anything,ah let's go,okay i love that why is it doing that,why is it whoa it just went in for the,kill look at that this is my favorite,part to eat that's delicious chad,i don't really like the skin i'm not,familiar it's not even skin look this is,the part you double did,all right,okay when are they bringing this to the,west,i like how little was wasted there give,me that,everyone peels potatoes right that's,like a pretty common thing,forbidden spaghetti,is anyone else eating a potato,raw please,god,that can't be good right,maybe you've hardly touched your raw,tape yeah,no it's all right more property for me,then,larger airpods large airpods do you,reckon they'd make a left and right one,would that be pokemon that would both be,right you remember that old meme hey,watch out he's got airpods in yo let me,put my airpod in you'll have to speak up,i've got my airpod in,oh my god they have large airport in,they can't hear us,what's wrong with their regular airpods,wait what this blows bubbles the is,that i'm turning mine on,scott that scared me,i feel like i'm in a peaceful chinese,village,carving a bamboo table,while my grandson watches next to me i'm,watching netflix,chad no no no no no no no no no we still,got one more airpod left,chad,i want to see what was in it what do you,think a speaker oh god forbid i i broke,something but when you break stuff it's,funny,okay hold on now,all right next what is this i can't read,chinese it says food chopper you gotta,love my nuts,okay potato okay okay this kind of looks,good,ish,the tip of my is gone,i'm getting it i'm getting it oh look at,that eating slices of carrots look at,that it's amazing oh it's so well sliced,that is so much effort yeah i'll try an,apple,man that don't fit try another,thing try another thing no no no no no,no no,okay that's something yeah i'm a genius,feed it in for me like you want me to,push on yeah i feel like there should be,something in the top that pushes it down,wait a minute,wait a minute,ah,oh my god that's amazing look at those,danky little thin cut pieces,i'll put everything in this now and try,it potato nice yeah now i had some cat,little potato carrot apple,you're gonna cut it it looks ,mangled wh
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RAYE, 070 Shake - Escapism. (Official Music Video)
RAYE, 070 Shake - Escapism. (Official Music Video)
♪ Sleazin' and teasin',
I'm sittin' on him ♪,♪ All of my diamonds are drippin' on him ♪,♪ I met him at the bar ♪,♪ It was twelve or somethin' ♪,♪ I ordered two more wines ♪,♪ 'Cause tonight I want him ♪,♪ A little context if you care to listen ♪,♪ I find myself in this shit position ♪,♪ The man that I love
sat me down last night ♪,♪ And he told me that
it's over, dumb decision ♪,♪ And I don't wanna feel
how my heart is rippin' ♪,♪ Fact, I don't wanna feel,
so I stick to sippin' ♪,♪ And I'm out on the town
with a simple mission ♪,♪ In my little black dress ♪,♪ And this shit is sittin' ♪,♪ Just a heart broke bitch ♪,♪ High heels, six inch ♪,♪ In the back of the
nightclub, sipping champagne ♪,♪ I don't trust any of
these bitches I'm with ♪,♪ In the back of the
taxi, sniffing cocaine ♪,♪ Drunk calls, drunk texts,
drunk tears, drunk sex ♪,♪ I was looking for a man
who's on the same page ♪,♪ Now it's back to the
intro, back to the bar ♪,♪ To the Bentley, to the
hotel, to my old ways ♪,♪ 'Cause I don't wanna
feel how I did last night ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel
how I did last night ♪,♪ Doctor, doctor, anything, please ♪,♪ Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me ♪,♪ Take this pain away ♪,♪ You're asking me my symptoms, doctor ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel ♪,♪ Toke this joint how
I'm blowing this steam ♪,♪ Back to my ways like 2019 ♪,♪ Not 24 hours since my ex did dead it ♪,♪ Got a new man on me,
it's about to get sweaty ♪,♪ Last night really was
the cherry on the cake ♪,♪ Been some dark days lately ♪,♪ And I'm fidin' it cripplin' ♪,♪ Excuse my state ♪,♪ I'm as high as your hopes ♪,♪ That you'll make it to my bed ♪,♪ Get me hot and sizzlin' ♪,♪ If I take a step back to
see the glass half full ♪,♪ At least it's the Prade two-piece ♪,♪ That I'm trippin' in ♪,♪ And I'm already actin' like a dick ♪,♪ Know what I mean? ♪,♪ So you might as well stick it in ♪,♪ Just a heart broke bitch ♪,♪ High heels, six inch ♪,♪ In the back of the
nightclub, sipping champagne ♪,♪ I don't trust any of
these bitches I'm with ♪,♪ In the back of the
taxi, sniffing cocaine ♪,♪ Drunk calls, drunk texts,
drunk tears, drunk sex ♪,♪ I was looking for a man
who's on the same page ♪,♪ Now it's back to the
intro, back to the bar ♪,♪ To the Bentley, to the
hotel, to my old ways ♪,♪ 'Cause I don't wanna
feel how I did last night ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel
how I did last night ♪,♪ Doctor, doctor, anything, please ♪,♪ Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me ♪,♪ Take this pain away ♪,♪ You're asking me my symptoms, doctor ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel ♪,♪ What? ♪,♪ 'Cause I don't wanna feel
like I felt last night ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel
like I felt last night ♪,♪ Be at peace with the
things you can't change ♪,♪ Last night ♪,♪ I'll be naked when I leave ♪,♪ And I was naked when I came, yeah ♪,♪ Out of reach, out of touch ♪,♪ Too numb, I don't feel no way ♪,♪ Toast up, so what ♪,♪ Street small but it go both ways ♪,♪ So, you'll run, but
you'll never escape ♪,♪ Sunset in the maze ♪,♪ You're asking me my symptoms, doctor ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel ♪,♪ I don't feel how I did last night ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel how
I did last night, oh ♪,♪ Doctor, doctor, anything, please ♪,♪ Doctor, doctor, have mercy on me ♪,♪ You're asking me my symptoms, doctor ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel
how I did last night ♪,♪ I don't wanna feel ♪,♪ How I did last night ♪,♪ I don't, I don't, how I did last night ♪,♪ Mm, lipstick smudged like modern art ♪,♪ I don't where the fuck I am ♪,♪ Or who's driving the fucking car ♪,♪ Speeding down the highway sippin' ♪,♪ Mixing pills with the liquor ♪,♪ 'Cause fuck these feelings ♪,♪ I left everyone I love on read ♪,♪ Spilling secrets to
the stranger in my bed ♪,♪ I remember nothing so
there's nothing to regret ♪,♪ Other than this 4/4 kick
drum poundin' in my head ♪
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'Brian's Hat' Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2
'Brian's Hat' Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2
Your Honor,
the defense has tried to claim,that their unloading of Qualstarr stock
the week before its value plummeted,was sheer coincidence,,a very lucrative coincidence.,This text message exchange will prove,that they knowingly engaged
in insider trading.,Miss Hubbell, do you recognize
these text messages?,-Yes.
