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THIS MAN COULD SELL YOU ANYTHING | Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos

Hello everybody!,And welcome back to "Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos"!,Where we're-,*Kim Possible Ring Tone Plays*,Hold on.,Yeah?,*Inaudible mumbling from phone*,What do you mean?,*person on the phone speaking again*,That's stupid.,*Person turns into Godzilla*,O- okay! Ge-,Okay,,the higher-ups have called, haha...,Our SPONSORS have told us that,The show can no longer use the term 'l****', umm.,I'm even gonna get sued just for saying it here, right now.,So, they came up with a new term.,A new term- Our new slogan for the show is-,This is our new phrase for the show..,*unimpressed clap*,Super funny...,I mean, yes! I love it.,Come on, say it with me!,*Jack makes fart noises from effort because he hates this*,Bi-...,L A U G H,Ya can't keep us down from laughing on this show!,This is "Jacksepticeye's '𝘍𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵' Home Videos"!,Not Jacksepticeye's Old Lady Bingo Hour.,Okay, we're here for the laughs! We're here to have fun!,We're here...,...to look at more products, 'cause,they're the funniest things to react to and everyone seems to like them,more than anything else I do on this show.,So, I'm gonna react to more silly products again, okay? SHUT UP, my elves went out and got them,Okay?? My elves have been gone for a while!,We haven't seen them for like two weeks and then they finally come back and they're like:,"Oh, we just got more of the same cause you didn't tell us what to get",So some of it is kind of on me. So- shut UP!,(Infomercial) "Everyone loves butter!",Okay, we're like two seconds into this and they're already accusing me. They're already labeling everyone-,They're already generalizing everybody. "Everybody loves butter.,Don't you, fatass?","But getting it out of the fridge, out of the wrap, and onto your-",*Butter destroys building. Butter did 9/11, CoNfIrMeD.*,Come on! No one does that.,What kind of fucking dry piece of Earth that you're trying to put -butter- on.,Good Lor-I just- I'm trying but- the fucking-,BAH!,Damn it all!,(Infomercial) "Introducing EZ butter, the fast, easy and safe way to cut-",Jack: HELL YES! "your butter everyday",Infomercial kid: "That's totally awesome",Jack: That actually is awesome.,Infomercial dad: "That is amazing.",Voice over: "Just open the top slide in your butter or margarine and give a simple click.",Oh, man. It's gonna make dinner time and bedroom time a whole lot easier.,If you want some lube for those mashed potaters,just go on up and EZ butter your asshole baby. It's time to get wild.,I also love that they're sitting around the kitchen table and they're just like,*click noise*,Wow, that's great. You use it now dad,*click noise*,That's awesome!,We're a real family and not paid aCTORRSS!,(Voice over) "With a perfect pat size everytime- guaranteed.,So you'll never have to take out the knife and the greasy butter dish-",Jack: Not ye- Oh God- LOO- OHH..Look at that! Somebody already had the butter up their ass!,And they tried to put it back at the kitchen table to pretend like no one knew but,mMmMm, I can smell it. That's wrong!,Also, I thought the problem was that the,putting the butter ONTO the bread was the issue you were a fucking idiot you,broke everything. Getting the butter out of the container wasn't the problem.,For that one, at least.,(Voice over) "Just squeeze and you prep your pans in seconds! And that makes it super for sandwiches,,perfect for potatoes-",Jack: Wow.,"Great on your greens-",Okay, if you're gonna be eating your greens anyway,,please do not slather your greens in butter.,If you're gonna be eating the greens, eat the greens. They're delicious on their own.,They're gonna make you feel good and healthy, please don't slather them in butter.,We already have an overweight problem in this world.,Come on, EZ butter!,(Voice over) "And only EZ butter has a built-in measuring system with exactly four slices per tablespoon.,So, it's great for baking!",Jack: I...Don't know what that means.,"...as your kitchen stays cleaner." Jack: 4 slices per tablespoon?,"...EZ Butter goes right back into your fridge until next time.",Jack: Whoo, I can't wait to butter my muffins!,Wait, that sounds weirdly sexual. *laughs adorably*,"And kids absolutely love it.",Infomercial kid: "I LOVE BUTTER!",*Jack laughs his ass off *,I love butter, Dad!,Can't squeeze it myself because of my stupid baby hands, but I love butter!,(Voice over) "So stop the overcut, the undercut, the knife stickers.",Jack: Just make it stop! (Voice over) the Crumb Flicker,Make it stop! Make this butter monstrosity end,(Jack, in dramatic movie voice) Coming soon to a theater near you-,THE BUTTERNING: Half a Slice,(Normal Jack) or actually four slices per tablespoon.,"Just enjoy the simple pleasure of having a perfectly measured pat of butter every time.",Just enjoy the simple pleasure of a heart attack. *devolves into giggling*,THE BUTTERNING...,...I can get double fat for ten dollars?,Why would you even put it on anything? You guys are all missing the point of this thing,Why are you squeezing it

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Takeoff - Casper (Official Video)

Takeoff - Casper (Official Video)

