I Bought The First 5 Things TikTok Ads Recommended To Me
(upbeat music),♪ This is Safiya's new intro song! ♪,- Hello friends, and
welcome to another video.,This week, I'm gonna be
buying the first five things,that TikTok ads recommend to me.,That's right, I'm gonna be giving TikTok,even more of my personal
information, a questionable move.,So, over the past few years,,we've done a few experiments
that involve buying products,from targeted ads across
social media platforms,,like Facebook, Instagram,
YouTube, and Snapchat,to see if their ad
algorithms and analytics,could match me to things I might like.,And a few months ago,,I finally relented and downloaded TikTok,,and lo and behold, there were
ads and abs, but mostly ads.,Now in general, TikTok has
actually become an environment,where companies and people interact a lot,,so I think a lot of businesses see TikTok,as a good marketing opportunity.,- Thank you Little Caesars,for the life size plush replica of me!,- And in terms
of the ads I've seen,,there's quite a wide variety.,(dramatic music),- I have been dreaming of
marriage with a rich girl.,- I've gotten ads for parks,,ads for like fake veneers and
ads for working for TikTok.,Some are for super small Etsy shops.,Some are for larger corporations.,Some play into TikTok trends,,or try to mimic the normal videos,you might see on your for you page,,and some are incredibly
low effort and confusing.,Like, what is this product,
and why is it so pixelated?,And I also know that other
people notice these ads as well,and can relate to getting blasted,by the same one for weeks on end.,- This is a plea to the
marketing people at HALARA.,Please, stop targeting me to
buy your mini tennis dress.,- Every time they open the app.,- Wow, I sure love my HALARA dress.,(sobs) It's, it's really cute!,- But TikTok does have a
very targeted algorithm.,I should know. I've been on
Edgar Allen Poe Tok before,,so maybe they do know best,,and maybe I will like
the things they show me.,So that's what we're gonna
do, buy the first five things,that TikTok ads recommend
to me and see how they do.,All right, so a couple of
quick disclaimers here.,One is that I'm gonna be
pretty much just ignoring,the first ad that comes up
right when you open the app,,because I usually find that
those are for movies, TV shows,or big companies like Credit Karma,,and I'm more interested in
their normal ad inventory,rather than the big banner ones,,which feel less targeted overall.,The other disclaimer is that
rather than just sitting,in one spot and just scrolling,until I get to all of the ads,,I'm gonna open the app up multiple times,throughout the day and
get my five ads that way,,just because that more closely replicates,the way I use TikTok on the daily,,compulsively opening the app,,scrolling through a few videos,,feeling guilty about wasting
time and then closing the app.,Alright, and with that,
let's ruin my algorithm.,Alright, so I've been scrolling,,and TikTok gave me a pretty good ad here.,This is an ad for Pizza
Hut's new limited edition,,streetwear line, Tastewear.,- They don't just sell pizza
anymore. They make streetwear.,And it's called Tastewear,
so let's get into it.,- Yes, that's right, Pizza
Hut made a track suit,,and they're advertising it to
me, which is weirdly targeted.,I am not necessarily the
world's biggest Pizza Hut fan,,but I am a huge fan of companies,doing weird PR things, including clothing.,KFC Crocs, sign me up.
