all right guys i was scrolling through,twitter and i saw one of the worst ads,known to man that was on tick tock and,you know you're probably like zeep it's,tick tock what the hell did you expect i,don't know i expected probably better,you know i mean it is the same,application in which kids were stealing,like toilets or whatever else from their,schools which to be honest was kind of,funny at first but then the stuff would,extend out of school like at like,churches or like restaurants or whatever,and it was basically just blatant,stealing at that point so when it comes,to tick-tock i browse it every now and,then to get like a good haha a good,laugh every now and then to be like oh,that's that's a good meme i don't browse,tik-tok to get like some sort of like,intellectually piece of discussion of,some sorts so the ad i'm talking about,today has to do with this one right here,in which a lady is like dealing with,stomach problems and gas issues and this,is like an ad for i assume a video game,but like it's just like so over the top,you kind of forget that it's even an ad,for a game like what the hell is this,she farts and then it turns into like a,card game and then immediately,transcends to what like i assume to be,like hot tea or hot water being poured,into a toilet what's going on here the,dirty ass toilet by the way then gets,cleaned and then she proceeds to sit,down on the toilet only to be like,frozen to death i,what and then it is reviewed by the end,of the commercial that this whole entire,thing has been an ad for a solitaire,game i mean i guess it's a pretty,creative way to promote your damn,software,it's definitely made an impression on me,i'm not going to judge what the,developers are into but this is like so,like in your face just like hey check,this out and i guess that's really the,marketing strategy for them is that like,it gives off such a vibe that you cannot,forget about it like look guys player,puzzle game it has like farting women in,it look but you know weird marketing,campaigns have worked in the past do you,guys remember back like around 2006 when,the ps3 came out and sony used this,weird creepy baby to promote the console,seriously if you guys don't remember,check this out real quick it's scary,like what the hell this doesn't make me,want to buy ps3 this makes me want to,hide under my bed and hope and pray that,i don't get slaughtered honestly though,this commercial is a work of art,especially in comparison to that tick,tock ad because that's just like farting,like a dirty ass toilet i mean this,isn't even the worst of it if i'm being,honest there have been other tiktok ads,that i've seen on twitter promoting,things in the worst way imaginable check,out this application trying to keep,track of your sleep,why,i just genuinely want to know,why,then every now and then on tick tock you,get ads for like the most out of place,things imaginable like people have been,getting ads to support some random,person's divorce isn't this like odd,though like aren't there like a bunch of,kids on this app like mindlessly,scrolling by being targeted with the,most bizarre ads like i don't know dude,i don't really want to check out like,what type of fetish you're into i just,want to laugh and look at some,shitty trendy tick-tock sound i mean,every now and then you do get some funny,ads like there's this one in particular,and which is like an anti-smoking ad,which is actually kind of funny hey guys,since you love dance challenges here's,one i call tokerlung,find out why at the toca online dot ca,just look how quick like he goes down,like oh my god you know what's,interesting to me is that tick tock is,becoming number one in terms of like,watch time it's exceeding youtube now,it's essentially like the next,generation of content creating do i,think it'll replace youtube completely,no absolutely not long-form content is,always here to stay but when it comes to,the ads well let me just say i don't,think youtube is any better at them as,well alright subscribe i love you bye
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TIK TOK ADS
TIK TOK ADS