♪♪♪,WHAT DO I WANT TO DO TODAY?,808 MAFIA,UM,THAT BOY CASSIUS,♪ BAD BITCH (BAD) ♪,♪ SMALL WAIST, PRETTY FACE (PRETTY) ♪,♪ HAVIN' MY WAY (HAVIN, HAVIN) ♪,♪ SHE LET ME NUT ON HER FACE (BAUGH) ♪,♪ STAY IN YOUR PLACE (STAY IN YOUR) ♪,♪ SHUT UP AND STAY OUT THE WAY (SHUT UP) ♪,♪ DECIDED WHAT I'M GONNA DO TODAY (WHAT?) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ I WANNA LOOK AT THE STARS TODAY (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ THINKIN BOUT COPPIN THAT DON TODAY (SKRRT) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (TAKEOFF) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE LIKE I'M FROM THE BAY (BAY) ♪,♪ YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BAE ♪,♪ BETTER OFF DOIN' WHAT SIMON SAY (SAY) ♪,♪ THEY MAD 'CAUSE I COPPED THE WRAITH ♪,♪ POLICE THEY LOOK AT MY LICENSE PLATE (12) ♪,♪ THEY LOOK AT MY JEWELRY ♪,♪ WHEN I HOP OUT, ♪,♪ START SINGIN' "AMAZING GRACE" (GRACE) ♪,♪ THE FEAST WE EAT ♪,♪ BEFORE WE JUMP IN ♪,♪ MY NIGGA WE GOTTA SAY GRACE (GOT TO) ♪,♪ MY GRANDMAMA GONE BUT CAN'T BE REPLACED (NO) ♪,♪ JENNA, SHE PAVED THE WAY (JENNA LOU) ♪,♪ I'M TURNIN' THE PAGE ON NIGGAS (TURNIN') ♪,♪ I WAITED DAYS, REMEMBER? (WAITED) ♪,♪ BEEN HAD THAT FAME ON THE SIDE OF MY HOOD ♪,♪ SWEAR IT COULDN'T CHANGE A NIGGA (HOW?) ♪,♪ YOU NIGGAS ARE SLOW (SLOW) ♪,♪ I CAN BEAT YOU RUNNIN' BACKWARDS (BACKWARDS) ♪,♪ THE WAY I GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE SEEN CASPER (WHERE) ♪,♪ NO I AIN'T GON' HIDE THE K ♪,♪ CAUSE I KNOW I'M WHO THEY AFTER (FUCKIN BASTARD) ♪,♪ HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE A FEATURE? ♪,♪ EXTRA TWENTY IF YOU ASKIN, GOTTA TAX 'EM ♪,♪ BAD BITCH (BAD) ♪,♪ SMALL WAIST, PRETTY FACE (PRETTY) ♪,♪ HAVIN MY WAY (HAVIN, HAVIN) ♪,♪ SHE LET ME NUT ON HER FACE (BAUGH) ♪,♪ STAY IN YOUR PLACE (STAY IN YOUR) ♪,♪ SHUT UP AND STAY OUT THE WAY (SHUT UP) ♪,♪ DECIDED WHAT I'M GONNA DO TODAY (WHAT?) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ I WANNA LOOK AT THE STARS TODAY (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ THINKIN' 'BOUT COPPIN' THAT DON TODAY (SKRRT) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (TAKEOFF) ♪,♪ I LET HER RIDE THE WRAITH (C'MON) ♪,♪ BUT SHE WANNA RIDE THE FACE (MAH) ♪,♪ AIN'T GIVE HER THE CAR ♪,♪ BUT I GAVE HER 30K ♪,♪ SO SHE CAN SLIDE AND SLAY (SLAY) ♪,♪ THESE NIGGAS BE TALKIN' 'BOUT DOUBLE R ROLLS ♪,♪ BUT THAT IS 2008 (C'MON) ♪,♪ BEEP, BEEP, DOUBLE R BACKIN UP ♪,♪ GET OUT THE WAY (GET OUT) ♪,♪ RECLININ SEATS (RECLINE), PRESSIN ONE BUTTON ♪,♪ MASSAGIN ME (MASSAGE ME) ♪,♪ I RIDE WITH HEAT (RIDE) ♪,♪ FOR ALL OF MY NIGGAS DECEASED (DIED) ♪,♪ THE PINEAPPLE SCOTTI, IT REEK (EW) ♪,♪ GELATO BISCOTTI, IT STINK (EW) ♪,♪ FUCK 12, NIGGA FAST ON FEET (FUCK 12) ♪,♪ CARTEL GET THE BAG DIRT CHEAP (CARTEL) ♪,♪ GOT GAS BUT THE TANK ON E (GAS) ♪,♪ NO FLASH, BUT THE ICE ON FLEEK (NO FLASH) ♪,♪ WALKIN' OUT WITH THE BAG AND RECEIPT (WALKIN' OUT) ♪,♪ NO CLOUT, ALL FACTS WHEN I SPEAK (MO CLOUT) ♪,♪ WHITE WRAITH WITH THE RED AND BLACK SEATS (WRAITH) ♪,♪ PULLIN' UP LIKE A FALCON WITH ME (PULLIN' UP) ♪,♪ SHE GON' FAINT WHEN SHE SEE THE DOUBLE R (HUH) ♪,♪ WHEN SHE FIND OUT CASPER WITH ME (CASPER) ♪,♪ BAD BITCH (BAD) ♪,♪ SMALL WAIST, PRETTY FACE (PRETTY) ♪,♪ HAVIN MY WAY (HAVIN, HAVIN) ♪,♪ SHE LET ME NUT ON HER FACE (BAUGH) ♪,♪ STAY IN YOUR PLACE (STAY IN YOUR) ♪,♪ SHUT UP AND STAY OUT THE WAY (SHUT UP) ♪,♪ DECIDED WHAT I'M GONNA DO TODAY (WHAT?) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ I WANNA LOOK AT THE STARS TODAY (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH ♪,♪ THINKIN BOUT COPPIN THAT DON TODAY (SKRRT) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (GHOST) ♪,♪ I'MA GHOST RIDE THE WRAITH (TAKEOFF) ♪,♪♪♪

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GORDON RAMSAY CALL OUT UNCLE ROGER!

GORDON RAMSAY CALL OUT UNCLE ROGER!

