TIKTOK ADS SUCK - A longwinded video no one asked for but I made anyway because I'm mad as hell
tiktok ads suck,of course what i mean by that is that,ads for tick tock are literally bottom,of the barrel literal,what attempts at outreach,here's the part where i pull up a chart,that says they probably know better than,i do,but it,yeah no i i can't do that,tick tock ads suck,well what what i mean by that is,they just suck,like i i wish i could make a more,nuanced opinion and back it up with,facts and evidence and all that nonsense,but it would be a waste of time,look here's me trying to write a script,that i guess is actually worth something,yeah no point how many words,does it take to say something is just,objectively bad not a whole lot i, reckon look i just can't fathom,how tick-tock hq misses the mark so hard,maybe it has something to do with the,fact that practically everyone has,already downloaded the app and their,outreach department just doesn't need to,try anymore but that would imply they,ever actually tried,i'm pretty sure,you know the people just,downloaded this app and and tell their,friends to download it they don't need,to do anything all you had to do was say,it's vine 2.0 and people hop right back, on,god damn so i can't even begin to go,around and research the that,they've plastered around the world,because one i'm lazy and two,when you look up ads for tick tock you,just get that's pedaled to you as a,content creator looking to monetize on,their platform rather than draw any more,attention to the other stupid,ass advertisers they get to install,people they're stupid dumb ass ,russian with led of an app,like why is it so bad,you,i i stopped writing the script at this,point just because like i'm at a loss,i'm,trying to rack my brain for i've,seen that says hey you know what you,should install this really cool app it's,called tick tock one,one ,one of the ads,i don't i can't imagine a kind of person,who would see the that they plaster,around the internet and say wow say this,tick tock app i've never heard of before,i really want to download it now,you know i i saw a billboard one time,that tried to pitch one of those stories,that that's basically a two-parter and,oh you should download the app and find,out what happens but it was the most,nonsense story,i could be starved for stories never,heard of a story you know just a,genuinely curious person and this story,would have put an end to that it was,something like oh i'm going to the store,today and then it said download the app,and find out what happens next that's, dumb,i don't care,i don't care,who would care what kind of person sits,there and it's like i wonder what they,got at the store,what,we don't care about this person we have,no connection to this person,are they just getting the rights to the,lowest level of content creators,on tik tok and saying say we like your,videos we're gonna use it for our mass,multimedia advertising campaign,and they're like oh yeah i'll take that,there's,there's some,i can't even justify it man,like i so as a fledgling animator and,stuff i i guess i could be like you know,what's really cool,looking at other animations you know,let's say i wanted to make an animation,of a pool table,getting,you know the break at a pool game a pool,table a game of pool how what the ,do you call that anyways let's say i,wanted to just make an animation like,that and i saw this ad that came across,my screen one time where it was the,break of,the opening of a pool table