Peeps Crocs, I'm there.,Pizza Hut parka, I mean, I have that.,I don't actually follow a
lot of brands on TikTok,,but I have posted a fair amount of videos,with weird clothing, including
the aforementioned Crocs,,so maybe that's what tipped them off.,So I am gonna get all of this
stuff, or as much as I can.,They have a jumpsuit that's inspired,by the plaid tablecloths
at Pizza Hut restaurants.,Then I'm gonna get their
T-shirt that is inspired,by their stained glass chandeliers,,and I'm also gonna get the slides.,They do also have a necklace,
which I'm gonna grab.,The pizza chain, oh I just
got that...pizza chain.,It's a pizza chain about the pizza chain,,Pizza Hut, pizza chain.,Two notes here, one is
that the iconic red cup,was sadly already sold out,,and also that this is not that cheap,,specifically, the track
suit is kind of expensive,,which I wouldn't really
expect from Pizza Hut,,but we're gonna get it anyways.,Dude, we're definitely gonna have to go,to Pizza Hut in this.,- You're gonna
be drippin' in Pizza Hut.,- I'm going to be as greasy
(laughing) as a Pizza Hut pizza,,sorry for the slander.,Alright, so I just got another ad,for what seems to be an
electronics mystery box.,It's from this account
called, What the Boxio,,and it's sort of cryptic.,It's almost like a cliffhanger.,This dude is just like, "Hey,
you need a box, go get one!",- So you guys know we've got
boxes, boxes, and more boxes.,I can't show you guys what's in there,,but I can tell you guys,,you guys need to go buy
one as soon as possible.,- He also does a nice sheesh at the end.,Wow, I felt so weird doin
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We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
We Bought Cheap Garbage from TikTok
check,my hands gonna be dust,yo,here's the story about the simple office,and the simple office called cold ones,yeah max take it away,today we're open,we were browsing tito i saw a couple of,weird chinese products pop up and i got,to thinking what would it be like if we,bought those products and reviewed them,on cold ones,bats he's spinning what's this champagne,wine bottle beer dispenser spray gun,fountain bottle beer ejecting feeding,flirt gun this is your sign to get a,boost blaster for this summer,that's illegal,why i can't do that that's like spitting,off a high-rise building yeah but it's,beer,ah,hey get scott,i'm covered in beer five minutes into,the video,oh my yeezy's man all right get me,someone stop start well that was,effective oh waste the money i've just,done this it's funny,rehabilitation robot gloves seems like,something you should not trust tick tock,with i'm kind of excited,what,in the powerpoint,so does that assist with them doing that,motion okay all right this looks,like the actual power glove it looks, awesome but it sort of looks,like something that someone made in like,their garage it made a funny spark when,i plugged it in okay whoa what the ,oh my god has signs gone too far,well let's walk that's quite scary,that's quite scary turning it up wow,what the nah that's up can,you make it do something that's hurting,my hand's gonna be dust actually no it's,not oh whoa whoa what the ,does it feel good it feels weird picture,this i'm 80 years,old i'm trying to pick up this ball so i,press the minus button on the machine it,extends my hand i put it over the ball i,press the plus button oh oh oh oh oh oh,is that here yeah i have a go no,what does this do,oh it's for your back why is he got egg,on it okay you're hopping is it,comfortable is it for like support maybe,it's support i think the point is that,the eggs don't break when you lie on,them because it's so squishy okay max,ready your buttocks,watch them immediately break okay here,we go chinese magic trick,is that a crack,what sit on them i don't think that's,basically sit on them is that part of,the thing sit on them slowly,oh my god,no way what if that works for me too oh,oh mommy,let it go,get these off the table all right chad,what's next, so you take the things you load,them in it's like a nerf gun of some,sort,okay they've got sticky things on the,end you shoot them at people how do i,shoot this thing,no shoot go shoot oh,oh,oh,oh come on the shot looks great,that was a cool item all right next,egg okay,oh kiwi fruit why they put a egg,on it i don't know okay peels eggs kiwi,fruits tomatoes tomatoes apples are,gonna put a human child on that oh,that'd be so great,oh that's part of oh there's a second,product do we have that oh we do,all right you ready is it doing anything,ah let's go,okay i love that why is it doing that,why is it whoa it just went in for the,kill look at that this is my favorite,part to eat that's delicious chad,i don't really like the skin i'm not,familiar it's not even skin look this is,the part you double did,all right,okay when are they bringing this to the,west,i like how little was wasted there give,me that,everyone peels potatoes right that's,like a pretty common thing,forbidden spaghetti,is anyone else eating a potato,raw please,god,that can't be good right,maybe you've hardly touched your raw,tape yeah,no it's all right more property for me,then,larger airpods large airpods do you,reckon they'd make a left and right one,would that be