"这一定会把罗杰叔叔逼疯",什么?,"我在用平底锅 而他喜欢用炒锅做菜","但相信我 我去印尼的次数比他多多了",戈登拉姆塞这是在挑衅罗杰叔叔吗?,侄子侄女们 你们听过我的嗨呀播客了吗?,因为在最新一期节目中,罗杰叔叔会给你们提供约会小贴士哦,我知道很多侄子侄女们都是寂寞单身狗,先看完这个视频,等会去嗨呀播客学习,点击信息栏中的链接吧,"我最喜欢的一些美食来自亚洲各地的小吃摊","今天的节目 我将带你去到美丽的印度尼西亚","你准备好在10分钟内吃到美味的亚洲炒面吗?",印尼面条,戈登打算做印尼炒面,那是印度尼西亚的炒面,"奥斯卡,镜头朝下拍","漂亮的面条 乌冬面",什么,什么?,他说什么?,"漂亮的面条 乌冬面",乌冬面是日本的啊 嗨呀,做印尼炒面 用鸡蛋面就行了,或者更简单的方法,你可以炒营多方便面,那样可以做出超级正宗的印尼炒面,印尼炒面是非常灵活的一道菜,什么都可以放进去炒,侄子侄女们 记得吗,戈登做的蛋炒饭很成功,他获得了戈登叔叔的称号,但后来他搞砸了拉面,所以罗杰叔叔撤销了他叔叔的头衔,看看他今天是否能重新成为戈登叔叔,"我们会用到片状的培根",培根?,用培根有点奇怪,让我们看看他是怎么用培根,"它的香气很棒","把它切成大块","印度尼西亚的街头食品令人难以置信","有时你吃到的街头美食比你在餐厅里吃的食物还美味","就是那么好吃",是的 印尼的街头美食相当美味,不仅限于印度尼西亚,如果你去杰米奥利弗的餐厅,当你品尝到他餐厅里的食物后,你会意识到街上的垃圾食品也比他餐厅里菜更好吃,情感攻击!,"放入培根","加入培根能让炒面口感更丰富",我想他是想用培根来代替猪油,也许在西方国家很难找到猪油,所以戈登用培根作弊,但是戈登 印度尼西亚的大多数人都是穆斯林啊,他们不能吃培根的嗨呀,也许戈登用的培根是清真的,侄子侄女们,只要你用心改变 任何食材都可以成为清真食品,即使是烟熏猪肉,"这清真吗?",烟熏猪肉清真吗?,是的,"酱汁","别做太多酱汁",酱汁很重要,"我喜欢辣一点的酱汁 酸味重一点的","放入蒜泥",蒜泥 很好,"姜",姜 很好,"这能为炒面带来更多的香气","加入一些红糖",红糖?,"甜甜的红糖","一些七味辣椒粉",七味辣椒粉也是日本的 嗨呀,"酱油和红糖二比一",酱油 很好,戈登也是凭感觉倒酱油的 太棒了!,你可以看出他一定是个好厨师,他是凭感觉倒酱油的,顺便 用酱油和红糖很正确,因为在印尼炒面里 最重要的元素是,甜酱油,戈登知道在西方国家很难买到甜酱油,所以他自己做,不错 不错,请记住 在亚洲菜的烹饪里,不要用白糖,那是给没有文化的人的用的,"酱油和红糖二比一","好的","满满地倒上","三汤匙的酱油",三汤匙?,嘴上说三汤匙 结果他倒了半瓶酱油 嗨呀,"一汤匙的蚝油",蚝油,罗杰叔叔希望你能用虾膏,但罗杰叔叔知道,虾酱是白人的氪石,会把白人吓死 因为他们无法承受虾膏的香气,只有亚洲人可以接受虾膏的味道,这是亚洲人的特权,如果你有白人朋友上门做客却迟迟不走,直接用微波炉加热虾膏就行了,他们马上就滚蛋了,"酱油和红糖二比一","一汤匙的蚝油","一茶匙香菜粉",到目前为止 戈登都是凭感觉撒香料的,戈登 那为什么你身后还放着厨房秤?,为什么?是不是因为奈吉拉用它来称重她的白色粉末?,"酱汁美味的不可思议","我喜欢做这个酱汁",戈登 你为什么要用打蛋器?,打蛋器是最糟糕的厨房用具,侄子侄女们,你们有过把打蛋器塞进抽屉的经历吗?,放进去的后果是什么? 厨房的抽屉打不开了 嗨呀,打蛋器会把你的抽屉搞坏,不要用打蛋器,真正的亚洲方法是,你想搅拌什么东西吗?,就用筷子来搅拌吧,用筷子,"往这儿拍","看看 脂肪从培根出来了",如果你的摄像师出现在视频中,你搞砸了,看看他后面的背景,放的全是戈登自己的烹饪书,我看戈登挺自恋的嘛,"尝尝看味道","哇","很美味","我要多加点酱油","加入浓香的酱油味",又是靠感觉倒,做饭时一定要尝尝味道,"酱汁很赞 很浓 没有太稀","每一口都充满着美妙的亚洲风味",美妙的亚洲风味,听起来污污的,罗杰叔叔喜欢,我要对所有的新阿姨候选人说这句话,抱歉了 孩子们,嗨阿姨 你怎么样?,你想尝一口美妙的亚洲风味吗?,但说真的 美妙的亚洲风味听起来很模糊 因为亚洲非常大,亚洲风味是什么?没人知道它到底什么味道,这就好比说 "你应该尝尝这个酱",它尝起来非常黑人,或者"你应该试试这种食物 它尝起来很白人",这句倒是可以理解的,"脆脆的培根","鸡蛋","在平坦的表面上敲开 放入锅中",哇 这很厉害哦,很好,单手打碎鸡蛋,就像单手解开胸罩一样,都是生活中需要掌握的重要技能,"奥斯卡 快来拍 重新把平底锅放到炉上","用打蛋器的顶端",这是什么啊 嗨呀,倒回去 看到了吗?,这和炒面有什么关系,看起来像白人的早餐 鸡蛋和培根,看起来像是英国人宿醉后会吃的东西,哪里像印尼炒面了?,"把鸡蛋捣碎","搅碎鸡蛋",你可能以为罗杰叔叔会说,"嗨呀 不要在不粘锅里使用金属用具",但是戈登的锅具很特殊,它虽然是不粘锅 但你可以在里面使用金属哦 超级酷,罗杰叔叔是怎么知道的呢?