game,i,the cue ball then rolled back to the,screen and had the logo tick-tock on it,if i cared,severely about 3d animation maybe maybe,just maybe i would be like oh yeah that,that right there that's my ,i'm gonna get on this app and find find,all the animators,they're gonna pour vast,quantities of information on me,and it's gonna be great no i don't i,don't think even if i was the extremely,niche target audience there like why the, would i do that i would go on,youtube and be like how the do i,animate i want to go on tick tock and be,like let me see a three second clip of a,pool table break,wasn't even like you know artfully,rendered it was the most bare bones,thing in the world,god damn bro,i'm just mad,like is this what you can do when when,you know two plus billion dollars the,downloads of your app have,happened,just not try,look,people are gonna download their product,anyway everyone's on it right,if you're not on it you know someone who,is and you're probably not on it because,one you you don't care and you're never,gonna download the app or two you don't,need to because they'll your friends,will just show you the clips that you,know are are funny or they'll reference,it but like you know you're content not,being on it i,advertising is a weird category,i it breaks down to there's that,everyone wants and they're probably,gonna buy anyway and you know once once,you've reached the threshold that people,can just easily find you,which is a combination of making sure,like google doesn't blacklist you from,the searches and a couple of other,things you're set you
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Doja Cat - Need to Know (Official Video)
Doja Cat - Need to Know (Official Video)
(space ship swooping),(laser beam firing),♪ Yeah ♪,♪ Wanna know what it's like, like ♪,♪ Baby, show me what it's like, like ♪,♪ I don't really got no type, type ♪,♪ I just wanna fuck all night ♪,♪ Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa, brr, uh ♪,♪ Baby, yeah, I need
to know, need to, mm ♪,♪ I just been fantasizin', 'size ♪,♪ And we got a lotta time, time ♪,♪ Baby, come throw the pipe, pipe ♪,♪ Gotta know what it's like, like ♪,♪ Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa ♪,♪ Baby, I need to know, mm ♪,♪ What's your size, size ♪,♪ Add, subtract, divide, 'vide ♪,♪ Daddy don't throw no curves, curves ♪,♪ Hold up, I'm goin' wide, wide ♪,♪ We could just start at ten, ten ♪,♪ Then we can go to five, five ♪,♪ I don't play with my pen, pen ♪,♪ I mean what I write ♪,♪ Yeah-yeah, whoa-whoa-whoa ♪,♪ I just can't help but be sexual, oh ♪,♪ Tell me your schedule, yeah ♪,♪ I got a lotta new tricks for you, ♪,♪ Baby just sayin' I'm flexible, I will ♪,♪ I do what I can to get you off, I will ♪,♪ Might just fuck him with
my makeup on, I will ♪,♪ Eat it like I need an
apron on, you okay? ♪,♪ Eat it 'til I need to
change my thong, you okay? ♪,♪ We could do it to your
favorite song, you okay? ♪,♪ Take a ride into the danger zone ♪,♪ You know my nigga be buggin' me ♪,♪ I just be wonderin' if
you can fuck on me better ♪,♪ Itchin' for me like an ugly sweater ♪,♪ Need it in me like a
Chuck E. need cheddar ♪,♪ I need to know ♪,♪ Wanna know what it's like, like ♪,♪ Baby, show me what it's like, like ♪,♪ I don't really got no type, type ♪,♪ I just wanna fuck all night ♪,♪ Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa, brr, uh ♪,♪ Baby, yeah, I need