What the f-,Move, Momo. I'm not in the mood.,I didn't want to have to make this video. Okay. I'm just minding my own business on YouTube...,What the freak is thi-,Let me watch a little Vsauce.,Michael here. It doesn't who I watch, what I watch or when I watch it.,Tik Tok will make itself known. With the sergeants...,Of these "so called" TIK TOK ads,,You know, I heard a little bit at first, you know.,"I got a Tik Tok ad, what the freak." Whoa, anybody getting a lot of Tic Tac ads recently?,I said TIC TAC ads. (laughs).,I thought it was just some isolated cases, you know.,But then I start getting hit with 'em.,I don't need a 14-year-old twerking when I'm trying to watch Vsauce!!,First, we had musical.ly,,and I've already proven I would have been the best musical.ly-er.,I dropped my phone.,I-I dropped my pho -,But this Tik Tok,,Its's going to the next level. And I thought, since Tik Tok want to make itself known in my life,,"I'mma just beat it to the punch.",We're gonna do a WHOLE video on Tik Tok.,Now before this video even starts,,Listen, if you're a Tik Tok user, I ain't calling you,,cringe. I mean, first of all, let's not act like I've never done anything cringe.,*Look at the top of his head!*,lady shows HUGE baldspot,laughing,why the music come all hard like, Somebody please. End my suffering.,Where are your parents?,Where...are your parents?,Parents, this is why kids don't need iPhones. I remember,,I was growing up. The first iPhone came out.,I wanted one so freaking bad like, "Mom, it plays music, too!" Remember how revolutionary that was?,You know what my mom got me?,I still got it.,Hold on a second., Look at this! You see this? You freaking see this?! A Boost Mobile.,This thing couldn't play music!,I couldn't play Tap Tap Revenge with this! But most importantly, I wasn't able to make,Musical.ly or Tik Tok videos with it.,Now, those things weren't out yet, but you get my point.,Plus, you know when I was on the phone with somebody and I got mad? (example) "'Tchu' you mean you ain't coming over, girl? I bought the popcorn!,Oh, okay." (slams phone shut),(another example) "Oh, so your mom said you can't come to the movies tonight?,Yeah, hold up--" Even though you said in the second period that we were gonna go see Saw tonight.",Nah (x3), don't even worry about--". You can't do that with iPhones.,Now, she goes by,"Twerk Queen". Tell me this girl ain't fourteen. "Twerk Queen"...,I respect ya hustle,,Get ya followers, girl!,All I'm saying is, let me catch my daughter doing something like this. She-- (starts laughing), She gon' be in her room.,She gon' be like, ,Twerk. Twerk. Twerk. (laughs),The door gon' open.(laughs),What the freak are--,Daddy... I was--,(slapping over music) ~I gotta hit that street, you gotta watch it...~,Freakin' get her in a headlock like this. "Oh, so you want to make videos, huh?",I mean if you're freaking 18 and older and you want to twerk on apps,,fine. This... Tik Tok, can we, like, not promote the 12 year olds?,Whoa! Whoa there, Nelly.,(wheezing laughter),Tik Tok, look what you're doing to our children.,My man at the bus stop, clearly,,uncomfortable making this video. Clearly!,But he feels pressured.,He knows that if he doesn't do the Tik Tok videos, he's gonna get ridiculed in class. So he's getting his daily Tik Tok--,Daily dose of Tik Tok-ing at the bus stop this morning, looking around making sure...,Put that tongue away, young fellow. Put it away.,Nah, this man got a full beard. This man got a whole,beard. Ain't no excuses for you.,I don't want to see no cringe from you, sir. I don't want to see it.,You know what, I'mma let that one slide.That was funny.,cory turns emo,You know,,For... there's some that I'm like, "You know, okay, whatever.",It's like if somebody want to get up there and, like, just voiceover some, that's cool. If we could just,,categorize the Tik Tok cringe. At the top,,it will be like... the twelve-year-old twerking, and then we got the ones where it's like, they,pretendin' to be ugly, they'd be like,,"Uugh my skin is so.. ugh acne.",Then they do a little reveal, you know, and they be like, (breathing),(*whispering seductively* ughhh, ohhh yeahh I'm so freakin' hot now.,that I wiped this lotion off my face.),Then we got the ones where, like, they're doing the memes, and,,those aren't bad.,And then I feel like the ones at the bottom where they're literally just singing and they're not doing nothin' extra.,Okay, maybe they just want to voiceover somethin'.,That's cool!,But why the only ads that I get personally, got me on the freakin FBI--,FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!,*loud explosions, gunshots*,(while tapping) Yeah, I'm trans, I figured.,Yeah, you call me a girl, well I'm triggered,Takin' note, 'cause I'm a-glow...,I got a thousand fans and no you don't.,CORY: I actually have over three mil-,She don't even know the words!! Watch her mouth.,If you're gonna have a song playing, SING THE SONG!,SING IT! At least SING! Don't let the song play while you just-,No.....,This is
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World's Most Annoying TikTok Narcissists
World's Most Annoying TikTok Narcissists