因为我最近与戈登见面了,我的梦想成真啦,戈登送给我一口他的特别炒锅,戈登 非常感谢你,看 这就是戈登送我的炒锅,你看 我把它放在这里 非常方便,当别人问罗杰叔叔,你的炒锅在哪儿?,我回答:"就在这儿呢",内层是不粘材质,但你可以在里面使用金属勺子,看到了吗?,在不粘锅中使用金属,就像是说一些关于海伦阿姨的好话一样,感觉很不对劲,"拿出面条","把面条放在鸡蛋上",终于放面条了,"太棒了","把它们压在鸡蛋和培根上面",不要直接用手 会烫到的啊,"再加点调料","七味辣椒粉",又是七味辣椒粉,七味辣椒粉是戈登的味精吗?嗨呀,为什么要用这么多次七味辣椒粉啊 戈登,用普通的辣椒粉就可以了 不需要那么花哨,"稍微炒焦一些 非常好","加入一些 亚洲蔬菜",亚洲绿 罗杰叔叔就是这么称呼钱的,刀工很好,"它的叶子很好吃",好吃?,不不不 所有蔬菜尝起来都很忧伤,"扔进锅里","这一定会把罗杰叔叔逼疯",什么?,相信我,你明知道这会让我生气 你还这样做?,"我在用平底锅 而他喜欢用炒锅做菜","但相信我 我去印尼的次数比他多多了",戈登拉姆塞这是在挑衅罗杰叔叔吗?,"但相信我 我去印尼的次数比他多多了",去印尼这么多次有用吗?,你还是用错了面条啊 嗨呀,戈登 不是每个人都像你一样有钱啊,可以飞到各处旅游,等罗杰叔叔有了钱 我也要去印尼,也许我会在那里做我的脱口秀巡演,侄子侄女们 你们觉得呢?,如果你想让罗杰叔叔去印度尼西亚演出,请留言,"大葱","这样斜着切",好的,"放进锅里","放在上面 非常漂亮","再加些香菜","再加些豆芽","把豆芽撒进去",印尼炒面和蛋炒饭一样,所有食材都需要提前准备好 然后一起放进去炒,他做得很好,"开大火","加点盐","开始搅拌","好好地翻炒一下",好的,看到了吗?这就是为什么你需要用炒锅,平底锅里食材太多了,食物没有足够的空间移动啦,"奥斯卡往下拍 看看这个","培根带来脆脆的口感",看看 所有的食材都堆积到一起了 嗨呀,戈登 你以前可是炒锅渣男 你有那么多的炒锅,发生了什么?你现在只有这么一个平底锅,就用炒锅吧 何苦为难自己呢,"炒面很快成型了","诱人的炒面",太拥挤了,看到他平底锅了吗? 拥挤不堪,"一看就非常好吃!在出锅之前",他的平底锅比日本的地铁还拥挤 嗨呀,"罗杰叔叔仔细看好了","拿起酱汁",好吧,我在看,"酱汁","里面用到了新鲜的姜和蒜 还有酱油","再翻炒一下",叫我看什么?,你只是把酱汁撒在炒面上,哇塞,太令人兴奋了,让我肾上腺素飙升,我不知道我的心脏是否能承受这种程度的刺激,在炒面上撒酱汁?!,"如果酱汁倒太多 会把面泡软的","倒入足够包裹面条的酱汁就足够了","而不是被酱汁浸软的面条","没有什么比坨掉的面条更糟糕的了",嗨呀 戈登怎么知道我前妻离开的真正原因,侄子们,你有没有煮出过坨掉的面,你看着面条 想着:"嗨呀 为什么你这么弱?",为什么这么弱?,"继续翻炒","看看炒面的颜色 请奥斯卡朝下拍","往下拍 罗杰叔叔睁开眼睛看看它有多美味",睁开我的眼睛?戈登 我一直睁着眼睛啊,就因为我是亚洲人 我的眼睛小,并不意味着我闭着眼睛 懂?,"辣椒 生姜","关火","开始装盘","大大方方的煮了一锅","不可思议 香极了","老实说","这不够两个人或者三人吃的","完成了","太棒了","这就是现象级的印度尼西亚的街头美味",哇 戈登 它看起来不错哦,而且在10分钟内完成,好快啊,最令人印象深刻的是他的自制甜酱油,罗杰叔叔做的话 会加点虾膏,一些香油 当然还有味精,但是呢 我还是不能把叔叔的头衔还给你,因为你用了乌冬面 嗨呀,这次比拉面视频强多了,我承认,但是啊 戈登 你曾是炒锅渣男,你的炒锅去哪儿了?,你把最后一口炒锅送给了罗杰叔叔吗?,因为我可以把它还给你 不用担心 和我说一声就行了,继续做炒锅渣男吧,平底锅渣男听起来不好听,如果你家里有打蛋器 把它扔了,把它送给你的仇人,打蛋器一定会把ta家的抽屉弄坏的,阿姨来呀,来尝尝美妙的亚洲风味,用一只手打碎鸡蛋,就像用一只手解开胸罩一样,是生活中需要熟练掌握的技能,何苦为难自己 不让自己用炒锅呢,我的侄子们,你想吃到硬硬的面条吗?,而不要软塌塌的面条,嗨呀 为什么这么软?,我不知道我在做什么,我想看到特写的镜头,颜色看起来不错,但罗杰叔叔无法判断面条是煮过头了还是没煮熟,就像是潘多拉的炒锅,侄子侄女们 听着,约会就像是面试一样,你得说谎才能获得工作,我说的对吧,当你和男人或者女人约会的时候,藏好你疯狂的那面,不要在第一次约会发疯,等到在一起的第五年再展现你的疯狂,如果你能掩盖你的疯狂长达五年 对方就逃不掉了,等到对方发现你疯狂的本质后 已经有房有孩子 对方跑不掉了,那样你就能拥有幸福的婚姻