to know, need to, mm ♪,♪ I just been fantasizin', 'size ♪,♪ And we got a lotta time, time ♪,♪ Baby, come throw the pipe, pipe ♪,♪ Gotta know what it's like, like ♪,♪ Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa ♪,♪ Baby, I need to know, mm ♪,♪ You're exciting, boy, come find me ♪,♪ Your eyes told me, girl, come ride me ♪,♪ Fuck that feeling both us fighting ♪,♪ Could he try me, oh ♪,♪ Mm, most likely ♪,♪ Tryna see if you could handle this ass ♪,♪ Prolly give his ass a panic attack ♪,♪ Sorry if I gave a random erection ♪,♪ Prolly thinkin' I'm a telekinetic ♪,♪ Oh, wait, you a fan of the magic ♪,♪ Poof, pussy like an Alakazam ♪,♪ I heard from a friend of a friend ♪,♪ That that dick was a ten out of ten ♪,♪ I can't stand it, just one night me ♪,♪ Clink with the drink, gimme a sip ♪,♪ Tell me what's your
kink, gimme the dick ♪,♪ Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me ♪,♪ Oh, wait, I can take it ♪,♪ Give a fuck 'bout what
your wifey's sayin' ♪,♪ Wanna know what it's like, like ♪,♪ Baby, show me what it's like, like ♪,♪ I don't really got no type, type ♪,♪ I just wanna fuck all night ♪,♪ Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa, brrr, uh ♪,♪ Baby, yeah, I need
to know, need to, mm ♪,♪ I just been fantasizin', 'size ♪,♪ And we got a lotta time, time ♪,♪ Baby, come throw the pipe, pipe ♪,♪ Gotta know what it's like, like ♪,♪ Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa ♪,♪ Baby, I need to know, mm ♪,(women laughing)
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YG - Toxic
YG - Toxic
♪ HOW CAN
I LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE? ♪,♪ IF I CAN'T LOVE
MYSELF ENOUGH ♪,♪ TO KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME ♪,♪ TIME TO LET GO (SING IT) ♪,♪ SING ♪,♪ ALL
I REALLY WANT (YEAH) ♪,♪ IS TO BE HAPPY (OH, YEAH) ♪,♪ AND TO FIND A LOVE THAT'S
MINE (AH, AH, AH, AH, AH) ♪,♪ IT WOULD BE SO SWEET (HEY) ♪,♪ ALL I REALLY WANT (OH) ♪,♪ IS TO BE HAPPY (I WANNA BE
HAPPY, YEAH) ♪,♪ AND TO FIND A LOVE THAT'S
MINE (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH) ♪,♪ IT WOULD BE SO SWEET ♪,♪ I KNOW WHAT SHE WANT,
SHE WANTS WHAT'S INSIDE
MY JEANS ♪,♪ SHE WANTS MY HEART WITH THE
LOCK SHE WANNA THROW AWAY
THE KEY ♪,♪ SHE MAKE LOV , SHE WILL
GET FUCKED, GANG, GANG, GOT H
R THROWIN' UP BS ♪,♪ SHE LIKE, "BOY, DON'T DO
ME WRONG, JUST BIRC' AND PRADA
ME" ♪,♪ IT'S CASA, 'CAUSE THEY
COME BUT I REALLY LOVE HER ♪,♪ GOT HER OUT HERE
COMPETIN' WITH MY BABY MOTHER ♪,♪ BOUGHT HER A NEW CAR, I
BE ON THE BUMPER ♪,♪ NO, SHE CAN'T SEE ME LEAVIN',
SHE LIKE STEVIE WONDER ♪,♪ LATE TWENTIES, BUT WITH
ME SHE FEEL HELLA YOUNGER ♪,♪ SUGAR DADDYS TRY TO GET
HER, SHE DON'T GIVE HER NUMBER ♪,♪ SHE NEED A VACA', SHE
BEEN DANCIN' ALL SUMMER ♪,♪ PUT YOU ON THE JET TO
CABO, BABY, I'M A STUNNER ♪,♪ I'M THE PLUMMER, GET IT RED,
I CLEAN IT UP (CLEAN IT UP) ♪,♪ GOT DESIGNER FOR EVERY
SEASON, KEEP HER SEASONED UP
(SEASONED UP) ♪,♪ DON'T POST ME ON NO INSTA,
GOTTA KEEP ME TUCKED
(KEEP ME TUCKED) ♪,♪ TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN OF
FRANCE, THINK I'M MEAN AS FUCK ♪,♪ AND WHEN IT COME TO
PAIN, SHE RUN A MAZE ♪,♪ COULDN'T BREAK HER HEART,
YOU GOTTA BREAK HER BED, AYY ♪,♪ KILL THAT PUSSY, HURT,
SHE DEAD, BUTT NAKED IN BED,
IS WHAT SHE SAID ♪,♪ ALL I REALLY WANT (YEAH) ♪,♪ IS TO BE HAPPY (OH, YEAH) ♪,♪ AND TO FIND A LOVE THAT'S
MINE (AH, AH, AH, AH, AH) ♪,♪ IT WOULD BE SO SWEET (HEY) ♪,♪ ALL I REALLY WANT (OH) ♪,♪ IS TO BE HAPPY (I
WANNA BE HAPPY, YEAH) ♪,♪ AND TO FIND A LOVE
THAT'S MINE (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH) ♪,♪ IT WOULD BE SO SWEET ♪,♪ DO YOU LOVE HER?