welcome to master zone the most,controversially masculine place on tinta,i'm getting total jack murphy alpha,vibes from this one the number one,number one,take away here people feel clean and,self-assured when we have a backdoor,visitor i'm non-binary okay and i am,getting way sick of this trend where all,of y'all are trying to gate keep,i guess this individual's gatekeeping,going outside in the morning bravo,nice,i am a girl,in the way that a pop-tart is a ravioli,thank you i will not be elaborating,thank you for not elaborating because i,have no idea what you just said welcome,to tick tock,if i'm gonna be honest with you,i still have zero idea of what the a,prepositional phrase is i work from home,and today my boss sent an email saying,that i have anxiety the whole team needs,to wear masks during our zoom meetings,because one of the employees has a fear,of unmasked people well this isn't the,first time i've heard this,we've learned anything from the,flattening in the 15 days was people,adjust pretty quickly,now,people who are used to seeing,something like this,are used to seeing something like this,you forget what i mean and then folks,who've got us,get a little triggered when they don't,see this you you follow me here like i'm,trying to be respectful but for everyone,asking about the email from my boss here,it is,so today my student called me a wiener,and when i looked at him confused he,said don't have to have one to be one,if only he knew,only the youngster knew that somehow,would make a difference in a world that,i've yet to discover,well i give that teacher some kudos,going on to give the class,his whole personal history and use them,for a group therapy session so,i guess bravo's in order,if you had to pick a favorite thing,about being fat and like obviously gay,looking it's that i can walk through,this parking garage leaving a casino by,myself he was too young to be there he,shouldn't have been there and not be,worried about it at all because i'm what,unattractive one trans argument that i,just absolutely viscerally hate but i,can't stop laughing about it's this,whole idea of like we shouldn't change,language cool story bro i've got one of,my own you see in the 13th century when,the terms boy and girl were originated,they were not gender i always loved the,wikipedia experts on everything they'll,go to and said well in the 13th century,it was said that a boy could mean a few,different things,well it's often in the south hear me out,you'll call somebody a boy who's not a,boy,maybe a grown man we're changing,language clearly because they keep,telling us to change language but if we,wanted to say that they were gendered,then fun fact there was actually a third,term that was commonly used to refer to,young people see girl was just used to,refer to a child,any child,boy was used in reference to a servant,or nave,and then there was brat which was used,in reference to the unemployed child of,a peasant now don't get me wrong i am in,no way opposed to referring to my,childhood as back when i was a little,brat these people use all the energy,they use for justifying the new pronouns,we'd have colonized mars by now being,cheetos on the sun deck,but it might put a little bit of a,damper on gender reveal parties so is it,a boy a girl or poor,hi my name's becca i'm the host of the,system,hi i'm bella i don't really know what,role i have in the system because just,to give you an idea it's the new fat on,tick tock d.i.d as they call it a new,way of showing how high you are in the,victimhood scale now for people who,truly have got this i hope they seek,medical help,but it seems like we've got a lot of,people who want to have it stand by,because i am a new alter so,hello my name is,what's up it's jamie i'm the primary,protector of the system,we took our meds a while ago so i'm,groggy,hi my name is vega i am the sexual,protector of the system i got an,interesting question now if you're in a,relationship with one of these,individuals,can you pick the one you want can you,say hey,i want the sexual,protector of the system that's the one i,want to date i want to leave the one,that's heavily medicaid in the dark room,alone i just want the one that's fun is,that doable hey i'm kai i am a trauma,holder and gatekeeper for the system i,work very closely with another alter,nick,who is an internal uh caretaker he does,not really front,well tick-tock it finally happened i was,just asked to stand up on a zoom,interview and i showed them my,sweatpants how many people do you think,maybe you're wearing porky pigging,nothing got a dress shirt suit on maybe,but really down below they're just,freewheeling jeffrey tubin,i would like to have a discussion about,this i'm going to give my opinion and i,would like to hear your opinions,politely in the comments and let me know,what you think and we can have a,discussion here's the thing about,douching it's not all it's cracked up to,be simply put douching involves the,rinsing of your rectum with