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Buju Banton - Blessed

Buju Banton - Blessed

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these rich kids are lying to you

these rich kids are lying to you

all of this deception and shenanigans,for what's a pretty mediocre finance app,that's it that's my intro,hey everybody you're watching small,entertainment and today we are talking,about the allegedly fraudulent app oops,and their marketing scheme of sorts on,Tick Tock now I say allegedly because I,don't want to get sued I honestly have,no idea if they have the money to sue me,so it may be irrelevant stop me if,you've seen this video on Tick Tock,here's how I spent my fifteen thousand a,month allowance as a college student in,New York City how I budget my 15K month,allowance is 18 year old student I don't,like living on campus so I rent I drink,at least one coffee a day I eat out,every day and always pay for my friends,I love shopping I always have the,renting a test for taking Ubers and last,time spending too much money at Trader,Joe's now obviously a video with a,premise like that gets people fired up,especially on tick toss video got a lot,of stitches Duets reactions I remember,seeing other videos from the same girl I,didn't remember what the screen name was,but I remember these videos from the,same girl and the way that these videos,are all structured is it's like what a,tech Billionaire's daughter spends in,one week or something like that and then,it goes into this person showing what,they spend in a week using the oops app,without fail the comment section what,app is this it's the oops app does not,tag oops app does not have oops app in,the caption but every single video,almost without fail comes back to the,oops app regardless of what it is it's,some form of an advertisement for the,oops app the 15K a month allowance video,came from the Venus Maslow Tick Tock,account yes I have notes I was tracking,this I I I'm Charlie Day with the with,the map string on the wall and all of it,I I've cracked it I've cracked the code,now uh in my investigation I have found,at least six,six individual Tick Tock accounts now,one of them is inactive there's no,videos but it's the same profile picture,same name type of thing so it's mostly,five okay but there's technically six,that I have so far found associated with,this app of this trend all the same,people or at least the same two sisters,and then one blonde girl and then one,dude and then probably more people as,well but these are the four main people,that I'm seeing I clicked on the Venus,account and I was like you know what I,gotta find these other videos because I,think this could be a good YouTube video,to investigate this and talk about you,know how this isn't okay it's a,violation of the FPC guidelines for,Content creation and advertising in,general and so I was like okay I'm gonna,start looking and then I realized,the rich kid series that I was familiar,with were not on this account there was,other things on this account that we can,talk about for example um the most,recent four videos on that page were all,the same content with the same guy uh it,was like uh what a business major spends,what an econ student spends and it was,all the same meat of the video but the,intro was different and the captions,were different asking ivy league,students about their money this is how,much an econ major spends in the month,interviewing random people on the street,hello it's how much a finance major,spends in the week photography's on Elon,Musk Steve Jobs Peter 2 Adderall and,vitamin protein powder new Mac coffee,subscription the weekend trip to Boston,I was like okay where's the rest of,these videos but I remember the word,Rich King so I searched rich kids in,Tick Tock set it through the last month,because that's when I remember seeing,the videos within the last month or two,and I found the college with Emilia,account I was confused by this because I,was like okay this is the other girl,because in someone Venus Maslow's videos,there was a girl who looked very similar,to her but I was convinced it was not,the same person and I don't know if that,was my own mental health being like that,is two different people my face,blindness acting up or that is the same,person her hair is just different and,it's not the same person in my brain no,it was two different girls okay but they,both had the same accent that type of,thing very similar they're sisters okay,at the very least I think they're,actually sisters and there's two girls,on this account as well the whereas on,the other Venus Maslow account there was,only a few videos that had the the one,girl that has the longer hair one of,them has shorter more bleached hair and,the other one has like longer blonde,hair this same thing happened on the,Venus account as well where some of the,older videos are like here's how to save,money like legitimate Financial advice,it's the weirdest thing I don't know if,it was just like a way to get,categorized as Finance going to 8am,classic class after three mental,breakdowns and zero dollars in my bank,account so this first video I thought,because when I first watched it I didn't,remember seeing this

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Bebe Rexha - Baby, I'm Jealous (feat. Doja Cat) [Official Music Video]

Bebe Rexha - Baby, I'm Jealous (feat. Doja Cat) [Official Music Video]

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Omens Above | Critical Role | Campaign 3, Episode 19