YEAH, I REALLY LOVE HER ♪,♪ SHE MET MY MOTHER, COOL
WITH MY BROTHER (MY BROTHER) ♪,♪ WE BE DOIN' OUR
THING, NO DANNY GLOVER ♪,♪ LIKE, FUCK IT, 'BOUT TO
HAVE TWO BABY MOTHERS
(BABY MOTHERS) ♪,♪ BEFORE YOU GET DRESSED
UP, HIT IT ON THE DRESSER ♪,♪ I'M OUT HERE GIVIN'
LOVE, PAIN AND PLEASURE ♪,♪ LESS IS MORE, I DON'T
EVER STRESS HER ♪,♪ TELL HER SHE A BAD
BITCH, NOTHIN' LESSER ♪,♪ BUT SHE CONFUSED, SHE WANT
TITLES AND I TELL HER "NAH" ♪,♪ SHE CONFUSED, US
TOGETHER IS WHAT SHE SAW ♪,♪ SHE CONFUSED, 'CAUSE I LOVE
HER SO THAT'S WHAT SHE THOUGHT ♪,♪ SHE'S CONFUSED AND
THAT'S 'CAUSE I BE IN IT RAW ♪,♪ SHE CONFUSED AND SHE
TELLIN' ME IT'S MY FAULT ♪,♪ I SAID I LOVE HER, THEN
I POINT OUT THINGS THAT I
BROUGHT ♪,♪ YOU KNEW FROM THE GATE I
HAD FAMILY I WON'T SHAKE ♪,♪ SO STOP BEIN' FAKE, TEARS
FALL FROM HER FACE WHEN I TALK ♪,♪ ALL
I REALLY WANT (YEAH) ♪,♪ IS TO BE HAPPY (OH, YEAH) ♪,♪ AND TO FIND A LOVE THAT'S
MINE (AH, AH, AH, AH, AH) ♪,♪ IT WOULD BE SO SWEET (HEY) ♪,♪ ALL I REALLY WANT (OH) ♪,♪ IS TO BE HAPPY (I
WANNA BE HAPPY, YEAH) ♪,♪ AND TO FIND A LOVE
THAT'S MINE (YEAH, YEAH, YEAH) ♪,♪ IT WOULD BE SO SWEET ♪,♪ OUR FATHER,
THE FATHER OF ABRAHAM, ISAAC,
AND JACOB ♪,♪ THE ONE THAT TOOK TWO
FISH AND FIVE LOADS OF BREAD ♪,♪ AND BLESSED A
MULTITUDE OF PEOPLE ♪,♪ I COME TO YOU TODAY,
ASKIN' YOU TO GIVE THIS YOUNG
MAN COURAGE ♪,♪ TO DO THE RIGHT THING,
GIVIN' IN STRENGTH, LORD ♪,♪ 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, HE'S
OUT HERE, BREAKIN' HEARTS
AND MAKIN' BABIES ♪,♪ SO I FEEL THE BEST FOR
HIM AND ALL THOSE INVOLVED ♪,♪ IS TO END ALL RELATIONSHIPS ♪,♪ GIVE HIM WISDOM TO MAKE
THE RIGHT DECISIONS, LORD ♪
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You Will REGRET Watching This...
You Will REGRET Watching This...