pokemon that would both be,right you remember that old meme hey,watch out he's got airpods in yo let me,put my airpod in you'll have to speak up,i've got my airpod in,oh my god they have large airport in,they can't hear us,what's wrong with their regular airpods,wait what this blows bubbles the is,that i'm turning mine on,scott that scared me,i feel like i'm in a peaceful chinese,village,carving a bamboo table,while my grandson watches next to me i'm,watching netflix,chad no no no no no no no no no we still,got one more airpod left,chad,i want to see what was in it what do you,think a speaker oh god forbid i i broke,something but when you break stuff it's,funny,okay hold on now,all right next what is this i can't read,chinese it says food chopper you gotta,love my nuts,okay potato okay okay this kind of looks,good,ish,the tip of my is gone,i'm getting it i'm getting it oh look at,that eating slices of carrots look at,that it's amazing oh it's so well sliced,that is so much effort yeah i'll try an,apple,man that don't fit try another,thing try another thing no no no no no,no no,okay that's something yeah i'm a genius,feed it in for me like you want me to,push on yeah i feel like there should be,something in the top that pushes it down,wait a minute,wait a minute,ah,oh my god that's amazing look at those,danky little thin cut pieces,i'll put everything in this now and try,it potato nice yeah now i had some cat,little potato carrot apple,you're gonna cut it it looks ,mangled wh
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I Bought the First 5 Things TikTok Advertised to Me
I Bought the First 5 Things TikTok Advertised to Me
hello my friends and welcome back to,another video,so i ordered from the first five ads,that i saw,on tick tock now i've done these kind of,videos before where i buy from ads but,it's always been,from like facebook and instagram and,tick tock ads,tick tock ads are weirder at least at,least for me and what the algorithm,shows me,definitely more random like they're kind,of all over the place we have a little,bit of everything as you'll see,in this video like i'll get an ad for a,cute sweatshirt and then the next ad,is for your very own pet ball of moss,complete with,birth certificate i mean both are right,up my alley honestly maybe,tick tock just knows me a little too,well but uh let's get into it so the,first,ad that i saw and i've actually seen,these on tik tok,quite a few times before this video is,for jackpot candles and they,sell candles that have a ring hidden,inside the wax somewhere,that's supposedly worth between fifteen,dollars and,five thousand dollars and i feel like,this is a fun idea you know get a candle,and also get like a fun little,jewelry surprise in it but one thing one,thing that just stood out to me in this,ad as like,a little weird is the guy in the ad was,really,pushing the make money by getting an,expensive,ring aspect my fiance and i love tik tok,and so for my 26th birthday he got me a,mermaid daydream,jackpot candle mermaids are her favorite,and i thought it'd be cool,to try and see if we could win a lot of,money absolutely beautiful we absolutely,love this ring but more importantly it,was worth 20,and we're selling it that seems a little,weird to me like don't don't try to,trick people into thinking buying this,candle is some sort of,investment you're probably not gonna win,a bunch of money,and you should not buy this candle with,that idea,but it's a fun and unique idea on its,own like i'm already interested anyways,and also in the ad the guy says they're,going to sell the ring because it's,worth twenty dollars,but like to who does the website have a,buyback option are they gonna try and,sell it on like facebook marketplace or,ebay because i'm pretty sure,no one's gonna pay you 20 for that ring,anyways i clicked the link and the,website had a bunch of different scents,to choose from and you also,got to select your ring size which i,really appreciated it also noted,that the candles are made in the usa,from natural soy wax,and have between 80 and 100 hours of,burn time and pretty much all the,candles were listed for 24.95 which just,for comparison,most bath and body works three wig,candles are listed on the website at,24.50 and at least on the bottom of the,bath and body works candles that i have,because they don't list this on the,website,it says it has a burn time of 25 to 45,hours,so this candle seems like a pretty good,deal to me,so i got the eucalyptus one let's unbox,it give it a try and see if we're gonna,win,fifteen thousand dollars i haven't,filmed that part yet but spoiler alert i,i don't i don't think we're gonna win,fifteen thousand dollars,okay so it's the eucalypt descent renew,refresh relax,hand poured 100 soy candle that just,smells like straight up eucalyptus,it's not the best candle i've smelled by,any means it's not like,out of this world but it's not bad by,any means so this candle is obviously a,different,shape than the one in the tik tok ad,it's like much more,vertical it's a cylinder so hopefully,the,ring isn't like hidden at the very,bottom so i'm gonna start burning this,tonight and i'm actually gonna time it,every time i burn this candle,that way we can see what the burn