Omens Above | Critical Role | Campaign 3, Episode 19

MATT: Hello, everyone, and welcome,to tonight's episode of Critical Role,where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors,sit around and play Dragons & Dragons.,ALL: We play Dungeons & Dragons!,MATT: Biff the timing on the intro.,(laughter),MATT: But yes, welcome.,Before we get into our episode tonight,we do have some announcements to get through,beginning with our sponsor for tonight,,which is not on this list here.,SAM: Thorum. MATT: Thorum!,There we go. I found it, Thorum, Sam,,go ahead and take it away. SAM: Tonight's sponsor,is Thorum, T-H-O-R-U-M,,makers of unique wedding bands,,handcrafted out of everything from meteorite,to whiskey barrel, all true. (oohing),SAM: Right? Made right here in the USA,,Thorum has been making rings for 10 years,and takes pride in their amazing customer service,,quality, and original designs.,Each purchase includes a free silicone--,Oh, I don't have them. A free silicone activity band,and a wooden ring box. This is not wooden,or a ring box. And they make the process easy,by offering ring sizers--,LAURA: Ooh!,SAM: So you can size yourself at home.,LAURA: You can also wear them as rings.,SAM: Yep. Sure. LAURA: Because they're so fancy.,SAM: So, whether you need a wedding ring,,anniversary ring, or a ring that just looks awesome,,head over to thorum.com and use promo code Criticalrole.,There's a lot of talking over here,,but it's okay, I'm going to focus.,Use code Criticalrole to get 20% off,a truly unique ring.,They are unique, but they're also romantic.,Now, one of the most romantic stories I've ever heard,is how Travis proposed to Laura back in 2010.,Now, our audience might not be familiar with the story,,so tonight we're going to share it,using Thorum rings as featured props.,Now, Travis and Laura get embarrassed,about their lovey-doveyness,,so for this dramatization, Liam and Ashley,will be playing the soon-to-be Willinghams.,TRAVIS: No! SAM: To set the--,LAURA: This is why you wouldn't let us see the copy!,SAM: Yes. (laughter),SAM: To set the stage, the year is 2010,and Laura and Travis have just gone,on a spectacular date.,ASHLEY: Hoo doggy, Laura, a double feature,of "Jonah Hex"-- TRAVIS: Are you me?!,ASHLEY: And M. Night Shyamalan's,"The Last Airbender.",What a rootin' tootin' night at the movies.,(laughter),LIAM: This date has been perfect, Travis.,TRAVIS: Oh my god.,LIAM: Book shopping at Borders,,dinner at Ruby Tuesdays,,and thanks for picking up-- LAURA: Ruby Tuesdays!,LIAM: -- that charger at RadioShack.,(laughter),LIAM: I wanted to take a self photo of us,to remember this amazing night.,(laughter),ASHLEY: Ooh!,Whoa, is that an Apple iPad?,LIAM: Uh-huh, first of its kind, say cheese!,Click. SAM: It's 2010, guys.,Okay. TRAVIS: We didn't have those,in the day.,LIAM: Oh, I wish I could apply,some sort of filter to this picture,and instantly share it on social media,,but unfortunately, no such,instant photo sharing site exists.,(laughter),MATT: Unfortunate? ASHLEY: You know, Button Butt,,which is my actual pet name for you,,we're both like 22 now, and...,And I love you so hard.,(laughter),ASHLEY: Have you ever thought about our future?,LIAM: Sure, Spanky Pants,,which is my legitimate pet name for you,,I have dreams.,My agent just sent an audition,for something called "The Last of Us,",and thinks I've got a real shot,at the lead role, Ellie.,(laughter) ASHLEY: Ooh!,And I totally nailed my audition for Joel,,but I'm not talking career goals.,Lord knows I'm not a business-savvy man.,LIAM: Oh! What an understatement.,You, Travis Willingham, making business decisions?,Ridiculous! ASHLEY: Ha ha ha.,LIAM: You're an actor, not a CEO!,(laughter) ASHLEY and LIAM: Ha ha ha.,ASHLEY: Babe, I'm talking about more serious stuff.,I was watching my favorite brand new TV show, "Glee,",and I realized I don't ever want to stop believing,in our relationship, Pinky Pie. TRAVIS: Am I like that?,(laughter),LIAM: Oh, Pookie Lamb, I feel the same way.,ASHLEY: Oh...,SAM: Where is it, where is it?,The ring!,ASHLEY: That's why, with this custom-made,,Thorin wedding band, I'd like to ask you--,SAM: Thorum.,ASHLEY: To be my gol'durn wife.,LAURA: Thorum.,Thorum wedding band.,ASHLEY: What'd I say? SAM: Thorin.,It was in the prompter wrong.,ASHLEY: Sorry, I'm thinking,Thorin Oakenshield, SAM: No, I wrote it wrong.,ASHLEY: It's my bad.,LIAM: Pretend to cry!,ASHLEY: (sobbing),LIAM: Travis Ashley Parker Angel Willingham,,are you sobbing like a bebe?,ASHLEY: Yes, I am.,I cry every time I'm with you,because I'm so in touch with my feelings!,LIAM: You're such a sensitive soft boy, and I love you.,ASHLEY: So, you're saying?,LIAM: Yes, Travis, yes, I will marry you,,a thousand times yes!,Just as long as you promise,we won't do any nerdy stuff ever.,(laughter),ASHLEY: That is a promise.,Yee-haw!,(laughter),LIAM: And scene.,SAM: Yes! That's how it went down.,100% accurate.,So, go to thorum.com and use promo code CRITICALROLE,to get 20% off a ring for your romantic occasions.,Matt, back to you.,TRAVIS: Oh. MARISHA:

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The Howling Mines | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 6

The Howling Mines | Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN | Episode 6