I've been waiting so long for playground,mode what happened where is it,like and subscribe and hit the bell if,epic games ruined your life yeah it's,good enough for to do with today's video,I just uh where the hell's playground,mode sort that out there is a tale,of a playlist,so addicting with so many videos the,moment you click on it you can't stop,watching the moment you click on it you,have instant regret yeah my this leaves,the regret playlist full of absolute the,best videos the best memes once you,start watching you can't start watching,as you can tell absolutely the most,quality videos if every video is exactly,like that one I won't be able to stop oh,akka Daka,my old granny just cooked a ball to the,face mate that's my favorite corner,video we shall never made did you just,make me like Ted Cruz hey that's the,Zodiac killer right then you made me,like the Zodiac killer mate they're,making a new wine King how about we get,Ted Cruz to do the music for it he can,do the score did Professor X just this,is America spongebob yeah that's it,oh I'm stuck here for the rest of my,life how many videos is there Oh 2425 oh,when you end up getting burnt cuz the,firefighters wanted to get turnt oh ,it's unbelievable how wide I am we're on,the International Space Station with,commander Williams and Commander ho bond,we're gonna do a coin toss here here are,both sides of the coin this is heads,okay here we go,the coins car memes have escaped the,world and they've gone to space so many,layers layers,oh my god it just keeps going dad how,deep does this rabbit hole go it's like,an onion it's got layers like I feel I,feel bad like these meme channels like I,guess these lentils go out they need,more recognition this is simply the,greatest content on YouTube I seriously,don't know what I just watched though,like what the ball sack was that are you,regretting clicking on this video guys,it's gonna be kid getting hurt love it,yes I love the buildup I love the,suspense and I love the climax of the,kid just falling down hit news ed i B's,okay boy,no one told me there'd be jump-scares l,to be continued it's gonna be good,favorite meme of all time what's your,favorite meme my favorite is definitely,to be continued god dammit it always,shows up there's always one it's free,realistic I take it back that's my,favorite meme of all time,it's a silent one but it sneaks up on,you guess now we know who was driving,the fire truck,my worries with all these gangster,hip-hop birds hell birds cooler than,make fondle my own speak Russian hope,there's nothing racist in that but are,damn good tune good tune lot of birds in,this oh damn oh there's poor stupid,birds the chips are in the windscreen,you idiots mine mine mine mine that's,where you turn the windscreen wipers on,and just like mingle them all up eh,that's that's so funny it's so cruel to,save time what really goes on in male,bathrooms this piece I referred to as a,Galileo track it starts at the same,height on either side but this side is,three times longer than this side is and,so my first question would be if I were,to release the ball here could it,possibly roll off the opposite side well,let's go at 50 that's hurting me Brian,if I try it from this side oh I,can't believe you've done this oh I,can't believe you've done this this,playlist is killing me all of these,all-time great memes over from the last,decade men they're just finding their,way into this playlist them oh I,can't believe you've done this I can't,believe you've done this that is from,war like 2006 Jesus Christ,one two buckle my shoe three four shut,the door five six pick up sticks seven,eight free real estate it's free real,estate I have so much regret well I've,watched like fifty nine of these there's,two thousand four hundred and twenty,five to go how many times will I be it's,free real estate it may even animals,aren't immune from awkward high fives,why is something so simple like making,contact with another person's hand so,difficult that in handshakes man can't,tell you the amount of people where I,get like a weird grip like that why is,it so hard it's a basic human,interaction why is it so hard what,why bird shoots lasers all over the,place you don't see any lasers,my toes keep the eggs man that's they,like crack cocaine for kids that's not,how I remember the original going,why are human interactions so hard why,is it so odd,well hey Franco we got a cool desert,design thing going on what animal do you,want to put inside in well no Bob how,about a polar bear yes some graphic,designers getting fired,the latest disaster in spaceflight right,there my dream house,may can we just give this guy a round of,applause he pays it his entire bloody,house for a meme super-duper extremo,bonanza fast any more adjectives or,sleepin good one gaffe good one gave my,genius land down under except,there's no music if it's just to Bob I'm,interested the CDs for that music yeah,it kind of loses some of its magic,without the without the m
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Bad Boys On TikTok
Bad Boys On TikTok