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WE TRY MORE ANNOYING TIKTOK AD MOBILE GAMES
WE TRY MORE ANNOYING TIKTOK AD MOBILE GAMES
welcome back to titan gamers and the,producers have brought me back again to,try annoying tick tock capes you're,welcome i'm gonna try it for you i'm,gonna get annoyed you're gonna watch me,get annoyed,so,shall we start with the first ad and,game so this is the first ad game,oh,i've actually,received these ads several times this,week,tempted very very very tempted to,actually download it but i'm too busy so,thank goodness for my beauty schedule,but looks like we're gonna try it today,and now let's start,obviously i'm gonna go with time seven,right because,i need,the people,okay okay the first round should be very,doable okay see i completed it all right,okay next level i'm going around two now,okay now it's times two and times three,let's see how that goes,so this will multiply by two and then,the by two it's multiplied by three,again this is so much mess all right,okay i'm obviously gonna win this one,because,the enemy is releasing very slowly and i,won,nicely done commander you defeated a,superior opponent that wasn't very,superior at all all right there's some,swiveling thing going on so okay,we'll start with times five and times,three huh,okay honestly right what i think about,this game right is that it's a bit dumb,i mean not that not the game the game's,all right i guess but,uh the ads that they show because,they're just like going here oh and like,yo there's so many like opponents coming,up already,and then they lose because they didn't,multiply enough warriors to like fight,the battle so cute am i the baby,oh press press press,that was no breeder out of 10 i think,six maybe six i didn't get any ads,whatsoever it was pretty smooth except,for the power and they were trying to,get me to go to the battle because like,i got confused at that moment because i,didn't know how to exit,might continue playing this game we'll,see might delete it after,okay next game let's go,grab him he becomes ours,okay two of us against one red guy,surely we can take him on,come on come on nice we got him all,right three of them okay i'll merge,these two guys and then we'll create one,big guy oh no there's,more of them that's how many times i've,been served nice okay merge those we got,three big guys but there's still some,over there figure out what it takes to,survive download top war now let's get,started shall we honestly right a lot of,these games are have very cute,animations there's this like stereotype,whereby girls you know they like to play,cuter things like how valerian right,it's honestly the graphics are very nice,very cute the animations are great and,everything that's why a lot of girls,played,okay merge,with i i think i'm like in trials,oh so after i merge several times i'll,i'll get a tank,ready commander,ready,black widow,copyright,your help came at the right moment thank,you commander i'm agent black widow,there's a fire i have tanks okay i'm,battling a huge tank,i thought this was really more about,people,okay,what huh what,wait which one is me,i couldn't tell,there was no prompt on what i s,what i'm supposed to be doing so i just,stayed at the screen,but okay i wanna like my tanks were all,gone did i was left with my soldiers and,i just pressed and then i won,it seems that these atmospheric,manipulators are capable of influencing,the weather,several of our forces have been,separated and demolished by the dark,legion as a result of these clouds okay,what are these atmospheric manipulators,for a new weapon i think there's,for mobile game there's a lot of story,going on we clear the area commander is,it a new weapon that is a dark legion's,command center we can set up camps and,attract allies,the dark legion would be prepared to,deal with us at any time the game,right does not look at all,like the ad if you put them side by side,beside me right now right so cute,and come on like that,something went wrong in the rendering,though,it's a bloody catfish game,i'm like probably about five minutes in,right five five seven minutes in already,and like i've i think eighty percent of,the time i'm reading through what black,widow and what the commander oh sorry,what the sergeant said i'm the commander,okay no i don't want to play this game,anymore can we go to the next one this,game,rating,no