time,really adds up to be,and i'm also excited to see what ring is,inside let's burn it,okay ignore my frickin olympic ring,of stickers my skincare headband but,i'm pretty sure i see the little,thing with the ring in it i've burned,the candle four times for a total of,about 14 hours,and 20 minutes and i'm just starting to,see a little,what i'm assuming is that wrapped foil,ring it looks like it did,in the the tick tock ad but i have to,say i think that 80 to 100 hours of burn,time,is pretty accurate i mean i've had this,going for,14 plus hours and we have really not,burned that much i'm,pretty impressed i really like the smell,of this candle i'll definitely,you know continue to burn it after i,take out the ring i will say,this candle isn't super like it's not,super strong smelling,i feel like usually with my other,candles if i light the candle it makes,the whole,room smell good this you kind of have to,be pretty close to it but when you are,close like sitting right here,it smells great it's just not as potent,i guess is the word,but here we go i got tweezers like they,did in the ad,oh yep i think that's definitely it oh,gosh i ripped open the foil,oh no man this is kind of hard to get,out geez,we got it friends we,we got it oh no we got half of it oh,gosh this is worst case scenario,oh i did this like the worst friggin way,possible,all right here is our ring,and also our redemption code this
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I bought every weird ad I saw for a month
I bought every weird ad I saw for a month
hey guy remember a couple months ago,when I wasted like a thousand dollars on,what ended up being almost entirely a,bunch of junk well I'm doing that again,it's not that I don't want to save my,money it's that saving money is boring,why would I let it sit in some bank,account all day when I could be,investing it in garbage so for the past,few weeks I've been saving all of my,favorite weird-ass Instagram ads and,today I will go through them and charge,a concerning amount of money to my,credit card,now one of the things I bought last time,were 89 joggers which believe it or not,I'm actually wearing right now jealous,but my biggest fear in life besides,burning to death is that one day my,pants are gonna fall down in the middle,of a grocery store exposing my bare,button balls to everyone there even the,manager if that happened I would have to,move to a brand new city and moving is,expensive so the better solution is to,buy a belt and I've got the perfect one,in mind,I've been obsessed with belts for a long,time I wear a belt every day hold on,you're obsessed with belts I like belts,they get the job done but I wouldn't,exactly say I'm obsessed with them I'm,not lying awake at night just thinking,about belts so the belt's really cool,because it solves those exact three,problems there's no holes there's no,flap and it's super flat like low,profile and it looks dorky as hell what,a build up you've got the inspirational,music in the background all the,nonsensical buzzwords webbing's a,military webbing that we have custom,made for us it's rated at like 3 000,pounds it's got just a ton of strength,what does that even mean if I'm getting,hit by three thousand pounds of force,the last thing I'm worried about is the,strength of my belt buckle the Buckle,that goes with it is an aerospace grade,aluminum again that does not matter,these words mean nothing I do not need,military grade steel around my waist hey,do you like my belt not really well what,if I told you that this is the same,steel they use to make spaceships I,would be confused and we actually make,them ourselves like in our shop you can,make like 45 combinations like 3 000,pounds this guy really knows his stuff,and that's why I feel comfortable buying,one for 35 I figure though if I'm gonna,buy one of these I might as well go all,in on the absurdity and get red not a,normal color like black or brown I'm,talking bright red I want people,to see my big dumb astronaut belt from,miles away so this next one I've seen a,bunch and uh it's really not surprising,to me I spend most of my time sitting on,my ass sometimes because I have to but,usually because I want to and with that,comes the occasional lower back pain,solution lay down on a tire and roll,back and forth what is the difference,between a foam roller and a chirp wheel,I know uh the foam roller is longer,foreign,for three little wheels wait so this,deal is part of a summer Black Friday,sale first of all it's Thursday second,of all you can't just make up holidays,you know how many birthdays I'd give,myself if you could all of them every,day is my birthday so for 99 bucks I can,get just the three wheels or I can get,the ultimate back pain bundle guaranteed,to give you back pain so I think I'm,gonna have to do that it also comes with,a carrying case where do you think I'm,gonna take these the mall go ahead and,grab a spot in line babe I gotta roll,around in the bathroom and the last,thing in the bundle is the posture,corrector which sounds menacing honestly,there's no explanation on how it works,there's not even a picture of someone,wearing it so I have no clue what to,expect or how to use it but I guess I'll,find out so at this point it's