MATT: 大家好,欢迎收看今集 Critical Role,,我们这群阿宅声优坐下来玩《龙与地下城》。,TRAVIS: 耶,没错!,MATT: 看来有人收到《鲁保罗变装皇后秀》的邀请函了。,LIAM: 这就像所有人都站在码头上喊: 「三二一,跳!」,,却只有 Travis 跳了下去。,MATT: 就是吧,但勇气可嘉。欢迎各位!趁我们开始今集游戏前,,先让我们来做些公布。首其一,今个星期再度回归,从今个剧本开始,陪伴我们左右的顶呱呱拍档和赞助商,D&D Beyond!无论你是主持人,或玩家,这都是一个对你跑团的绝佳《龙与地下城》工具。,Sam,你要为此说几句吗?,SAM: 嗨!嘿,我们本周的拍档是 D&D Beyond,是 www.dndbeyond.com。他们想邀请,各位 Critter 去看看 D&D Beyond 每月的最新研发动态和问答环节《And Beyond》。,D&D Beyond 产品主任 Adam Bradford 会在节目中分享团队最新的研发项目,,以及回答社群的问题。下一次实况直播会在明天,2 月 16 日下午 11 时 ⋯⋯,不 ⋯⋯ 太平洋时区上午 11 时举行。请前往 twitch.tv/dndbeyond 收看。,为庆祝新节目登场,我今晚将送出一份大礼。这是个所有人都能参加的比赛,,规则如下:利用 D&D Beyond,你要设计出一个角色,马上,是一个三级的角色,,任何类型也行,开始!,MARISHA: 在我们的应用程式吗?,LAURA: 啥? !要花很长时候欸!,SAM:(节奏紧凑的计时器倒数音乐),MARISHA: 给我等等,它正在擦新!你该早跟我们说一下!,SAM:(唱)D&D&D&D Beyond。 D&D Beyond! D&D!,LAURA: 成了!,TALIESIN: 啊,妈的!,SAM: 什么?我未看到。有了。她弄好了。,LAURA 和 TALIESIN: 我做到了!,LIAM: Sphincter,Sphincter,Sphincter! (译: 括约肌),SAM: 呃,你们猜?我不知道怎样判定才好了!,LAURA: 我有 138 点生命值?,SAM: 哇塞!等等,是三级的角色来吗?不,她可是 15 级!,TALIESIN: Callous,25 点生命值!全都好了,都在这里!,SAM: 好吧,Taliesin 胜出。看到要在 D&D Beyond 上创建一个新角色是多容易吗?,TALIESIN: 是一个土元素裔三级魔血猎人。,SAM: 我给你一个提示。你的奖品就贴在我的杯子上。,TALIESIN: 不要了吧。,等等,等等,等等!别,留着!把它放回去,我想亲手来。,SAM: 你在干啥?,TALIESIN: 拿起来,拿起来,拿起来。,(笑),MARISHA: 你是 ⋯⋯,TRAVIS: 你按随机创建你的角色。,SAM: 你们都看到有多容易了吧?我们所有人在短短 25 秒内弄了一个角色出来!,LAURA: 这个我刚用随机创建的新角色是超炫的说。,TALIESIN: 我也真心挺满意这个角色。,LIAM: 哎呀,我现在不想要 Sphincter 出现在 Caleb 旁边了!,SAM: 等等,你当真把它命名为 Sphincter?,LIAM: 是啊。这正是我为他改的名字!这就是我最多能做到的了!删除。噢,Caleb 也没了。,TRAVIS: 你的名字是什么? Panalanalam ⋯⋯ Pana ⋯⋯,MARISHA: Panlanann。,TRAVIS: 这个名字有四个 N。,MARISHA: 我是 Panlanann,木半精灵魔血猎人!,SAM: 你的呢,Talieisn?,TALEISIN: Callous。,SAM: Callous?你的呢,Laura?,LAURA: 我的叫 Alight,15 级的火元素裔。,SAM: 她的名字是 Alight?,LAURA: Alight。,TRAVIS: 我的是 Eomita Deephollow,是轻足半身人战士。,MARISHA: 哇塞,我的属性很牛。我有敏捷 5 和感知 4。真可惜。,MATT: 我们可以下个剧本用这些角色啊。,TRAVIS: 别,别,别!别!,MARISHA: 等等,你也有很牛的属性啊!,TRAVIS: 这是因为我很棒。,MARISHA: 你看这些有多狗屎!,TRAVIS: 你惨了。,MATT: 谢谢你,Sam。恭喜,Taliesin。还有谢谢 D&D Beyond 当我们的赞作商。,以下一项温馨提示,如果你拥有一个 Amazon Prime 帐号,你可到一个 Twitch 频道,索取一个免费订阅,只需经你的 ⋯⋯ 对,你可以直接经 Twitch 索取!,把你的 Amazon Prime 帐号连上你的 Twitch 用户名,就可以免费订阅,任何一个频道一个月。要是你还未订阅,又想在自选影片 (VOD) ,上载到 Youtube 前收看影片,那就来订阅吧,没有任何附加费用。来看看。,Talks Machina ⋯⋯,LAURA: Sam,别在碰我的东西了。你看!他只掷到 1,1,全都是 1!,LIAM: 别闹了!,LAURA: 对不起。对不起,Matthew。,MATT: 没关系。我们还没开始,因此这也算是缓充吧。下周二太平洋时区晚上 7 时,有 Talks Machina。我们会在 Twitch 和 Project Alpha 上直播,我们的主持 ,Brian W. Foster 将会探讨今晚这一集所发生的剧情,下周二来看看吧。,上星期那一集的播客已上线供大家下载。如果你错过了上一集,,或是想在你驾驶或乘车期间收听,又或是你纯粹喜欢音频,来释放你的想像力,上周那集的播客现在已可供大家,从各大播客平台下载。你们还有其它重要宣布吗?,LIAM: 有一个临时插入的小公告。数周前,一名叫 Courtney 的 Critter ⋯⋯,如果我说错了什么还请见谅 ⋯⋯ 她发了一张正为 Caleb 而缝制领巾的照片,在推特,她还用了 #ScarvesForCaleb 的标签,然后就有人开始讨论这件事。