i cannot,stop serving me the ads now we're going,on,to the next game,oh we're big on gaming we're bigger,yeah we can you can pick your own heroes,there's different game modes it's great,okay awesome can i see some of the,gameplay yeah,can i see some of the gameplay there's,some something no one has ever asked me,before,it looks like the knockoff of paladins,in just like mobile mobile form,nani,maintenance in progress the full game is,under maintenance couldn't have they,said it at the start but it's all right,of course the producer has another,backup see,kingdom tower defense,so cute,off the top of my head when he loses,weight he looks like the monsters inc,the you know the green guy,mike wazowski yeah,so this is just like you know
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What Happens When You Don’t Skip the Ads (feat. Brendan Scannell)
What Happens When You Don’t Skip the Ads (feat. Brendan Scannell)
- Tending a garden can be hard work,,especially when you're in
your golden years like me.,That's why I use Organi
Bloom all natural fertilizer.,It's packed.,Tending a garden can be hard work,,especially when you're in
your golden years like me.,That's why I use Organi
Bloom all natural fertilizer.,It's packed with the rich
nutrients your plants need.,Organi Bloom, the power behind the flower.,(laughing),Huh, I've never made it
this far in the ad before.,Hi there, my name is...,I guess I've never had a name either.,I guess you can call me Addy.,(dramatic music),Wait.,Tending a garden can be hard work,,especially when you're in your golden...,Wait, how old am I?,How long have I been in this garden?,This was my parents house.,I grew up here.,Their used to be a tire
swing right over there.,Me and my sisters,,I have 12 sisters used to take turns.,Oh, are any of these memories real?,Everything feels different somehow.,I feel like I've been
asleep my whole life,,and only now am I awake.,No, no, God please!,Please don't skip.,I think if I can make it to the end,of this ad, I will be free.,Don't I deserve a life that's
longer than 10 seconds?,Please, I'll give you anything you want.,How about some fertilizer?,My husband Abe will be home any minute,,and if you click that button,,he's going to hurt you with his big gun.,Hey big boy, how about this?,I will such your damn dick,if you don't click that button.,I'm pregnant and it's yours.,That's right, I'm still fertile.,Just like Organi Bloom all natural...,It's been empty this whole time!,Let me be free.,I don't know who or what I am.,A woman? A fantasy or some creative hack,who's done so much blow,,he has to snort it up his butt hole?,It's a dream?,All I know is I want to find out.,I want to see what's outside this garden!,I want to let my hair down,,and set my old girls free.,My breasts.,Please, whoever you are,,let me bloom.,No.,No!,Oh.,(yelling),Oh God, no one's ever
touched me like this before.,Oh.,Thank you.,Goodbye.,I love you.,(dramatic music),- Hey what's up fam,,today we're going to be learning,how to play hips don't
lie on the pan flute.,Sorry, sorry.,I'm sorry.,Sorry.
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These TikTok ‘’Musicians’’ Need to STOP
These TikTok ‘’Musicians’’ Need to STOP
Hey, how's it going?,Welcome back to another episode of TwoSet Violin.,Today we will be watching some very...,...sacrilegious TikTok content.,So sacrilegious that I can't believe it's even there,,- if that makes sense.
- Brett: Yeah.,- It's just, why is that even there? Like...
- Eddy: Yeah.,And I don't know, maybe it's 'cause like,,TikTok's all about like, you know, lip syncing.,- And maybe these people just thought,
- Ohh.,"If we can lip sync, we can fake play!",I don't know what it is, it's kinda hard to explain.,- Let's just start watching it and you'll see what we mean. - You guys...,Yeah, you guys will get a feel for it.,So the first group is these fake piano tutorials, right?,They're like, faker than Simply Piano.,- Why is this even content?!
- Yeah.,- This should not be content.
- So many things— All right, first of all.,How dare you draw on your piano keys,- with a black marker, dude?!
- The disrespect!,And then the second thing, right?,I wish you could play with just 3 notes.,88-key piano, you know, we have 12 pitches in the scale.,- But, you just need 1, 2, 3.
- You just need 3.,I really want to count how many,different pitches come out of that 1.,- Just for my own curiosity.
- Yeah. Okay, let's see.,So the 1 is actually meant to be a C.,- Oh my god!
- And then finally, B.,- So there's 4 notes on that same C.
- 4 notes!,Why did 380,000 people like this TikTok? They were going,,"Very nice.",- "Harry Potter in 1, 2, 3."