become,clear to me that the algorithm is very,aware of my shitty back because the very,next day I got an ad for a nearly,identical product uh but this one I can,put on my chair,de Corey story spine natural posture,I'll go ahead and grab one of these too,so I can compare it with the other one,40 bucks not so bad though it doesn't,come with a carrying case so I don't,know how I'm gonna take this anywhere oh,hold on you've unlocked a special offer,get our brand new spy neck for 40 off,they trademarked that,they trademarked spine neck I don't,think anyone was going to take that from,you but neck and shoulder muscle relaxer,wow and I don't even need a prescription,cool uh but what does it do okay so you,kind of just roll around on it I like,that effortlessly ease your pain in 10,just minutes the spine neck creates,ultimate relaxation in the neck and,shoulder anytime anywhere again that is,not a selling point I'm not leaving the,house with this easy to use anywhere in,offices hotels car obviously not while,driving now I get pretty stressed out,when I'm on the highway I think that's,the perfect time to use it it's like,having a personal massager on your hand,24 7. see look at this visual,representation of that FAQs does it hurt,not really can we take a nap on this who,is asking that can
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I Bought Everything I Saw on TikTok
I Bought Everything I Saw on TikTok
so a couple of weeks ago I was on Good,Mythical Morning with Rhett and Link and,we reviewed some strange Tick Tock Home,Products,that was pretty fun thanks Rhett and,Link but it got me thinking what if I,went on Tick Tock and bought every,product that I possibly could people,like Sophia Nygaard and my buddy Drew,Gooden have done this sort of thing,before but now it's my turn so that's,what you'll be seeing today a few months,ago where I bought some stuff and today,where I'll be trying some stuff and also,trying to figure out what the hell it is,that I bought please excuse the mess I,am moving and so the other part of this,video will probably not be in the same,place that I am now but I don't know,that because I'm not in the future like,you are,anyway we're gonna look at some Tick,Tock products that I haven't seen yet,I'm excited I'm ready my wallet is ready,if something strikes my fancy then I'm,gonna buy it and then I'm gonna try it,okay let's get into the products shall,we hello and welcome back to what did I,buy,uh literally what did I buy I don't,remember it's been two months since I,reacted to a number of tick tock,products and then purchased them in,those two months some of them are here,um and some of them we will find out I,guess as we go they're not here,um and we've been ripped off and stolen,from and you know so it goes I think we,should just get started so I genuinely,do not remember what is in these,packages so I'm just gonna start opening,stuff and we're gonna try to identify,what we've got,oh it's a uh it's a torture device,what the hell wait micro needle Derma,roller now a lot of the things that I,bought in this video I'm not going to,remember because it was a few months,since I bought them but this thing I,actually didn't buy I think I bought,something else that they didn't send me,and so uh false start let's try again,why do I have I'm gonna look at my email,and see this is not a product we ordered,does it feel good no are you finding,yourself so busy scrolling your Tick,Tock feed for new useless products to,buy that you don't have time to meal,prep same actually which is why I use,today's sponsor factor factor makes,meeting your nutrition goals easier than,ever their team of gourmet chefs create,each meal using only ingredients of,Integrity that help you feel your best,all day long I'm a busy guy you know,this there's lots of tick tock products,to buy and this holiday season I'm,busier than ever but thanks to factor I,save time with meals delivered ready to,heat and eat in just two minutes knowing,I have my factory meals in the fridge,stops me from eating unhealthy Foods or,spending too much on takeout and this is,true it really does help you with that,factor now offers 34 meal options a week,with over 36 add-ons from juice to,smoothies to snacks and more there's,always a lot of variety and I can mix it,up need a special occasion meal Gourmet,plus is the perfect solution if you're,looking for fast upscale options done,easy and if I'm traveling it's easy to,pause or reschedule my deliveries or,change the of meals that I'm getting,it's a really flexible plan I've been,enjoying factor for years now and they,help make Meal Time hassle free head on,over to,go.factor75.com jarvis60 and use promo,code Jarvis 60 to get 60 off your first,Factor box thanks again to factor for,sponsoring this video now back to buying,garbage when I get a cleaning gadget on,tick tock,it seems like it does an awful lot I do,love a cleaning Gadget and I guess I,don't specifically have a tool to clean,my air pods specifically so let's buy it,seven in One keyboard cleaner kit laptop,cleaner computer headphone cleaning kit,tablet and Screen dusting brush includes,soft sweep swipe three in one airpod,cleaning pin key puller and spray bottle,let's get it in pink,here we