-And they're between whom?,Myself and Vincent Alan.,Vincent Alan, your co-defendant
and colleague at Nortrip?,Yes.,I will now read from these text messages
dated April 12th of this year.,Bri: "Did you talk to Dan at Qualstarr?",Vincent: "He said they're laying off
300 people next week.",Bri: "We need to unload
our shares before then.",Vincent: "I'm on it.",Bri: "Be discreet.",Vincent: "Of course.",Bri: "Oh, my God.
Did you see Brian's hat?",Vincent: "Oh, fuck. Ha-ha-ha-ha!",What the hell?,Bri: "He looks so fucking stupid.
I can't breathe.",Vincent: "What the hell even is it?",Bri: "It's a fedora
with safari flaps in the back.",Vincent: "Holy shit!","He looks so fucking stupid.",-No.
-"Talk later.","I'll take care of that thing.",Hmm.,Sounds like more than a coincidence to me.,Miss Hubbell,
do you recognize these texts?,I do.,Vincent: "It's done.
I talked to Dan. We're good.",Bri: "Loose ends?",Vincent: "We're all good,
about to be way better.",Bri: Smiley face emoji.,Vincent: "Did you see Brian's hat?",-"He's still fucking wearing it."
-What the hell?,Bri: "Yes, I even saw
two cubes in his pocket.","I think he has dice,
but he's afraid to show them to anyone.",The hell's she even talking about?,Vincent: "L-O-L. That is so sad.",Bri: "So sad. So sad.","So, so, so, so, so sad.",Vincent: "It's so heartbreaking,
but I can't stop laughing.","Tears are literally streaming down
my face thinking about his dumb dice.",Leave it the fuck alone.,Bri: "Just wired the money.",Vincent: "Holy fucking shit!","Brian's hat just got him
in huge trouble in a meeting.",God damn it!,"Mr. Andrews
made Brian take off his hat.","He said it was distracting.","He said if anyone disagreed,
he'd let Brian keep the hat on.","Nobody said shit, dude,
nobody said shit.",Bri: "What did he do
when Mr. Andrews made him take it off?",Vincent: "He took the hat off
and he hid his head in his hands.","You could tell he was crying.","He kept saying under his breath,
'You can't fucking do that.'","Then Mr. Andrews said,
'What's that, Brian?'","And he said, 'Nothing.'","And then a minute later, he said,
'It's not a distraction.'","'The guy at the store said I'm
the only guy he's ever seen pull it off.'","Mr. Andrews asked him how much it cost,,and he said, 'It's illegal
for you to ask me that.'","And Brian said,
'I'm putting the hat back on,,I don't care what happens to me.'","Mr. Andrews said,
'Just take the hat off, Brian.'","'No, I'm not taking
the fucking hat off.'","Then he stood up and said, 'I've never
fought for anything in my entire life.'","'I'm fighting for this hat.'","He went to slam his hand
down on the table,,but he hit his water bottle
and it spilled all over his laptop.","And then I swear to fucking God,
he tried to roll the hat down his arm,like Fred Astaire,,but the backflap got trapped
around Rick's wheelchair,,and then it took him forever
to get the flap out of the wheelchair.","He was fucking beet red.","I thought he was going
to have a heart attack.","One of the flaps got wheel grease on it,,and he said,
'What the fuck is all this stuff?'","'You have to grease these wheels?'","And Rick said, 'Yeah, you have
to keep the wheels lubricated.'","And he said, 'Yeah, well, I'm not
supposed to get grease on this hat.'","And Brenda was just sitting there
slightly in his way towards the door,,and as he walked towards her,
he said, 'Move,',and right when he said it,
he realized he had gone too far.","So, he said in a jokey voice,
'Who said that?'",Don't do the voice.,Objection, relevance.,Finally.,"Dollar sign emoji.",Quit fucking with them.
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