What's up, Greg, I hope you're all having a great day!,Welcome back to my channel, and welcome back to another episode of "How To Be a Bad Boy.",That's right, in my last video,I showed you tips and tricks on how to be a good boy,,but today, we're taking all of it back. And we're gonna learn how to be bad boys.,And don't worry if you're not a boy, because this applies to anybody, because you don't have to be a boy,to be a bad boy. Guys, Today is a really important day for me one because this video is sponsored by ExpressVPN, but also,because I just released an EP. It's an album of six comedy songs. I just released it.,It's on iTunes and Spotify and Apple music and I think pretty much anywhere you would listen to music,,So check out the link in the description AFTER THIS VIDEO, please watch this video first and then go listen to it.,Make no mistake. This video is more IMPORTANT.,*sighs* Bad boys. Who doesn't love a bad boy, am I right? I mean, they're strong,,masculine,a n g r y,Violent, what's not to love?,I've been browsing TikTok a lot lately and I've been browsing Jay Cyrus's Instagram stories a lot lately. His Instagram stories are always full of,the-- the worst, most painful to watch tik toks that are from these super obscure,accounts. And in both his stories, and on TikTok in general,I've noticed this uptick in bad boys. An up-tiktok in bad boys, if you will.,Um, if you won't,,that's okay, too,It was a dumb joke,and I shouldn't have made it. But being a bad boy has become really popular on tik tok, for some reason,,I feel like, before, you kind of had to be like a pretty boy to get popular on tik tok. But now,it's all about the bad boys,(Song): So why do good girls like bad guys?,(Song): I had this question for a really long time,(Song): I've been a BaD bOy, and it's PlAiN tO sEe,(Song): So why do good girls fall in LoVe WiTh mE?,That's a great question why do girls like bad guys? I mean look at this dude he's clearly...,bad as all heck. I mean one moment, you think he's a doctor, and then the next moment he's like,a normal guy?,Wearing normal clothes? Like what the fuck happened to him?,I thought doctors just always walked around in their scrubs and lab coats, you're telling me that this doctor,sometimes dresses like a normal guy? This is a bad boy right here, guys. This doctor doesn't play by the rules.,You know, I've always wondered sometimes why, when you go to the doctor, they make you wait in the room for so long before the doctor comes in?,And I guess this is why. Because your doctor's in the back room doing this.,Whatever...,this is...,One thing's for sure though,I would not want this dude as my doctor cuz he is a bad boy.,You can tell because his hair,isn't as neat as it was when he was a doctor. And he's also wearing a ring with a skull on it.,Possibly the skull of one of his patients who died, because he was too busy making tik toks to operate on him.,I don't know,Song:Why do good girls like bad guys?,I'Ve Had tHis QuEsTiOn fOr a ReAl LonG TiMe,,IVE BEENA BAD BOY,AND IS PLAIN TO SEE,,SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?,What's the opposite of swooning?,I just did whatever the opposite of swooning is. This kind of challenge has been around in some form or another for a really long,time, like since vine was a thing, this challenge where you like dress up one way and then there's music and then all of the,sudden, you're dressed in a different way, that's hotter, and since bad boys have been taking over TikTok,This challenge has been all over TikTok. Bad boys love this challenge.,And yes, I know that calling it a challenge might seem a little bit silly because literally all they're doing is changing their clothes,But that's what they call it, so, I guess that's just what it's called. I guess for bad boys,It is a challenge to change your clothes. There's one version of this challenge though that I really, really like and it's this one,Song: Are you ready for, ready for a perfect storm, perfect storm,"Oh.","You're with that dude now?","Alright.","Check this out.",Okay, so it looks like it's this nerd and like we're role-playing as his girlfriend, who left him or something, and is now dating somebody else?,And he wants us to check something out. So let's see what he wants us to check out.,What could you possibly have to show me that could change my mind now? You little dweeb...,that I used to date for some reason...,WHOA, WHAT THE FUUUU-,How did he do that? It's like one second he was a dweeb and the next he's some kind of,uh, some kind of,,I don't know what he is,,But he's different!,The caption for this is, "Duet this-- it took me three weeks to make because I had to lose 10 pounds",first off,,Not true. There's no way that you didn't just make this in ten minutes. And also, ten pounds in three weeks?!,Jesus, did you not eat anything? Dude, go to the doctor! That's insane!,That's something people on TikTok have been doing a lot lately, is putting something in the caption that makes you feel
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10 Funny Language Learning Commercials
10 Funny Language Learning Commercials