go Moment of Truth number one,multi-functional cleaning brush I do,kind of remember this here it is,oh and there's a how does this come out,oh so it's got a little brush,uh allow me to brush one of the six,cantaloupe that I have here,don't ask why don't ask why oh yeah okay,wait let me get a let me get a dirty,keyboard,this uh this here keyboard has been,dirtied um professionally and not by my,regular use,um so I'm not dirty that's we did that,on purpose sure it's just uh,ah just brushing my keyboard,I hope it's off okay yeah,that's ASMR 10 hours Jarvis brushing a,keyboard um it's still pretty dirty okay,but there's other things this does,there's like this little strip of fabric,that I think might be for cleaning,screens I've got this iPad screen here,where there's a dried slobber from my,dog,nope okay wait,oh and then there's a spray it is,unlabeled cleaning liquid chipped from,China I'm gonna spray a little bit on,the Dipper slobber Dipper leave it,okay it successfully sprayed something,it doesn't have an odor,but I am feeling lightheaded I believe,this one of these objects I think that,like look at this no okay so this I,think is maybe for air pod cleanin
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People who clicked "horny milfs in your area" porn ads, what happened? reddit AskReddit stories
People who clicked "horny milfs in your area" porn ads, what happened? reddit AskReddit stories
people who are horny enough to sign up,for those porn game ads and horny milfs,are in your area ads,what happened i once tried out one of,those porn game ads and i would only,stop after a phone number slash address,payment was required i made a fake email,and stuff for it,in the end it was just a giant pit of,ads and before i knew it the entire,incognito window was filled with you are,the 100.00 visitor,click here to win your price and dear,chrome user we have detected a virus in,your google chrome browser,download this program to remove and,there was no real game,even after trying to click play 10 times,i used to work tech support for an,internet service provider,had a customer call in once a woman who,was friendly and pleasant,she was having trouble doing anything,online redirects and pop-ups to the,point i.e was crashing,i asked her when the issue began and she,said well,it was just fine until yesterday when,someone decided to look at pornography,in the background i hear a guy say i'm,sorry honey,the rest of the call went that way she,was perfectly pleasant to me while i,tried to help her but occasionally,raising her voice to point out that they,wouldn't have this problem if someone,didn't decide to look at pornography,followed by her husband apologizing,again i felt bad for them but it was,hilarious,are you over 18 if you saw someone here,you know,would you tell anyone yes do you promise,to use safe sex,you've been accepted please input your,credit card info,nothing turns out a credit card was,needed,i didn't last five minutes they aren't,exactly the same,as the ads you're taking about but here,is a great article from someone who,tried out several of those porn game,advertisements,nothing the game was actually like,bejeweled with tits on the side lmao,live in a very small town so the only,local horny milf is my mom,still had sex though my cousin signed up,for it this hot girl wants to message,you,and was confused that he couldn't find,the message after signing up for their,crappy dating site,he must have eventually hit the right ad,after some time because he married and,divorced a girl from the philippines,that hated his guts,they weirdly asked for credit card,details even though the guys were,supposed to be free,p i can't say about internet ads but,back before the internet i signed up for,every ad in the back of the girly,magazines just to get stuff in my,mailbox with more great photos,worked great i was getting new jerk off,material for years,the game was okay but honestly if you,want to play a porn game go the indie,route instead,usually tends to be much better due to,being a labor of love rather than,praying on your horny wallet,i wanted to make a porn game so i played,a whole bunch of them over the course of,a few weeks to get an idea about what,options i had,what was popular that kind of thing the,ones from ads on porn sites are by far,the worst of the lot,most of them go back to the same handful,of pawn game sites promising a huge,library in exchange for a small monthly,subscription and the games available on,those sites are garbage,none of the games that were available in,the library were what i would call,playable,without spending some kind of additional,cash,more like teaser demos where you get,maybe an hour or so of gameplay,usually just enough to see a naked chick,or get to the point where you think,you're about,to there were a few where you could,basically pay ten dollars to fifteen,dollars one time and basically unlock,the entire game,but by far the majority of them were,super mtx heavy,i ended up having four games that i,would just basically play for about 15,minutes to a half hour a day because i,refused to spend any cash on those games,but i still wanted to figure out what,they had going on,every single one of the games was,basically a