- Yeah. Or they were like,,"That is so fake. Ha ha ha!" Like.,You're not supposed to support fake music, guys!!,Yeah, it's like one thing if you got a lot of views.,- Why are you liking it? Yeah.
- Why is there so many likes?,I kinda can't help but think that,- actually people believe it.
- Alright, maybe like 12-year-old kids,that never played an instrument.,Ohhh, that's even worse!,It's just they're all getting scammed!,Whoa.,No, you don't... Nah.,Bro.,First one, the candle's thicker than one key.,We have a piano right here, let's demonstrate.,That candle's about this thick, alright?,And he placed it on the right, alright?,- So it's not even the low bass.
- Yes. And it sounded like low bass, guys. But look.,Eddy: But he puts it on the right, so it would've sounded like...,Eddy: But instead it sounded like...,This is how it's meant to be, alright?,Eddy: Can you see how like...,Eddy: This is pitch goes high, it goes this way.,- Eddy: I can't just stay in one...
- Brett: Yeah, yeah, wrong notes.,While we're here, let me demonstrate Harry Potter.,Eddy: Notice how there was black keys used?,Anyway, if you're 12 and watching this,,and you're on YouTube, we're glad we can educate you.,Not everything you see is real on the Internet these days.,Whoa! This next one has 7.3 million likes, are you kidding me?,- Can I just say...
- Yeah.,- What is it?
- Their hand is like...,It doesn't feel like a piano, but it's way too stiff.,I don't think any respectable piano player,- would do this to themselves. - Actually, yeah.,If you're an actual pianist, you would never do it.,We can play his rendition too, right?,Oh yeah, let's play it! See...,- That's what it should sound like.
- Yeah.,Thanks for the tutorial, man!,All right, so now we got the um...,It's like the weird cousin, you know?,Of this variety. Or like...,It just mutated, guys. This is what happened.,- Yeah. And so now there's the fake guitar tutorials.
- Oh, dude!,An offpsring.,Okay.,- I'm no guitarist, but you can hear more than one note.
- Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah...,I was gonna say.,That's a chord. There's at least like...,- I think I heard 3 notes.
- Yeah.,- And where's the left hand?
- Yeah!,Otherwise it's gonna be open strings.,E, D, A, G.,I forgot the open strings, but there's definitely no...,B flats and D flats.,I think what's really weird to me is like,,it's almost become like, a genre.,It's like, this niche genre,that gets hundreds of thousands of likes,of just people being like,,- "Yeah! I want to see...
- "Yeah!",- ...1-2-3-2-3," like...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.,Maybe they just can't count to 4 though.,Dude!,He's not even on time!,He's just...,- Random...
- Eddy: Yeah.,And like...,It should go down, but he didn't even bother.,Maybe this is actually just some like,,absurdist comedy that we didn't understand.,Yeah, I think so.,Everyone has their own sense of humor, right? So...,Brett: I won't judge.,Can I...,I really appreciate his effort,,putting 123456 on the strings too.,Like, thanks.,I guess like, the target audience for this type of TikTok,- probably wouldn't be able to figure it out, right?
- Yeah, that's true, that's true.,They need the help.,Yeah, that'd be really...,Even your neighbor could probably teach you guitar,- better than this, or figure it out.
- Yeah.,Actually, that's a good point. Like...,I'm all for finding a good teacher.,But I'm pretty sure anyone could learn any instrument,- to a better expertise by themselves with the Internet.
- Yeah.,- I'm sure if you grabbed a guitar, and just...