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TikTok Ads Rant
TikTok Ads Rant
hey youtube welcome back to another,video,and today,i'm here for a rant video and it's gonna,be a rant on tick tock ads,so that being said let's gonna get,started this ,so tick tock ads,whether,you're,on youtube or any other kind of app,you get these damn annoying ass tic tac,ads and i just hate it man,i mean,ads are part of youtube i get that, but tick tock ads,over and over again for the most part,these are like the most played ads that,you get on youtube these days and i, hate that ,and,another thing i don't get about youtube,is how they shove this tip tock, down your throats with,their ads i don't get it man i hate ads,especially tick tock ones because tick,tock is an annoying app i hate,that app with the passion,and in my opinion that app should be,canceled and banned,from,every,damn,app store,when it comes to social media or,cell phones,stuff like that so yeah these tech talk,ads though,are some of the most annoying ads ever,and i truly mean that because you can,never get away from them whether they on,youtube,or,any other app that has ads with it and,i've also had problems,with ted talk ads when it comes to the,app called in shot which is a video,editor,whether you want to use it for,editing youtube videos or any other kind,of videos in general,you usually get these damn,tick tock ads on there and it's just, annoying i hate it with,a passion so,tip talk ads in general are just a bunch,of annoying i hate it,i just don't get why these developers,and other companies just love shoving,their annoying tick tock ads down our,throats just ,i hate it,annoying,like you can't even go on youtube and,want to watch,a music video or any other kind of,videos without these annoying tick tock,ads,i just don't,get it man,i know these companies and have to,get their money but just shoving this, down our throats every second or,every minute is damn annoying as i,hate these ads of tick tock,they're the most annoying ads ever,and i mean that,so, you companies for shoving this to,talk down our throats with your,annoying tick tock ads,i hate the ,seriously,it's overblown,so,this is overrated as hell these,tick-tock ads are overrated,and so is tick-tock,i don't give a about tick tock so,why in the hell are you showing me oh,cons of tech talk ads youtube and it's,shot and other,apps that require ads why do you guys,always have to shove ted talk on,my apps i hate it,seriously,i want to watch youtube videos of peace,not tick-tock ads popping up per ,video i hate that,i know,i'm not going to be spending all my,money,or any money actually on in shot just to,get rid of the annoying tit talk ads no,i'm not doing that,i'm going to use,in shot regardless of the tick tock ads,i'm just saying they're a big problem of,that app,and they were one of the main,inspirations on why i am making this,took this ted talk ads rant to begin,with not only youtube,in shot as well,so these ads,get off get the off my damn,screens,whether it be my laptop or my cell phone,i can't stand to talk ads either way,they're annoying as ,so, all of these damn companies,that want to profit off of me by,popping up all of these damn ads from,tick tock because i could give a little,damn about tick tock and i don't give a, if any tick tock fan boys or fan,girls see this damn rant because they,could go off just as much as their,stupid app tick-tock and these stupid,tick-tock ads,so,yeah guys with that being said let me,know what y'all think of tick tock ads,because i hate them with the,burning passion that's why i had to come,and make this rant and post it to my,youtube channel because i'm sick of,these damn tick tock ads from tick tock,popping up every day,on apps i use,so that being said i'll see y'all next,time,peace,you
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Straight Pride Parade: Marching for the "Oppressed Majority"
Straight Pride Parade: Marching for the "Oppressed Majority"
-The Straight Pride parade,has officially started.,-,-Straight Pride parade --,A celebration of
our sexual orientation,just like other people
celebrate theirs.,We just think it's great
to be straight.,-They even have a grand marshal,
Milo Yiannopoulos,,a very controversial gay man.,-Hi!,-Was this a true expression
of an identity,that they feel is being
oppressed currently in America?,-They absolutely believe in what
they're doing. And so do I.,-What felt a little bit more
like a party,and like a parade two blocks ago,now feels
like a lot more tension.,And even the tone
of the people,marching in this parade
has shifted.,-Back it up!,-Are there any President Trump
supporters here today?,-I have no problem with people
existing as straight people,,and that this rally shows
that they do not understand,where we are really coming from.,-The LGBT
is putting it in schools,,and the counselors are telling
them it's okay to be gay.,It's not okay to be gay.,-You've got people
screaming and brawling,and trying to tear down
public infrastructure,and attack the police.,My work here is done.,-I am straight!