ripoff of a popular mobile,game,such as farmville or candy crush they,just throw in some dirty dialogue and,some nude,usually anime girls additionally,remember that subscription i mentioned,well the one site that i had subscribed,to did not allow you to unsubscribe over,the internet,you have to write a letter requesting,that your subscription be cancelled and,mail it in,i did and a month later i still received,a charge on my credit card,i tried calling their support but was,unable to actually talk to someone on,the phone,dot there were tons of warnings around,the site and on the phone system,telling you not to initiate chargebacks,or they would pursue legal action,and permanently ban you from their huge,network of partners,having no other options i charged back,the subscription,and had the card company issue me a new,card they still try to charge my old,card every few months or so,i get a notification from my credit card,issuer when they do,so yeah stay the beep away from those,if you want to get your rocks off with a,pawn game either buy one from steam or i,think there's a subreddit that's all,about pawn games,go there and get some recommendations,for go
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TikTok Gambling Ads Are Terrible
TikTok Gambling Ads Are Terrible
i invoked the spirit of the late pope,francis to bless this video as a banger,i'm still alive you dumbass my bad,father gambling it's fun it's flirty,it's what insanely rich people do just,to feel something and it's what we're,going to be talking about today,specifically i want to cover gambling,apps specifically gambling apps ads,specifically gambling apps ads on tick,tock because these apps are so strange,in their advertising and i just need to,share with somebody and,all of my friends are busy so let's just,jump in with the first ad that made me,say,what the and we'll just go from,there,hey let her go inmate do the right thing,i'll talk to the warden and i'll get,your sentence reduced car's over there,you can use it to escape i need to,answer this phone call first this is not,a slot our system has detected that you,have just hit a grand jackpot of 1,billion in our game we have sent 1,billion coins to your account please,confirm if you have received it what a,billion but i didn't top up a single,penny don't worry there's no need to,spend a single penny,what the you see what i'm saying,she's in a hostage situation and just,had to answer this phone call from lots,of slots how did she hit the jackpot she,wasn't even on her phone does lots of,slots have a call center to reach,everyone that wins a jackpot on their,app what does 1 billion coins even mean,is that a lot for the app is that a,little i don't know i had so many,questions and so little answers so i,kept watching and if you're lucky you,can hit a jackpot with just 10 spins,with jackpots going up in the millions,where do i download this game i want to,play two,lots of slots tons of fun the escape,convict was so blown away by the app,that he lets his hostage go and gets,caught if you consider jumping on a man,as getting caught so i guess the purpose,of the ad was to show how crazy high the,payouts were that you'll just be so,rattled in a state of shock you have to,drop whatever it is you're doing because,a billion coins uh yeah take me back to,jail i need to play this game,immediately okay good job jimmy now just,make that final incision and if you mess,this up she will die oh geez okay uh,where do i make the cut hold that,thought i gotta take this call what sir,we're in the middle of surgery it's lots,of slots oh sorry my bad how much did,you win one billion dollars what's that,one billion coins oh my god that's,amazing oh she's flatlining believe,it or not that wasn't another lots of,slots ad you just watched that was me,doing a skit,though i get how they could look like,one in the same but this wasn't the only,weird strange bizarre ad that i've,collected over the last month because,apparently this is just a standard with,these gambling mobile apps with so many,different ones fighting for your,attention and where else but tiktok to,get these adhd stricken teenagers to,download your over-the-top dopamine,inducing slots app promising you,millions upon billions of coins those,are some big numbers but before we get,into making fun of those cringy ads i,have my own hopefully not cringy ad,that's right we have our first sponsor,this video is brought to you by atlas,vpn as a millennial scared of,embarrassing myself with technology i've,always put off buying a vpn because i,thought they were too difficult to set,up luckily with atlas vpn i was up and,running in a few minutes with a clean,display letting me know that my internet,traffic is both protected and encrypted,look at the little superhero guy,defending my devices from internet bad,guys don't you just want to pinch his,cheeks and say thank you sorry no you're,busy keep doing your thing right now,atlas vpn is running a huge discount it,means you can get a three-year,subscription for just,1.99 a month with a 30-day money-back,guarantee using my link in the,description with atlas vpn i get to,watch shows on streaming platforms that,were previously locked out of my region,in the us as you can see when i place,myself in the 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No one can stop me from buying weird ads (not even you)