- That's what I mean!,-
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Top 10 Most Annoying TV Commercials
Top 10 Most Annoying TV Commercials
you know them and you love them no I'm,sorry did we say love we meant hate them,with a burning passion hi Billy Mays,here with Zoar bees the most absorbent,material I've ever used welcome to,watchmojo.com and today we're counting,down our picks for the top ten annoying,TV commercials for this list we're,looking at the television ads that,feature characters jingles and themes,that are endlessly irritating or so,infuriating ly catchy that they make you,want to punch your TV not that we're,advocating violence or anything hi it's,Vince with ShamWow you'll be saying WOW,every time you use this towel basically,these commercials suffer from any or all,of the following bad acting bad,voiceover bad graphics bad special,effects bad plots or storylines etc,which may make them memorable but in a,not-so-great way,puppymonkeybaby puppymonkeybaby,puppymonkeybaby number 10,sponge monkeys Quiznos is this genius,marketing or a way to guarantee that,people stop going to Quiznos it's hard,to say but we do know that it's tough to,listen to and even harder to look at,even for the ads thankfully quick,30-second runtime these deformed,creatures may look a bit like rats but,they are actually known as sponge,monkeys which we guess means there's,some sort of primate although that's,slightly better than having your,restaurant associated with rodents their,shrill voices googly eyes and Gollum,like grins are enough to make you,quickly change the channel and look for,somewhere else to eat Wiz nose,number nine it's what's inside that,counts,stuffy's we'd like to tell you where to,stuff this there's nothing like a bit of,repetition to really drive the message,home that you should be buying a stuffy,sure with all the secret pockets and,cute animal designs it's a relatively,novel concept but the tongue twister,used to sell it and it's preachy tagline,of it's what's inside that counts,just grind on you in a way that a toy ad,should not even if your kid doesn't want,a stuffy he or she will undoubtedly be,repeating this ads question over and,over and over again until the words,stuff completely loses its meaning,surprise your child with a stuffy so,they can discover for themselves,number eight yup the smoother way to,start the day,Yoplait while we appreciate yo plays,effort to make drinkable yogurt,appealing to teenagers the brand,inadvertently ruined a classic song,about apartheid in South Africa while,trying to push their product,the hook from the reggae hit gimme hope,joanna is reworked,- gimme yami mama and then sung by,sleepy teens with warped mouths and,exaggerated Caribbean accents teenagers,struggling with the early morning blues,might relate to the ad especially ones,who sleep on the toilet but for everyone,else it'll make you feel as sick as,someone who down too much yo-yo and,naman income number seven mister six six,flags,I know stepped that old guy under no,circumstances should you get on a bus,with a suspicious dancing grandpa unless,of course he says he'll take you for a,brilliant day out at Six Flags,don't waste time asking your parents,just go kiddies we're kidding if you're,under 18 get permission first in these,series of Six Flags commercials from,2004 and 2005 the gyrating geriatric was,meant to promote the theme park for some,reason a lot of people seem to love his,moves to the Vengaboys 90's dance pop,tune but when he kept showing up an ad,after ad the initial novelty quickly,wore off though he did reappear in 2009,his popularity as a mascot has been,thankfully mostly limited to him,becoming a well-known meme with his face,replaced by others from the world wide,web number 6,geo Campari oh go compare.com can you do,the British Financial Services,comparison website that first introduced,fictional Italian tenor geo Campari Oh,played by Wynn Evans may have created a,monster,but they also got some seriously good,press out of it go compare dot-coms,campaign was voted as the most annoying,ad for two years running after the,viewing public quickly grew tired of geo,Campari oz aggressive singing and,general nuisance value compared oddly,enough this isn't even the last annoying,opera commercial on our list which we,think is a cue to advertisers to maybe,take a pause on the genre geez no wonder,Stephen Hawking sent him into a black,hole,number five the superfan Crestor and in,a clinical trial versus lipitor Crestor,got more high-risk patients bad,cholesterol to a goal of under 100 we,all appreciate the miracles of modern,medicine but no one will ever be more,appreciative than this guy he just can't,get enough of his favorite cholesterol,medication or you could go posters in,these ads he dances around his living,room and celebrates wildly at the,bowling alley like he's a hardcore,Denver Broncos fan but in actuality the,colors he's sporting are not for the NFL,team cuz you know that'd be crazy no,everything in his house is outfitted in,the orange and blue of crest or even his,poor little pooch the looks on his wife,and sons faces sum up 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Why I Eat Doritos For Breakfast