,因为我觉得这个推文很棒,所以转推了推文。接着他们便有了一个主意,,去为 Caleb 制作更多的领巾,不是给我的,而是送去收容所的。送去流浪者之家、,送给退伍军人、给任何需要领巾、暖帽或手套的人。我觉得这实在是个非常好的主意,,而且此举让我很开心。这是一件美事,超爱,谢谢你们,别送我一大堆领巾。,将领巾送给有需要的人吧。我觉得这是一件很好的善事。,MATT: 真的很棒啊,超爱的。另外,826LA 是我们从节目一开始,便全力支持的慈善机构,已差不多有三年了。他们的工作很有意义。,如果你有机会献出你的时间,或者想捐款,又至少去看看他们的工作,,我十分推荐你们这样做。他们真的很出色,谢谢你们。除非其他人,有其它事情公布,我想是时候让我们开始今集,Critical Role。,MATT: 欢迎回来。你们实在太马虎了吧。欢迎回来。上回提及,,我们这班朋友们以 Dwendalian Empire 内其中一个大城市 Zadash ,作为你们的目的地,沿着 Amber Road 向北方前进。在路上,,你们经过了一团商队,花了一个晚上在树林中,在林中找到一群,水牛似的野生动物。你们第二天继续往北,即使日落西山也一直赶路,,希望到达前往 Zadash 必经的农业小镇 Alfield 才憩息下来。,可是,当你们发觉小镇东面的建筑物开始起火,你们便加快脚步,,赶往小镇。沿途看着不少镇上的居民慌忙落跑和惊呼求救。,看来小镇正受到某种袭击。抵达小镇时,你们知道了,不少建筑物被一班豺狼人侵袭时酿成火灾。你们立即被带到,Watchmaster Bryce,他提出为每对带回来的豺狼人耳朵付钱给你们。,你们加入战斗,成功杀了不少敌人。可是看来它们还是带走了不少战利品,,当中包括多具尸体和一班生还的居民。这些都被拖进,这个月黑风高,漫天硝烟的夜色之中。回去报告时,你们几个都已是瘀瘀青青,,伤痕累累的样子。在这个危机过后的晚上,Feed and Mead Tavern 承包了,你们一晚食宿。你们还被告知,要是有兴趣帮助小镇面对目前的难关,,以赚取更多酬劳,请到 Broad Barn 去找 Bryce。,所有人: The Broad Barn。,LAURA: 原来这就是我为什么写下了 Broad Barn。,MATT: 这就是原因。,LIAM: 我写的是「Rod Barn」。,MATT: 那是个完全不同的地方。你们一伙全逼在Feed and Meed 楼上的,同一个房间里。所有人都累透了,倒头便昏睡过去,睡了一整夜,,于是你们所有人都做了一个长休。生命值回满,所有技能也恢复过来。,一股不适的晨间热气袭来,在这个小小的房间里,多个温热的身体,凑在一个非常逼又不太通风的空间,再加上早上这段有些湿闷的时间,把你们唤醒过来。你们都来伸展一下酸痛的肌肉,才决定新一天,去达成什么状举。你们想怎么做?,LAURA: 你们今天想做什么?,TRAVIS: 那张床真不讨喜。,LAURA: 我喜欢啊。,TRAVIS: 满硬的。,MARISHA: 你该在地上睡睡看。承托力其实挺不错的。,TALIESIN: 对你的背部挺好的,当真。,TRAVIS: 你有用靠枕,还是你什么都没有就睡在地上?,TALIESIN: 有靠枕。,(笑),TRAVIS: 你今早不用对你的刀祈祷什么吗?,TALIESIN: 不用,没事的。它们都会自己来。我只需要保持它们清洁就行。,TRAVIS: 对,我们之前有一晚同房,Molly 做了个仪式。我想这是他的习俗吧。,对,他是对他的刀做仪式。,TALIESIN: 我得照顾好它们,否则它们就会变没用的,这是理所当然了吧。,MARISHA: 自然而然。,LAURA: 要喂饲它们吗?,TALIESIN: 的确是要的,对。我要给它们喂些 ⋯⋯ 呃,情况有点复杂。,我不想说得太深入,但是我要不时用上我的血脉。事实上,既然我们,都一起旅行,我也不妨老实点,我那夜跟你说的并非,完全是实话。,TRAVIS: 别!停啊!,SAM: 你看起来多老实。,TALIESIN: 噢,你也是满腹子真话,是不?,LIAM: 血脉是什么意思?,TALIESIN: 我想是时候说实话了。我之前告诉你这对双刀是独一无二的,,要用我家族的血才能发动它们。我知道我也许提及过我祖先世代为,牧师,而且 ⋯⋯,MARISHA: 天呐,你是把你全家给杀了。,TALIESIN: 我没有杀了自己全家。,MARISHA: 喔嗯。别管我,继续吧。对不起。,TALIESIN: 我的家族其实谈不上是牧师,祭品会更为贴切。我们也许是偷了,这对刀就跑了。这也是我为什么一直面对官府的时候都想尽量保持低调一些。,TRAVIS: 嗯,我想问这是怕自己性命堪虞而落跑吗?,TALEISIN: 这已是很久很久以前的事,但我也不想遇上他们。,LAURA: 你们被用来祭奉什么神祇?,TALIESIN: 啊,我也说不清。那是我双亲那代的事,事情发生时我还没戒奶呢。,SAM: 这是说现在有一班流浪的牧师队正想把你找回去吗?,TALIESIN: 呃,希望不会吧。我想这都是陈年旧事了。,MARISHA: 老家在哪儿?这个你们当初偷东西的地方 ⋯⋯,TALIESIN: 我的双亲从来没提及过。应该在东方吧。,LIAM: 你是怎样从这个走到马戏团的?,TALIESIN: 呃,是有点乱七八糟的,只管我最后来到马戏团就是了。,我想当初我只想找个能憩息的地方吧?,LIAM: 满搞笑的你。你给了我一个答案,但你没有确实给我一个完整的答案。,TALIESIN: 那,我也没跟你这么熟。,MARISHA: 他一直以来都是这个样子。,TALIESIN: 这也得来点酒精才行吧。,TRAVIS: 我理解那种心情。尝试去找一个憩脚处,一片静土。,TALIESIN: 如是你想落跑但不想继续逃,马戏团是个好地方。,SAM: 你有其他亲族逃亡在外吗?,TALIESIN: 我没遇见过。,LA

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