No one can stop me from buying weird ads (not even you)
i think i might have too much stuff i,gotta stop making these videos where i,just buy the first slightly interesting,piece of garbage i see advertised on the,internet what the hell am i supposed to,do with this or this i spent like 200 on,this tracksuit and i literally only use,it to muffle the sound coming from my,room when i'm yelling at fortnight at 2,a.m where did you go i'm getting shocked,just because i have a lot of fun making,these videos and people seem to really,like watching these videos and it's my,favorite series to do on my channel,doesn't mean i should keep doing it oh,my god,i've gotta buy this hey guys welcome,back to mr magorium's wonder emporium so,as it turns out the man cave sign that i,was really excited about in my last,video flashes at all times and that's,gonna be really distracting,so,i'm gonna have to turn that off there's,a fun game i've started playing that you,too can play if you want to with,advertisers a little bit instead of,ignoring an ad for a product that you,don't want uh click on it i know that,sounds counterintuitive but hear me out,you're gonna wanna scroll around for a,bit just maybe 10 20 seconds enough to,establish a presence there and then,exit out of the ad and go about your,debt the algorithm is going to make note,of that and they're going to show that,ad to you again don't be alarmed this is,all part of the plan next time you see,it you're going to want to repeat steps,one and two until you get the ad for a,third time and do the same thing so on,and so forth forever now it's important,that you never actually buy anything,from the website that is not the point,of what we're trying to do here what,we're trying to do is get this company,to waste their entire ad budget on you,without ever getting a sale in return,it's the perfect prank but unfortunately,this is not a series about getting,advertisers to waste their money it's,about me wasting my money for your,entertainment so let's start i'm going,to show these to you in order of most,promising to most confusing first up is,the cozy band i love relaxing in bed,with my cozy band headphones,they're perfect for netflix music,podcasts meditations white not gonna lie,this is very intriguing to me i've,noticed i fall asleep much faster if i'm,listening to music and obviously i can't,just blast some speakers right next to a,bed that i share and it also kind of,hurts to wear my giant headphones to bed,unless i'm laying face down but every,time i do that i suffocate and die but,this thing i can just have on my head it,even doubles as an eye mask to be fair,yeah you technically could just do this,with regular headphones but i know if i,did i wouldn't be able to go to sleep,because i'd be distracted thinking about,how cool i look not really much else to,this it's kind of on the cheap side,which actually worries me i know that,sounds weird obviously if something ends,up sucking i'd rather have not spent a,lot of money on it but uh now i'm just,expecting these headphones to sound like, so we'll see another thing i'm,genuinely curious to try is this garlic,ejector you don't have to peel your,garlic you don't have to chop it nothing,it scrapes itself clean which is crazy,and then it pings away the peel all in,one go you don't have to touch your,garlic at all healing and mincing one,little clove of garlic is the most,annoying detour to have to take while,cooking it's not the cutting part i,dislike it's the stickiness of the,garlic it gets all over your fingers and,now you gotta wash your hands again even,though you already did hopefully please,tell me you washed your hands but maybe,the garject tool from dreamfarm.com,is the answer to all my problems,normally i would be put off by the odd,font choices they've made here a font,that i could only describe as comic sans,trying to clean up his app but after,seeing so many websites in the series,that all look the same this is actually,kind of a nice change of pace i guess,you gotta be a little silly when you,have a product called brizzle or a fliss,or a mini supoon am i having a stroke,i'm having a hard time telling the,difference between the regular and the,light version other than the price,so i guess i'll just buy the cheaper one,sorry dream farm you got to make the,premium version look more enticing now i,don't know if you guys know this about,me but i'm something of a content,creator,i like to make videos on the internet,and then do nothing for three weeks but,maybe the thing i need to help boost my,productivity is a little tripod that,follows me around that way i don't have,to sit down and set up my camera i can,just be passively recording myself at,all times i can be washing dishes here,in the sink,checking on my pie crust,opening the oven blending,tying my shoes petting my cat getting,scratched by my cat berating my cat make,an impression build a following you know,i don't think they can guarantee that,you're not definitely gonna get famous,just because you bought a 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