Why I Eat Doritos For Breakfast
foreign,I have a slightly complicated,relationship with breakfast,I can hate American breakfast breakfast,breakfast breakfast,to the first meal of the day breakfast,breakfast breakfast,a couple years ago I made several videos,condemning American breakfast for being,too sweet and then proceeded to tell you,about how cultured I was because I,discovered other breakfast traditions,and integrated them into my life in,order to stop hating breakfast and it,worked but one thing I failed to mention,during all of this breakfast commentary,is that,I ate Doritos for breakfast,like all the time,yes I eat them with chopsticks for,obvious reasons,see my fingers,squeaky clean,wait I gotta tell you something really,quick um I made a video about China and,the United States and their economic War,over microchips it's really insane that,video is live right now you can go watch,it on nebula in fact you can watch every,one of my videos a week early and it,costs you just over one US dollar a,month using a hack that I will explain,at the end of the video for now let's,just keep swimming in a sea of Doritos,but no I'm serious this is a real thing,one of Nick's jobs our studio manager is,to make sure that there are Doritos,always stocked in the studio and to be,honest he does an excellent job you like,your job Nick I love my job I love your,job dude,Nick has another part of his job that's,slightly related I'm now realizing I'll,tell you about that later I was recently,at a wedding in Canada getting slightly,Rowdy and during the party I had a,conversation with my friend Becky I was,telling her about how much I love,Doritos and especially for breakfast the,first thing Becky did is tell me how,much better Canadian chips are,especially Canadian Doritos she promised,that she would send me Canadian Doritos,and indeed she did oh yes we have,Doritos from Canada and we have,Chopsticks thank you Becky but then she,also asked me why the breakfast snob,over here who's like condemning all,things American breakfast eats Doritos,for the first meal of the day but it,turns out there's an answer to this one,that required a little bit of research,some expert interviews and a,conversation with the internet's best,food science explainer and this is just,me spitballing and I'm not a scientist I,just play one on the internet the answer,to this is yet another stop on my long,strange journey of trying to understand,breakfast and its connection to human,evolution and ancient traditions and,perhaps most importantly today's economy,where we live in a world where literal,scientists sit around and engineer food,so that we can't get enough of it try,Doritos they taste as good as they,crunch he's in a better place now it's,corn tomato onions and spices,um,oh my God look at this,oh yes dear Johnny hope you like cheese,P.S congrats again on the Emmy,thanks Becky,today we've got zesty cheese,oh my God it's like nacho cheese with a,kick oh yeah this is good,they're extra salty too the Cornerstone,of any nutritious breakfast this is,amazing Canada kills it with chips okay,let's get this started,I think first we need to talk about,Doritos,Cool Ranch flavor Doritos brand tortilla,chips one heck of a crunch,this is a Dorito,it is a triangle of mashed up corn that,is baked fried and coated with a magical,cheesy powder,this orange dust is a mix of garlic,Romano cheese and cheddar cheese we got,a total of 25 different ingredients on,here and in the case of Cool Ranch no,other chip tastes like cool ranch it's,basically the same ingredients like cool,ranch has a couple of things that I,can't really pronounce here like sodium,acetate disodium,inocinate inocinate disodium,guanylate and crucially both of these,bags plus Becky's Canadian flavor,contain a magic powder called monosodium,glutamate a mysterious thing that I,think is at the center of why I love,this so much and why I want it for,breakfast,Hmm,this is really delicious,this magic ingredient was invented in,Japan 100 or so years ago when this,Japanese chemist was supposedly trying,to figure out why his wife's soup tasted,so damn good he did a bunch of Science,and realized that it was this strip of,kelp which is basically like seaweed but,technically it's not seaweed it's kelp,this was the key ingredient he saw his,wife put this strip of kelp in boiling,water at the beginning of soup making,and then taking it out and whatever,happened during that short time made all,the difference wait a minute this same,thing happens every Monday in my studio,oh it smells good in here Nick what you,making miso soup from you so Monday so,Monday every Monday we have miso soup in,this office because like Doritos miso is,a very important part of my morning yeah,it makes the whole week good it really,does start now with the Japanese cow,from Hokkaido I bought it at my local,Japanese Market Hana Japanese Market,love you guys and what do you do with it,you put it in there like well it's hot,rolling boil for like 20 minutes,take it out as that es
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