Hear me roar!,♪♪,-I have just arrived in Boston.,It's Saturday
of Labor Day weekend,,and I'm currently on my way,to the Straight Pride parade.,The founders of Straight Pride
have said they want,to celebrate the contributions
of straight America,and provide a space
in which straight people,are able to "be themselves
and not fear persecution.",This has caused
a lot of controversy.,People like the Mayor of Boston,coming out voicing
their opposition.,I hope it stays peaceful.,The city of Boston has said,they're going to have
a massive police force here.,This was something that started
a couple months ago online.,I think a lot of people
thought it was a joke.,They thought
it wasn't gonna happen.,They got their permits in time.,And yes, in fact,
the Straight Pride parade,is actually happening.,And like all Pride parades,
they even have a grand marshal.,You guessed it --
Milo Yiannopoulos.,Yes, he's a gay man,
and very controversial gay man.,But he was invited
to be the grand marshal today.,-So I've been practicing
my straight voice.,Did I get it right?
-He is wearing a very sparkly,"Make America Straight Again"
hat.,-It's all right.
I'm used to being on the bottom.,I'll have more to say later,once we've gone
for a little walk in the sun.,-I'm seeing a lot
of American flags.,There is
"Don't Tread on Me" flags.,There's the classic
Straight Pride flag,,which you all know and love
as being the symbol,of a man and a woman together
with pink and blue.,"Straight Lives Matter."
Oh, my gosh. Funny.,The shark from the Katy Perry
video is here.,"Straight lives matter" --
What does that mean to you?,-All lives matter.
You know, gay lives matter,,straight lives matter,
everyone's lives matter,except for socialists.,-Where did you hear about
the Straight Pride parade?,-Facebook.
-And when you first heard,about it,
what was your initial thought?,-That's hilarious.
I'm doing it.,-What was funny about it?,-Because it's never
been done before,and everyone's
gonna be pissed off,even though it's obviously
a joke.,-Is it obviously a joke?,-Yes.
-Grow up, will ya?,Seriously.,-Have a conversation, man.
-Do something about it.,-This does feel like,,it's trying to not only just
troll the left,,but a little bit poking fun
at gay pride.,The route itself
is the exact route,that the Gay Pride parade
that happened in Boston,at the end of June took.,I do feel like there was
a missed opportunity,to have the parade route
being literally straight.,You can't deny that this is the
50th anniversary of Pride.,Pride for LGBTQ people
started at Stonewall,,not as a parade,
but as an expression,of being in a space that a year
prior they had been beaten,by members of the police force
for being gay.,-But he identifies as
a Tyrannosaurus Rex.,-He identifies as a shark.,-He is a dinosaur
of the alt-right.,-What is
the Straight Pride parade,and what do you want to
publicize?,-A celebration
of our sexual orientation,just like other people
celebrate theirs.,Straight Pride Parade, we think
it's great to be straight.,We don't hate any other group.,We just think it's great
to be straight.,So all are welcome
to come celebrate us.,We got our straight allies
and our gay allies,,and many are coming here
to march with us in solidarity.,-There seems to be some
unhappy Americans, though.,-Well, you're gonna get that
all the time.,Here we got people holding signs
that say "Nazis.",We actually have
a Jewish delegation,,and we're allowing them
to carry the flag from Israel,,the Israeli national flag,,because we love
our Jewish brothers and sisters.,So please don't listen
to their narrative.,It's a false narrative.,-So for a while you were not
actually going to,be allowed to have this march.,It was an issue with permits and
that was a big turning point.,-That's why God made lawyers.,-But now you
are having the parade.,You've gotten what you wanted.,So, what do you want to show,
I guess, a
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